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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaríes and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Sunday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey Nero et al

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi "

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nero et al"

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Stephen (the Viçar) Pickles. You are tonight's ²nd poster!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within."

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London

Good evening,

Twelve profile views today! Not bad for a late 50s single male

Early start in the morning, so only here for an hour or so.

GF

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman  over a year ago

Coventry

Well hello and good evening all today has been spent with family which has been nice, that and reconnecting with old Fab friends (old as in long time, not old as in age ) x

It’s good to be back on the forums x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Hope everyone's Sunday night dread hasn't kicked in yet!

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It has quite some time Nero

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Hello xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

·

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted] "

Tea, scones and cocktails have that effect!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted] "

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening,

Twelve profile views today! Not bad for a late 50s single male

Early start in the morning, so only here for an hour or so.

GF"

My dear GentleMANfox, a very good evening. You must be on cLoud 9 with your ¹² profile views! Well done, fine sir!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well hello and good evening all today has been spent with family which has been nice, that and reconnecting with old Fab friends (old as in long time, not old as in age ) x

It’s good to be back on the forums x"

Evening felicitations ÅliceinWonderlånd! It's really lovely to see you back and of course back into the Nocturnal fold. This evening you shall join me on my crimson leather banquette whilst I host (and flirt with you).

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hullo howzit!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and Noc folk. Hope everyone's Sunday night dread hasn't kicked in yet!

J"

Hello to Jülië. A very good evening to you. I can't believe we are exiting the weekend and entering a new week so soon!

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex

Evening all x

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all temps 18 f,wind chill 8, but the sun is shining

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman  over a year ago

Coventry

Flirting is something I’m definitely here for

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J"

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

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By *he KinkysCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good evening everyone x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It has quite some time Nero "

·

To my favourite Welsh flower - good evening •·xMischiefx·•

It's been quite some time indeed. I have been remiss. Are you well?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling "

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello xx"

You're somewhat laconic this evening, LíttlemíssmístressK!

Hello back!..!¡

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Evening Nero, evening all hope we’re all well

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses! "

Yes Miss

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By *emidemiWoman  over a year ago

basingstoke

Good evening everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

·

I enquired within. Nothing.

J"

Oooh, you voracious vixen, giving me the evil roly êyê !

Dinner perhaps?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello xx

You're somewhat laconic this evening, LíttlemíssmístressK!

Hello back!..!¡"

It makes a change usually I'm littlemisschatterbox I trust you are well x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good evening, Team. Today, I mainly loafed around in my PJs or casual garb. I watched David Attenborough documentaries with my daughter and then have driven over to near my Dad's. I'm staying in a cheap chain hotel so I can be at his house really early but the journey wasn't straightforward (road closures) and this accessible room reeks really strongly of cigarettes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo howzit!"

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi everyone, just enjoying a drink and a fab perv, anyone else indulging?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening, Team. Today, I mainly loafed around in my PJs or casual garb. I watched David Attenborough documentaries with my daughter and then have driven over to near my Dad's. I'm staying in a cheap chain hotel so I can be at his house really early but the journey wasn't straightforward (road closures) and this accessible room reeks really strongly of cigarettes "

Oh, you really can't win!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all x "

Once upon a time there were seven hundred and seventy-six minxies. Then _inxy777 graced our ethereal presence and all was well. Good evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all temps 18 f,wind chill 8, but the sun is shining "

It's Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! Hello my dear chum!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!"

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Flirting is something I’m definitely here for

"

The world is your oyster on here. I, however, am your pearl.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello there, sort of newbie here.

How you all diddling?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi everyone, just enjoying a drink and a fab perv, anyone else indulging?"

I had a nice glass of cheap and cheerful red wine.

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Evening all. The sun is almost up on the island of Isabela & I’m off for a photo walk while it’s quiet

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone x"

Hello and good evening The Kinkys! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Thread. How is the Burgh of Edin this evening?

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Hi, good evening Nero and everyone else!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

·

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses! "

Have you ever seen an equine in sequins?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all hope we’re all well "

My dear JågerMorgån! It's been far too long. I love your åvatar, a most gentlemanly image in monochrome. I hope you are keeping well and in good health?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

·

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses!

