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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Although if there's an empty seat maybe not because I don't like to sit next to anyone on the bus if I can have space 
J"
Oh if there’s an empty double and you sit next to someone then you should be arrested I reckon. Feels like an assault. Also feels like harassment. |
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"Although if there's an empty seat maybe not because I don't like to sit next to anyone on the bus if I can have space
J"
This. I only sit next to someone when all the spare two-seaters have gone... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Although if there's an empty seat maybe not because I don't like to sit next to anyone on the bus if I can have space
J
This. I only sit next to someone when all the spare two-seaters have gone..."
Normal behaviour.
I also try and avoid sitting next to women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat   "
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette 
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching. "
Hot. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot. "
Want to see who breaks first. |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey "
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers? 
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first. "
I could look at you all day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers?
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner "
I know  |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers?
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner
I know "
There was this cute London dude who sat opposite me. He had some good chat  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first.
I could look at you all day"
Without touching? |
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"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first. "
There's a really clever book called "253", telling a mini story about each of the 253 people on a specific tube train and their thoughts. This exchange reminded me of it a little. |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
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Oh your so funny truth nah
Wouldn't sit next you on the bus you too big take up to much of the seat .but be happy to sit in front or behind and chat with you .
But bus up here are too full so would have to sit next you. there was fit young lady with empty seat next to her . |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers?
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner
I know
There was this cute London dude who sat opposite me. He had some good chat "
Nicely done Mrs KC. I do that too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dum, dum, dum
Another one rides the bus.
And another gets on, and another gets on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you,
Another one rides the bus.
Heyyyyyyy"
I would not like to sit next to you |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first.
There's a really clever book called "253", telling a mini story about each of the 253 people on a specific tube train and their thoughts. This exchange reminded me of it a little."
Ooooh I’m going to look that up. I often devise little stories as to what I think everyone in a carriage is thinking. Or wonder if there was an accident or apocalypse and I had to deal with it with everyone that was in the carriage I’m in, how it would all pan out! |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers?
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner "
You provincials! Coming down here with your friendliness and chatting to strangers...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Only if you’re driving the bus 
Are you ok?
I like driving
You can ride me any time LittleBird
Jesus… get back to the bus "
Thought this was going to say get to the back of the bus and I screamed internally for a second |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers?
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner
I know
There was this cute London dude who sat opposite me. He had some good chat "
I stood next to you too. |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Only if you’re driving the bus
Are you ok?
I like driving
You can ride me any time LittleBird
Jesus… get back to the bus
Thought this was going to say get to the back of the bus and I screamed internally for a second"
Ha ha ha ha ha. That’s brilliant
Ok Pickle. Get to the back of the bus  |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers?
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner
You provincials! Coming down here with your friendliness and chatting to strangers...
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I know, right?! It's fun to break the rules |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Errrrrrrrr AWKWARD. I don't sit next to anyone on the bus. I bring my own, special, seat
I’d stand and talk to you for the whole journey
On a a London bus?! Talking? Are you bonkers?
G'wan then. I spoke to lots of people on the buses in London last time I was there, like a proper northerner
You provincials! Coming down here with your friendliness and chatting to strangers...
I know, right?! It's fun to break the rules "
Rules? Who needs rules |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first.
I could look at you all day
Without touching?"
No but I’ll give it a go. See how long I last.
3 minutes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Only if you’re driving the bus
Are you ok?
I like driving
You can ride me any time LittleBird
Jesus… get back to the bus
Thought this was going to say get to the back of the bus and I screamed internally for a second
Ha ha ha ha ha. That’s brilliant
Ok Pickle. Get to the back of the bus "
*stares in Black disbelief*  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first.
I could look at you all day
Without touching?
No but I’ll give it a go. See how long I last.
3 minutes? "
Actual snort.
I knew that would catch on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first.
There's a really clever book called "253", telling a mini story about each of the 253 people on a specific tube train and their thoughts. This exchange reminded me of it a little."
Gonna look it up. Hope it’s good |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Dum, dum, dum
Another one rides the bus.
And another gets on, and another gets on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you,
Another one rides the bus.
Heyyyyyyy
I would not like to sit next to you"
Yeah. I'm the weirdo on the packed bus that people would rather stand than sit next to... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Oh your so funny truth nah
Wouldn't sit next you on the bus you too big take up to much of the seat .but be happy to sit in front or behind and chat with you .
But bus up here are too full so would have to sit next you. there was fit young lady with empty seat next to her ."
You cheeky man. Im you called me fat just now |
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"Sit next to me on the bus?
Only if you’re driving the bus
Are you ok?
