I’m currently elbow deep in a cheese fondue, wearing my scabby dressing gown that meli has been requesting I burn for 2 years now. I have spot stickers on, hair removal cream on my legs and my feet are soaking in some salts and warm water so I have a better time with the pedegg. Sexy in 2024 is probably a stretch but next year I shine.
What is your favourite and least favourite thing about being sexy?
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"I’m currently elbow deep in a cheese fondue, wearing my scabby dressing gown that meli has been requesting I burn for 2 years now. I have spot stickers on, hair removal cream on my legs and my feet are soaking in some salts and warm water so I have a better time with the pedegg. Sexy in 2024 is probably a stretch but next year I shine.
What is your favourite and least favourite thing about being sexy?
Please keep it lighthearted. "
Oooh yeah. Fancy A Fuck?
No. No… keep the dressing gown on… |
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"I hit peak sexy in about 2009, so I've just been managing the decline since."
I hit my peak a few year after this dashing man, but am also managing the decline. The greys are start to come in nicely, so I'm hoping that give me a new sexy silver phase.
Currently I look like I've been trying to sleep on a bench, due to the need for a haircut, shave and sleep deprivation. |
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I'm currently wearing a beautiful new shirt that's soaked in sweat from 30+ degree heat, I have a gash on my knee from losing my balance which hasn't quite scabbed over yet and is still seeping that slightly viscous yellow stuff. I have ketchup and hotsauce on the edges of my mouth from the meat feast(steady fellas)that was presented to me not long ago, and my tan lines are clearly visible around my legs, arms and neck from the slightly longer sleeved tshirts and shorts that I've worn over the last few days.
Here's to 2025!
*raises glass of Saigon beer and flashes extra sweaty armpits to the tables on either side  |
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