Have you ever seen an equine in sequins? "

So their sequines?

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex


"Evening all x

Once upon a time there were seven hundred and seventy-six minxies. Then _inxy777 graced our ethereal presence and all was well. Good evening!"

Good evening kind sir! Good to know all is well!

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Evening Nero, evening all hope we’re all well

My dear JågerMorgån! It's been far too long. I love your åvatar, a most gentlemanly image in monochrome. I hope you are keeping well and in good health?"

Thank you sir, not as classy as yours mind. I’m doing ok, just keeping my head down and quiet hope you’re well and in good health

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

Demidemi, so good they named her twice²! Good evening dearest.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello xx

You're somewhat laconic this evening, LíttlemíssmístressK!

Hello back!..!¡

·

It makes a change usually I'm littlemisschatterbox I trust you are well x"

I have faith in your trust: I am well, thank you ever so much for enquiring.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Team. Today, I mainly loafed around in my PJs or casual garb. I watched David Attenborough documentaries with my daughter and then have driven over to near my Dad's. I'm staying in a cheap chain hotel so I can be at his house really early but the journey wasn't straightforward (road closures) and this accessible room reeks really strongly of cigarettes "

Good evening KC² my love. Back to your signature Nocturnal soliloquies. How's the hotel otherwise? Have you ordered Room Cervix yet?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everyone, just enjoying a drink and a fab perv, anyone else indulging?"

Good evening hUngmiKe81. We are all indulging and outdulging. This is the Nocturnal Thread afterall.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic. "

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

·

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses!

Have you ever seen an equine in sequins? "

It sounds like a Broadway musical, please educate me Nero

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Team. Today, I mainly loafed around in my PJs or casual garb. I watched David Attenborough documentaries with my daughter and then have driven over to near my Dad's. I'm staying in a cheap chain hotel so I can be at his house really early but the journey wasn't straightforward (road closures) and this accessible room reeks really strongly of cigarettes

Good evening KC² my love. Back to your signature Nocturnal soliloquies. How's the hotel otherwise? Have you ordered Room Cervix yet?"

It's a very typical chain hotel. Big standard. Decent sized accessible room though. The whole establishment smells of cigarettes though. I really don't like the smell

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello there, sort of newbie here.

How you all diddling? "

Everyone please kindly extend a courteous welcome to R°ugh Seducti°n! He's a newbie in the Snúg Bàr.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

*BOG standard

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic. "

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. The sun is almost up on the island of Isabela & I’m off for a photo walk while it’s quiet"

MrHotNotts! How's the flower arranging hobby coming along? It's good to have you aboard the Nocturnal sExpress. Enjoy your photojournalistic walk.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi, good evening Nero and everyone else!! "

A very good evening to BuddingRosé. How was your FundaySunday? xxx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Evening Nero et al from a snowy North East Scotland!

Mrs TMN x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

·

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses!

Have you ever seen an equine in sequins?

So their sequines? "

It's not theirs (sic) - it's ours!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all x

Once upon a time there were seven hundred and seventy-six minxies. Then _inxy777 graced our ethereal presence and all was well. Good evening!

·

Good evening kind sir! Good to know all is well! "

If you're well then it's all swell, doll!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all hope we’re all well

My dear JågerMorgån! It's been far too long. I love your åvatar, a most gentlemanly image in monochrome. I hope you are keeping well and in good health?

·

Thank you sir, not as classy as yours mind. I’m doing ok, just keeping my head down and quiet hope you’re well and in good health "

I'm doing ok, with all things considered. How's the world of Cyber-Scrooty?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

·

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses!

Have you ever seen an equine in sequins?

·

It sounds like a Broadway musical, please educate me Nero"

It does indeed sound like a musical!

