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By *emidemi OP Woman
over a year ago
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I’ve just seen a status update saying that someone isn’t meeting currently because she is “on the blob/aunt Irma is visiting/riding crimson wave” 
What other sayings are there for when you’ve got your period? |
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over a year ago
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Shark week.
My aunt used to say if you ever go on a date when your on, at the end of the night when he asks if he can come in for a coffee. Say he can't cause the coffee is red tonight |
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And the only man phase we know regarding periods is of course the classic...
If you are snookered on the pink, behind the red...go for brown.
We are such dicks I know. 
I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows? |
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"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows? "
If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.
Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free. |
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"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?
If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.
Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free. "
Slightly off piste but 100% correct. I hadn't realised how much of medicine was male focused until recently. Mind blown |
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"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?
If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.
Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free. "
Why can't women invent any of these?
Marc |
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"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?
If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.
Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free.
Why can't women invent any of these?
Marc"
I'm not saying they can't, they absolutely can. What I am saying is that if roles were reversed then men would see it as an inconvenience to men and therefore want to do something about it. Not all men (obviously) see it as a women's thing that men shouldn't be involved in or that women are exaggerating. It couldn't possibly be *that* painful. |
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"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?
If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.
Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free. "
They aren’t cramps, they’re contractions. That’s why they hurt so much. A man called them cramps, I just know it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should post a thread about Manstruatuon: If men had periods. Would we just sit at the bar and stick a beer towel down our y fronts the minute the red river flows?
If men had to have periods then they'd invent decent painkillers, an answer to cramps, acne and PMT very soon after their first one and no fucking way would they last 45+ years plus. They'd find a way to have as few as possible. No way would they put up with this shit.
Oh and I'd guarantee that any pads or tampons would be free.
Why can't women invent any of these?
Marc"
Because until very recently they have not been allowed in positions of adequate authority or even the level of education, to be able to make decisions about research budget spending, and all academic research grants and big pharma funding decisions were made entirely by men. |
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