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"Ladylike?
That’s the mrs out the window.
The mr
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Throwing the missus out of the window isn't much of a gentlemanly thing. I'm not a fan of spousal defenestration.  "
Disappointed in you Nero, and here’s me thinking I could finally get rid of her, back to the drawing board it is.
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"Ladylike?
That’s the mrs out the window.
The mr
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Throwing the missus out of the window isn't much of a gentlemanly thing. I'm not a fan of spousal defenestration.
Disappointed in you Nero, and here’s me thinking I could finally get rid of her, back to the drawing board it is.
The mr "
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What does the wife have to say about this?  |
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"Ladylike?
That’s the mrs out the window.
The mr
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Throwing the missus out of the window isn't much of a gentlemanly thing. I'm not a fan of spousal defenestration.
Disappointed in you Nero, and here’s me thinking I could finally get rid of her, back to the drawing board it is.
The mr
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What does the wife have to say about this? "
I don't blame him to be honest, I'd throw me out too.
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"Ladylike?
That’s the mrs out the window.
The mr
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Throwing the missus out of the window isn't much of a gentlemanly thing. I'm not a fan of spousal defenestration.
Disappointed in you Nero, and here’s me thinking I could finally get rid of her, back to the drawing board it is.
The mr
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What does the wife have to say about this?
I don't blame him to be honest, I'd throw me out too.
Mrs "
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Fiiiiine! I'll take you in. Prepared to be bonked frequently though. I have just the ivory tower for you. |
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!"
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!"
I'd love to apply but don't match any of the selection criteria  |
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!
I'd love to apply but don't match any of the selection criteria "
Erm…
Yeah you do |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!
I'd love to apply but don't match any of the selection criteria
Erm…
Yeah you do "
You are too kind, gorgeous but you wouldn't like me when I'm (regularly) in angry bird mode! |
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!
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I'd love to apply but don't match any of the selection criteria "
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That's twice you've blown me away. First the Aft'noon tea and now my offers of betrothal!  |
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"Sad reading 
I was hopeful for the same thing"
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It's soul-destroying isn't, dear fellow? We promise them the cosmos, they want the moon on a stick but they offer us space dust in return.
We shall lament forevermore. |
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!
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Reaches for said hand, with caution. "
Curtseys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sad reading
I was hopeful for the same thing
Lower those expectations and I’ll throw you a quickie if you like? "
Jamie, respect but I want the person to be actually into me |
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"Sad reading
I was hopeful for the same thing
Oh. Do you want someone ladylike too? I'm not ladylike "
Don’t worry there’s already a roster spot for you  |
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!"
Is she lost? |
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!
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Is she lost?"
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Somewhat misplaced like a set of car keys. |
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"She must be ladylike but with minimal lady'ish tendencies. A cool demeanour, above lukewarm personality and with a temperate temperament.
•All• applications considered - apply forthwith!
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Is she lost?
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Somewhat misplaced like a set of car keys."
You hoo! I'm over here ... *waves
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