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Evening Noc crew

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening Noc crew "

Evening!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Evening all

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By *hriss920Man  over a year ago

Watford

Good evening awesome people

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Team. Today, I mainly loafed around in my PJs or casual garb. I watched David Attenborough documentaries with my daughter and then have driven over to near my Dad's. I'm staying in a cheap chain hotel so I can be at his house really early but the journey wasn't straightforward (road closures) and this accessible room reeks really strongly of cigarettes

Good evening KC² my love. Back to your signature Nocturnal soliloquies. How's the hotel otherwise? Have you ordered Room Cervix yet?

·

It's a very typical chain hotel. Big standard. Decent sized accessible room though. The whole establishment smells of cigarettes though. I really don't like the smell "

I thought you had a predilection for chains? It must have been a working men's club once upon a time, hence the ghostly fragments of tobacco wafts.

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple  over a year ago

The moon

Evening from a very cold village, normally working but been off sick since feels like forever.

Just wanting to get better and normal again

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

·

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses!

Have you ever seen an equine in sequins?

So their sequines?

It's not theirs (sic) - it's ours! "

Bloody autocorrect - they're, not their! There!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"*BOG standard "

I think I prefer the BIG standard. You like your hotel suites after all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello there, sort of newbie here.

How you all diddling?

Everyone please kindly extend a courteous welcome to R°ugh Seducti°n! He's a newbie in the Snúg Bàr. "

Thank you Nero most kind of you, just getting a feel of the nocturnal thread members (not literally of course)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!"

You were in the SAD-F ?

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By *emidemiWoman  over a year ago

basingstoke


"Good evening everyone

Demidemi, so good they named her twice²! Good evening dearest. "

How are you dear? Did you indulge in any pancakes this week?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero et al from a snowy North East Scotland!

Mrs TMN x"

MrsTMN! Thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Thread. Keep your derrière warm and cosy...for me...please. It's beastly cold out there.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Noc crew "

Master GåteKêêper, good evening.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

Sunday evening wishes to you, FifeNinja I hope you are well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening awesome people "

Chríss92Ø — gœœœd evening!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It has quite some time Nero

·

To my favourite Welsh flower - good evening •·xMischiefx·•

It's been quite some time indeed. I have been remiss. Are you well?"

All is well over here diolch

Roll on the warmer months, days on the on the local beach, Bartie Spiced Rum and loads of chill out tunes x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening from a very cold village, normally working but been off sick since feels like forever.

Just wanting to get better and normal again "

Hello easygoingcouple²°²² - wishing you the speediest of recoveries from your enervation.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Le Petit Oiseau! You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

Ooh a prize

I hope it’s like last times prize. I can still feel those…

[redacted]

I enquired within. Nothing.

J

Oh I’ve got something for you darling

·

Put that strapon away, you're scaring the horses!

Have you ever seen an equine in sequins?

So their sequines?

It's not theirs (sic) - it's ours!

Bloody autocorrect - they're, not their! There!"

Is thy feeling better now, my glorious sexual revolution?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello there, sort of newbie here.

How you all diddling?

Everyone please kindly extend a courteous welcome to R°ugh Seducti°n! He's a newbie in the Snúg Bàr.

·

Thank you Nero most kind of you, just getting a feel of the nocturnal thread members (not literally of course) "

They all enjoy being tactile, therefore I encourage you to feel them at your heart's content!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone

Demidemi, so good they named her twice²! Good evening dearest.

·

How are you dear? Did you indulge in any pancakes this week?"

I walked past our restaurant every day last week and thought about the crêpe affair and the rain swept experience!

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By *apidaryMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Evening Nero, evening all. Once more I bid you a good e'en and a good morn. May the winter frosts not be nipping too painfully at all your promising buds. I raise a glass to lengthening days and to our mutual good fortune.

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi, good evening Nero and everyone else!!

A very good evening to BuddingRosé. How was your FundaySunday? xxx"

It was nice and relaxing!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It has quite some time Nero

·

To my favourite Welsh flower - good evening •·xMischiefx·•

It's been quite some time indeed. I have been remiss. Are you well?