I like driving
You can ride me any time LittleBird
Jesus… get back to the bus
Thought this was going to say get to the back of the bus and I screamed internally for a second
Ha ha ha ha ha. That’s brilliant
Ok Pickle. Get to the back of the bus
*stares in Black disbelief* "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Dum, dum, dum
Another one rides the bus.
And another gets on, and another gets on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you,
Another one rides the bus.
Heyyyyyyy
I would not like to sit next to you
Yeah. I'm the weirdo on the packed bus that people would rather stand than sit next to... "
I'd come and stand next to you and then bollock some poor guy for not offering us his seat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first.
I could look at you all day
Without touching?
No but I’ll give it a go. See how long I last.
3 minutes?
Actual snort.
I knew that would catch on. "
I am just a smooth slut. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Can we be on a tube and can I sit opposite?
So we can’t talk?
Yes. That’s proper Londoners etiquette
No. So I can have eye contact with you. But no touching.
Hot.
Want to see who breaks first.
I could look at you all day
Without touching?
No but I’ll give it a go. See how long I last.
3 minutes?
Actual snort.
I knew that would catch on.
I am just a smooth slut. "
I hate it but you are. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Dum, dum, dum
Another one rides the bus.
And another gets on, and another gets on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you,
Another one rides the bus.
Heyyyyyyy
I would not like to sit next to you
Yeah. I'm the weirdo on the packed bus that people would rather stand than sit next to...
I'd come and stand next to you and then bollock some poor guy for not offering us his seat "
Damn right! Nothing like making a good hullabaloo on a bus. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dum, dum, dum
Another one rides the bus.
And another gets on, and another gets on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you,
Another one rides the bus.
Heyyyyyyy
I would not like to sit next to you
Yeah. I'm the weirdo on the packed bus that people would rather stand than sit next to...
I'd come and stand next to you and then bollock some poor guy for not offering us his seat
Damn right! Nothing like making a good hullabaloo on a bus. "
Ok if there’s two of you I’m letting you sit down and I’m giving you both a wink |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I wouldn't sit next to you on a bus.
Nothing personal, just not a bus wanker"
Ah man you're missing out on all the weird and wonderful people who ride buses.
A few weeks ago I was on a bus around 11am and a seriously inebriated man puked up everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you eating chips?
You can’t have any of my chips!!!
I know you’d sit next to me on a bus. You have
Technically, you sat next to me."
Technically you sat on top of me |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Dum, dum, dum
Another one rides the bus.
And another gets on, and another gets on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you,
Another one rides the bus.
Heyyyyyyy
I would not like to sit next to you
Yeah. I'm the weirdo on the packed bus that people would rather stand than sit next to...
I'd come and stand next to you and then bollock some poor guy for not offering us his seat
Damn right! Nothing like making a good hullabaloo on a bus.
Ok if there’s two of you I’m letting you sit down and I’m giving you both a wink"
Careful. It starts with a wink and next thing you're walking up in the morning in a tangle of limbs, with your bumhole tingling...  |
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"I wouldn't sit next to you on a bus.
Nothing personal, just not a bus wanker
Ah man you're missing out on all the weird and wonderful people who ride buses.
A few weeks ago I was on a bus around 11am and a seriously inebriated man puked up everywhere "
Ooo I may have to reconsider taking the bus |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I wouldn't sit next to you on a bus.
Nothing personal, just not a bus wanker
Ah man you're missing out on all the weird and wonderful people who ride buses.
A few weeks ago I was on a bus around 11am and a seriously inebriated man puked up everywhere
Ooo I may have to reconsider taking the bus "
This should be used as a new ad campaign to get more people using public transport  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dum, dum, dum
Another one rides the bus.
And another gets on, and another gets on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you,
Another one rides the bus.
Heyyyyyyy
I would not like to sit next to you
Yeah. I'm the weirdo on the packed bus that people would rather stand than sit next to...
I'd come and stand next to you and then bollock some poor guy for not offering us his seat
Damn right! Nothing like making a good hullabaloo on a bus.
Ok if there’s two of you I’m letting you sit down and I’m giving you both a wink
Careful. It starts with a wink and next thing you're walking up in the morning in a tangle of limbs, with your bumhole tingling... "
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"Although if there's an empty seat maybe not because I don't like to sit next to anyone on the bus if I can have space
J
This. I only sit next to someone when all the spare two-seaters have gone...
Normal behaviour.
I also try and avoid sitting next to women"
Is that in case they are overpowered by your raw, sexual magnetism?
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I like random conversations with strangers on buses and trains. They don't happen often, I'm usually content to stare out of the window and day dream or make up fantastic stories about the passengers but every now and again words are spoken and it is marvellous. So I would take a seat next to you. |
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