After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:
I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct 
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
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"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:
I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct
LvM"
Good luck with the surgery
We'll be expecting regular uodates  |
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"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for? "
Can't speak for all blokes but no way, bound to forget which one is needed and look a tool.. |
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over a year ago
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"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:
I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct
LvM"
Make sure you get a good recommendation so you don't get one of those surgeons where you tell them "just a trim" and they take a several inches. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?
I do  "
Something to ask the surgeon about, you never know, might even get you both on Dragon's Den, thats an episode I'd watch! |
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"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?
I do
Something to ask the surgeon about, you never know, might even get you both on Dragon's Den, thats an episode I'd watch!"
I think it's an awesome idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?
I do
Something to ask the surgeon about, you never know, might even get you both on Dragon's Den, thats an episode I'd watch!
I think it's an awesome idea "
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"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:
I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct
LvM"
I can recommend the surgery
Felt a lot more confortabless when I was down to ten inches . |
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"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?
Can't speak for all blokes but no way, bound to forget which one is needed and look a tool.."
You'd just keep them all in a small briefcase or something, then you can swap and change as you like
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"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:
I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct
LvM"
I wonder if we could try a fab first experiment. All those fellows with a monster appendage have an inch chopped out the middle of their old chap. Won’t make much difference to them. We could then make some real life dildos. I’m assuming we would just need to attach a pump at the base to fill all the blood vessels with water.
We’ll just need a volunteer to donate a bellend.
£50 a pop. Can’t miss. |
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"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:
I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct
LvM
I wonder if we could try a fab first experiment. All those fellows with a monster appendage have an inch chopped out the middle of their old chap. Won’t make much difference to them. We could then make some real life dildos. I’m assuming we would just need to attach a pump at the base to fill all the blood vessels with water.
We’ll just need a volunteer to donate a bellend.
£50 a pop. Can’t miss."
There's plenty of bellends around here  |
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"Do you ever wish you could have a detachable dick? Different sizes depending on what the situation calls for?
Can't speak for all blokes but no way, bound to forget which one is needed and look a tool..
You'd just keep them all in a small briefcase or something, then you can swap and change as you like
LvM"
Good plan, 'just popping to the loo, back in a jiffy'..
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"After much deliberation, and compiling results from the plethora of fora polls on womens' preferences, I've come do a decision:
I'm getting a penis reduction surgery as I'm clearly too enormous. Now, some of the more skeptical among you may think that this is just a humble brag post but I assure you, you're correct
LvM"
A much easier solution is to just fib about your size and say its just clever photo angles and that it's actually just average.
Guys over exaggerate all the time and the womenfolk of Fab fall for it.
I'm sure it'll work the other way round too.
Just make sure you only shag with the lights off and they don't get to see it before the deed is done. I mean if a babies head can come out of there......  |
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