·

All is well over here diolch

Roll on the warmer months, days on the on the local beach, Bartie Spiced Rum and loads of chill out tunes x "

I'm delighted to hear it! I don't mind the Autumn/Winter. I love and enjoy wearing my merino knitwear. How about a long and sustained cwtch?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all. Once more I bid you a good e'en and a good morn. May the winter frosts not be nipping too painfully at all your promising buds. I raise a glass to lengthening days and to our mutual good fortune."

My dearie Låpidåry, I am not yet harking for the morning dew. Thank you, however, for your fleeting-greeting. Enjoy your glass of 'Bin End'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi, good evening Nero and everyone else!!

A very good evening to BuddingRosé. How was your FundaySunday? xxx

·

It was nice and relaxing!! "

I see... ...you filth monster!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Finally caught up!

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

No you haven’t!

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello there, sort of newbie here.

How you all diddling?

Everyone please kindly extend a courteous welcome to R°ugh Seducti°n! He's a newbie in the Snúg Bàr.

·

Thank you Nero most kind of you, just getting a feel of the nocturnal thread members (not literally of course)

They all enjoy being tactile, therefore I encourage you to feel them at your heart's content! "

Well if you say so I guess it’s within the rules of the thread…..now who wants a feel first?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

"

Yikes, are you okay?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"No you haven’t!"

Estella, the Noc' doesn't climax until you make your fragrant presence felt within these hallowed walls. Good evening!

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

Yikes, are you okay?"

Yes. Just feeling doddery. I’m turning into my mother

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By *apidaryMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Evening Nero, evening all. Once more I bid you a good e'en and a good morn. May the winter frosts not be nipping too painfully at all your promising buds. I raise a glass to lengthening days and to our mutual good fortune.

My dearie Låpidåry, I am not yet harking for the morning dew. Thank you, however, for your fleeting-greeting. Enjoy your glass of 'Bin End'."

Bin End? Yes, spot on; my final bottle. A Sunday evening glass of 1990 Delamain Early-Landed Grande Champagne Cognac. Whilst the sun was up the afternoon held signs of spring; now the ice is taking hold this is just the thing to remind one of the joys of winter.

May kind, sweet, slumber enshroud you all in her purple cloak. When the time comes.

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi, good evening Nero and everyone else!!

A very good evening to BuddingRosé. How was your FundaySunday? xxx

·

It was nice and relaxing!!

I see... ...you filth monster! "

Oi you cheeky monster!

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"No you haven’t!

Estella, the Noc' doesn't climax until you make your fragrant presence felt within these hallowed walls. Good evening!"

I like climaxing with you, Nero.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now. "

I'm terribly sorry to hear about your garbage mishap, Lå Lunå! Are you injured? May I mop your brow, oh fåirest of måidens?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

Yikes, are you okay?

Yes. Just feeling doddery. I’m turning into my mother "

I hope the only bruises are the ones on your feelings

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all. Once more I bid you a good e'en and a good morn. May the winter frosts not be nipping too painfully at all your promising buds. I raise a glass to lengthening days and to our mutual good fortune.

My dearie Låpidåry, I am not yet harking for the morning dew. Thank you, however, for your fleeting-greeting. Enjoy your glass of 'Bin End'.

Bin End? Yes, spot on; my final bottle. A Sunday evening glass of 1990 Delamain Early-Landed Grande Champagne Cognac. Whilst the sun was up the afternoon held signs of spring; now the ice is taking hold this is just the thing to remind one of the joys of winter.

May kind, sweet, slumber enshroud you all in her purple cloak. When the time comes."

You are a true sybarite and libertine. They should bottle you in an atomiser and spritz you by the hour, on the hour!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi, good evening Nero and everyone else!!

A very good evening to BuddingRosé. How was your FundaySunday? xxx

·

It was nice and relaxing!!

I see... ...you filth monster!

Oi you cheeky monster! "

Chëëk is all that I have and nothing more.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"No you haven’t!

Estella, the Noc' doesn't climax until you make your fragrant presence felt within these hallowed walls. Good evening!

·

I like climaxing with you, Nero. "

I shall savour the experience and leave it engrained in my immutable thoughts.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

Yikes, are you okay?

