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Is there such a thing as TOO attractive?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.
They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".
Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried uploading face pictures to scare them off"
I had to take them down due to backlash for showing such a beautiful face. Fab guide lines or something? |
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God I hate that! I really struggle with this in real life.
I’ve got a boss who wants me to work Monday TO Friday when I’m fairly sure the deal would be Monday or Friday. Seems a bit controlling to need me everyday.
I remember one time I was driving home and the police literally chased me down to the motorway to tell me I was speeding and he needed my details.
Nice try officer but there are other ways to try get my name and address ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"God I hate that! I really struggle with this in real life.
I’ve got a boss who wants me to work Monday TO Friday when I’m fairly sure the deal would be Monday or Friday. Seems a bit controlling to need me everyday.
I remember one time I was driving home and the police literally chased me down to the motorway to tell me I was speeding and he needed my details.
Nice try officer but there are other ways to try get my name and address " lol ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ullyMan
over a year ago
Near Clacton |
I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.
They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".
Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating?
Yes Me too people see me as threat as I am so incredibly handsome, smart and adorable. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.
They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".
Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating?"
Wellll, yeah mate...kinda like glaring at the sun for too long
Tone it down can't ya?! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"I need help. I keep getting knocked back because I'm TOO good looking. It fills me with woe, and I don't know what to do.
They say things like "you're not my type" or "not what I'm looking for", and even "put some clothes on you fat bastard", but I know they really mean "I'm intimidated by your sheer beauty".
Any help fellow Fabbites? How do I uglify myself a bit and become more appealing/less intimidating?"
I feel your pain ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Yes OP. It happens.
Look, you're not going to find your equals on Fab so you should probably look elsewhere. It'll also stop people comparing and crying when they realise they could never measure up to you.
Do it for the good of humanity.
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