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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily  "
Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about  |
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"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily
Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about "
I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If any women fancy sampling a big gorgeous cock let me know. My inbox is open 24/7.
I'm also discreet and won[ mention your name when bragging. Hahaha joking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily
Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about
I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?"
It's a pleasure to be burdoned with it really  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily
Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about
I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?"
I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing 
Hahaha
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"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily
Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about
I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?
I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing
Hahaha
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Nah. I have an excellent selection of cock already thanks |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily
Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about
I assume it's a joy if the nightmare is it being smaller surely?
I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing
Hahaha
Nah. I have an excellent selection of cock already thanks "
cmon woman feed his ego |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"cmon woman feed his ego
But why pretend to feed someone's ego? "
It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe . |
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"cmon woman feed his ego
But why pretend to feed someone's ego?
It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe . "
Yes dear. I'm sure between the number of verifications and the videos of considerably larger than human toys I'm just woefully intimidated by a normal human penis |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"cmon woman feed his ego
But why pretend to feed someone's ego?
It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe . "
lol ok i admit i am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"cmon woman feed his ego
But why pretend to feed someone's ego?
It's okay, I know your scared of a real man's magnificent cock, and afraid, don't worry babe . lol ok i admit i am "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes i did too, i dreamt it has fallen off. Then i woke up, looked down and it really was gone.
What? All 10 inches?x
11.5 inches actually, must have been sucked into a rabbit hole"
Just a dream.. but my member is real   |
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"Are you on medication OP?
You post stupid uncalled for messages. Are you on medicatio n?"
There's many medications that come with side effects like night terrors and intense dreaming.
It's a valid question |
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I can come upto Carlisle and you can have a personal showing
Hahaha
Nah. I have an excellent selection of cock already thanks "
Opportunistic forum posting seldom works. It usually smacks of desperation! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you on medication OP?
You post stupid uncalled for messages. Are you on medicatio n?
There's many medications that come with side effects like night terrors and intense dreaming.
It's a valid question "
I don't any but thankyou for your concern. You may sleep with me to find out babes XXX
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More importantly, have you found yourself a date yet whose brave enough to sample the weapon tonight OP?"
I am fixed for tonight thanks. All you women have missed out.
Sorry |
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"More importantly, have you found yourself a date yet whose brave enough to sample the weapon tonight OP?
I am fixed for tonight thanks. All you women have missed out.
Sorry"
It's ok, we have established that you're just too big. Too much man.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Nightmare fuel when a penis won't cause cervical bruising quite as easily
Your the wrong gender to understand the problem of lugging a huge cock about "
A problem known to every married woman, I am reliably informed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More importantly, have you found yourself a date yet whose brave enough to sample the weapon tonight OP?
I am fixed for tonight thanks. All you women have missed out.
Sorry
It's ok, we have established that you're just too big. Too much man.
J"
I am and no shame in you admitting that |
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"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles
Bravo sir.
He's not talking about porridge haha  "
No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles
Bravo sir.
He's not talking about porridge haha
No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc
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Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round |
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"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles
Bravo sir.
He's not talking about porridge haha
No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc
Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round "
Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles
Bravo sir.
He's not talking about porridge haha
No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc
Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round
Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.
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I understand you now
It's okay for someone to tell stupid tedious jokes about me, but you don't like stupid tedious jokes aimed at you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like a parody account ran by a teenager
Yes, I've spent a very amused few minutes reading this thread. They just get better."
UW I'll give you both the consideration it deserves |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They're actually not much copper, you know? They're copper-plated steel. Good quiz fact, there! "
Is steel not inferior conductivity? And does it effect the watts carried by the same sized cores? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.
Anyone had bad dreams like this?
I had the same dream and woke up to find it was true! Fortunately it was just folded in half!"
Phew.. bet you hd a shock. |
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"[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 23:17:46]
They're actually not much copper, you know? They're copper-plated steel. Good quiz fact, there!
Is steel not inferior conductivity? And does it effect the watts carried by the same sized cores?"
The coins, dude. The coins (1p)  |
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"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.
Anyone had bad dreams like this?
I had the same dream and woke up to find it was true! Fortunately it was just folded in half!
Phew.. bet you hd a shock."
Nah, that's the people who had the copper plated steel wires |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.
Anyone had bad dreams like this?
I had the same dream and woke up to find it was true! Fortunately it was just folded in half!
Phew.. bet you hd a shock.
Nah, that's the people who had the copper plated steel wires "
Oh your right! I just got a magnet to stick to one.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, I can still read what's written on mine in a really big font... "She lusted for the lechers of Egypt, whose members are like those of donkeys, whose thrusts are like those of stallions. -- Ezekiel 23:20" |
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"No, I can still read what's written on mine in a really big font... "She lusted for the lechers of Egypt, whose members are like those of donkeys, whose thrusts are like those of stallions. -- Ezekiel 23:20""
It says that too, I just checked!
Verse 21 says, "You reverted to the depravity of your youth, when Egyptians fondled your breasts, caressing your young nipples."
Rude stuff |
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"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles
Bravo sir.
He's not talking about porridge haha
No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc
Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round
Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.
I understand you now
It's okay for someone to tell stupid tedious jokes about me, but you don't like stupid tedious jokes aimed at you.
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If you read the joke that I applauded it was about Milton Keynes, it was not about you.
I refrain from making fun of people I don't know as I wouldn't wish to offend anyone.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles
Bravo sir.
He's not talking about porridge haha
No offence, but what does that even mean? His joke made sense, Milton Keynes, roundabouts etc
Your a Scottish and stirring porridge going round and round
Doh, yes, that's right, only Scottish people eat porridge. Sorry about that. I forgot about jokes from the 19th century. Silly me.
I understand you now
It's okay for someone to tell stupid tedious jokes about me, but you don't like stupid tedious jokes aimed at you.
If you read the joke that I applauded it was about Milton Keynes, it was not about you.
I refrain from making fun of people I don't know as I wouldn't wish to offend anyone.
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Okay, no worries let's forget it, I have  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dream it it was only 9 inches long hahaha.
Anyone had bad dreams like this?
You go gurl, swish like there's no tomorrow "
What does that even mean?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhhh I see the trap you have set there.. the question is, has it worked? Asking for a friend.. "
Yes it is fully functioning.
Can send pic of "proof of life" |
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"I have a reoccurring dream I live in Milton Keynes. I just keep going round and round in circles
I keep dreaming I'm on a grid like in Tron "
Upvoting for the first Tron reference I've ever seen in the forums |
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