Yes. Just feeling doddery. I’m turning into my mother

I hope the only bruises are the ones on your feelings "

You're very caring, KC².

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

Yikes, are you okay?

Yes. Just feeling doddery. I’m turning into my mother

I hope the only bruises are the ones on your feelings

You're very caring, KC². "

I am, actually. Too caring sometimes, but that's just me.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

Yikes, are you okay?

Yes. Just feeling doddery. I’m turning into my mother

I hope the only bruises are the ones on your feelings

You're very caring, KC².

·

I am, actually. Too caring sometimes, but that's just me. "

Don't ever change. Please.

Even if you have to, just wear them inside out.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ? "

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Evening Nero et al from a snowy North East Scotland!

Mrs TMN x

MrsTMN! Thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Thread. Keep your derrière warm and cosy...for me...please. It's beastly cold out there. "

Well I seem to be bent over this chair. Can anyone help warm me up, please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry I’m back

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )"

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment. "

Oooffttt

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment. "

Oooh, now there's an opfok I could handle

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sorry I’m back"

I'm glad that you are. Your leather Chesterfield will always be yours. It's sacrosanct. And you're always welcome here!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment.

Oooh, now there's an opfok I could handle "

Show me your weapons drill, big boy

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero et al from a snowy North East Scotland!

Mrs TMN x

MrsTMN! Thank you ever so much for popping into the Nocturnal Thread. Keep your derrière warm and cosy...for me...please. It's beastly cold out there.

·

Well I seem to be bent over this chair. Can anyone help warm me up, please? "

If you and I weren't so geographically challenged then I could warm the cockles of your heart!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment.

·

Oooffttt "

...and Private Parts for you.

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all.

I’m in bed early. I fell over putting the bins out tonight - one minute I was chatting to my eldest, the next I was atop a pile of black bags. It’s been the most exciting thing to happen to me all weekend.

Feeling a bit achey now.

"

Ouch! Hooe you've not done yourself a mischief!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment.

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you."

Is he back?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment.

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you."

Nah! She's Major Dickhard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all "

Hello

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Good evening everyone. I'm visiting The Twilight Zone before going to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I’m back

I'm glad that you are. Your leather Chesterfield will always be yours. It's sacrosanct. And you're always welcome here!"

So good with words

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all "

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment.

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back? "

He's now a Briga, dear.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. I'm visiting The Twilight Zone before going to sleep. "

Oral-Fanatic, good evening to you, fine sir, of the finest woodland realms. Are you in bed per chance?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sorry I’m back

I'm glad that you are. Your leather Chesterfield will always be yours. It's sacrosanct. And you're always welcome here!

·

So good with words"

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hullo howzit!

oxondÅvina — Hullo/halo /hello!

Mwah Nerø. "Hullo howzit" (said in a proper flat, nasal East Rand accent, is a standard South African greeting.

I thought I'd treat you to something exotic.

Take me to Windhoek, Namibia. That's more exotic.

Please! I spent my late teens and early 20s avoiding a trip to (then) Southwest Africa courtesy of the SA Defence Force. I'm not about to start now. You're on your own skattie!

You were in the SAD-F ?

I'm that generation. Who wasn't in the army?

2nd Lt. Davina DeBurgh (they'd shit themselves if they could see me now )

I would like to give you some Corporal Punishment.

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Nah! She's Major Dickhard. "

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear."

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets. "

Please could you also find a big spoon.., I need snuggles.

(Missed you too)

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By *urge72Man  over a year ago

oxfordshire & Hull

Good evening Nero and fellow Noc patrons

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one "

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji! "

Oh god that would be just perfect

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji! "

He was from Joburg too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets. "

You do have a way with words, you almost had me tempted with that offer

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets.

·

Please could you also find a big spoon.., I need snuggles.

(Missed you too)"

What if I offered you a ladle? Would that fit your snuggly requirements?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Hello Nero and nocturnal folk... I should be asleep but I'm currently looking at grazing boxes and fishnets. You know, that standard combination.

And sneezing.

Hope you're all well!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and fellow Noc patrons"

_urge72, my pedigree chum, good evening to you. Are you well this evening?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sorry I’m back"

Hello!

I'll be out shortly though. My crappy hotel has a broken bedside socket (there's only one) and so my alarm/phone shall have to be plugged in on the other side of the room

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Hello Nero and nocturnal folk... I should be asleep but I'm currently looking at grazing boxes and fishnets. You know, that standard combination.

And sneezing.

Hope you're all well!"

Hello Meli, I hope the sneezes settle or if not, they’re those good ones that feel partially orgasmic.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji!

Oh god that would be just perfect "

We could have a Carry On themed Cockturnal Thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I’m back

Hello!

I'll be out shortly though. My crappy hotel has a broken bedside socket (there's only one) and so my alarm/phone shall have to be plugged in on the other side of the room "

Hello you

That sucks! That’s gonna be a nightmare tomorrow

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji!

He was from Joburg too. "

And quite posh 'sounding' as well.

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By *ake_or_deathMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening everyone. I'm visiting The Twilight Zone before going to sleep.

Oral-Fanatic, good evening to you, fine sir, of the finest woodland realms. Are you in bed per chance?"

I am, watching Rod Serling's most famous work.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets.

·

You do have a way with words, you almost had me tempted with that offer "

There are masculine blankets available too. I have one for you, monogrammed with "Rough Seduction, Esq".

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji!

He was from Joburg too. "

I know. I was kindly sent a documentary from our gorgeous host

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji!

Oh god that would be just perfect

We could have a Carry On themed Cockturnal Thread."

I’m on it…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero and nocturnal folk... I should be asleep but I'm currently looking at grazing boxes and fishnets. You know, that standard combination.

And sneezing.

Hope you're all well!"

·

A very good evening —•Mèlí•—

Did you procure your epicure and your apparel via Inter-fish-Net?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sorry I’m back

Hello!

I'll be out shortly though. My crappy hotel has a broken bedside socket (there's only one) and so my alarm/phone shall have to be plugged in on the other side of the room "

For the love of all agnostic Gods, KC², that's all you need!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. I'm visiting The Twilight Zone before going to sleep.

Oral-Fanatic, good evening to you, fine sir, of the finest woodland realms. Are you in bed per chance?

·

I am, watching Rod Serling's most famous work. "

Don't forget your midnight snack: Twiglets™.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"

·

Oooffttt

...and Private Parts for you.

Is he back?

He's now a Briga, dear.

I’ll send you an oooh matron for that one

There are times when I wish for a Sid James emoji!

He was from Joburg too.

·

I know. I was kindly sent a documentary from our gorgeous host "

Cor blimey, I forget all about that!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello."

The finest of evening felicitations, Høney røse! Welcome to the Noc' Snug Bar. Prey tell, do you also have an unwavering penchant for footwear?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets.

·

You do have a way with words, you almost had me tempted with that offer

There are masculine blankets available too. I have one for you, monogrammed with "Rough Seduction, Esq". "

You Sir are a true gentleman and I thank you kindly.

Now if only someone would like to snuggle up to the oft quoted “peachy bum” my night would be complete.

I could name a few names but I won’t……for now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Please can someone go and plug my phone in for me?! I CBA getting out of the bed now

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By *eordie4378Man  over a year ago

Wallsend

Hi

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets.

·

You do have a way with words, you almost had me tempted with that offer

There are masculine blankets available too. I have one for you, monogrammed with "Rough Seduction, Esq".

You Sir are a true gentleman and I thank you kindly.

Now if only someone would like to snuggle up to the oft quoted “peachy bum” my night would be complete.

I could name a few names but I won’t……for now "

Make a beeline for Misty. Her bosoms are quite snug'esque!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Please can someone go and plug my phone in for me?! I CBA getting out of the bed now "

FFS KC², when we next meet I'm going to give you my behemoth and monolithic USB power bank. 15,000mAh capacity.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets.

·

You do have a way with words, you almost had me tempted with that offer

There are masculine blankets available too. I have one for you, monogrammed with "Rough Seduction, Esq".

You Sir are a true gentleman and I thank you kindly.

Now if only someone would like to snuggle up to the oft quoted “peachy bum” my night would be complete.

I could name a few names but I won’t……for now

Make a beeline for Misty. Her bosoms are quite snug'esque!"

Just a minute I will buzz over there and take a peak

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Please can someone go and plug my phone in for me?! I CBA getting out of the bed now

FFS KC², when we next meet I'm going to give you my behemoth and monolithic USB power bank. 15,000mAh capacity."

Thanks, Nero! That'll be mighty useful

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi "

geORdie4378...! Welcøme to the Nocturnal Fellowship!

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By *ingerbeardman-Man  over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Evening all! How's it going?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Please can someone go and plug my phone in for me?! I CBA getting out of the bed now

FFS KC², when we next meet I'm going to give you my behemoth and monolithic USB power bank. 15,000mAh capacity.

·

Thanks, Nero! That'll be mighty useful "

Just use it for sensible things (phone, etc) and not for charging your you-know-what toys!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m in

I’ll probably be asleep before I’m out

Evening all

Hello my darling, I've missed you. If you fall into a slumber then I shall envelope you in the finest of silken blankets.

·

You do have a way with words, you almost had me tempted with that offer

There are masculine blankets available too. I have one for you, monogrammed with "Rough Seduction, Esq".

You Sir are a true gentleman and I thank you kindly.

Now if only someone would like to snuggle up to the oft quoted “peachy bum” my night would be complete.

I could name a few names but I won’t……for now

Make a beeline for Misty. Her bosoms are quite snug'esque!

Just a minute I will buzz over there and take a peak "

Report back pronto!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all! How's it going?"

Hello and midnight greetings g¹ngerbeardmÅn! It's all going rather well! Are you fine and dandy this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi

geORdie4378...! Welcøme to the Nocturnal Fellowship! "

Well Nero your recommendation was one of true quality and finesse.

Lady Misty has some of the finest bosoms I have seen not to forget her mesmerising eyes and feminine figure.

She would be most welcome in my embroidered sheet…..obviously Ms Misty has the final say

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

geORdie4378...! Welcøme to the Nocturnal Fellowship!

Well Nero your recommendation was one of true quality and finesse.

Lady Misty has some of the finest bosoms I have seen not to forget her mesmerising eyes and feminine figure.

She would be most welcome in my embroidered sheet…..obviously Ms Misty has the final say "

Yes indeed, do not forget her êyês! They can sink a battleship with one cursory glance!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur — ØØ:ØØhrs!

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By *cotty_01ukMan  over a year ago

birmingham

Morning

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Morning "

Nocturnal greetings, scotty_Ø1uk.

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito

Hello

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

My dårling LådyBùgs. I've missed you immensely. It's been far too long. You hide behind the veiled and opaque walls of the Fab Forå, popping out every once in a while to redeem yourself. I hope you're well?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello "

Hey hot stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi

geORdie4378...! Welcøme to the Nocturnal Fellowship!

Well Nero your recommendation was one of true quality and finesse.

Lady Misty has some of the finest bosoms I have seen not to forget her mesmerising eyes and feminine figure.

She would be most welcome in my embroidered sheet…..obviously Ms Misty has the final say

Yes indeed, do not forget her êyês! They can sink a battleship with one cursory glance! "

Well I am built like a battleship so it looks I would be scuttled!!

Also there is a sweetie pie and a New Forest resident who have sent my heart all of a flutter.

You may need to order more me sheets Nero

And if I can return the favour my eloquent friend in anyway feel free to ask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry everyone. I can’t help myself.

*hits the red button*

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito


"Hello

My dårling LådyBùgs. I've missed you immensely. It's been far too long. You hide behind the veiled and opaque walls of the Fab Forå, popping out every once in a while to redeem yourself. I hope you're well?"

Awwww thank you Nerolicious! I had a break, life was a little too much. Kinda still is but I’m popping in from time to time. Hope you are ok x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Let's Noc' this on the head. Fabulous nocc'ing everyone! Thank you for your participations, gyrations and Rastafariations. Sleep well.

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