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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
Actually!!! Fuck it!! Do! Take your best shot! I challenge you to push me to block your ass! Bring it!!
Now...time to sit back and watch my first thread die...like an all mangy street dog...with a milky eye!
Ew...gross  |
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"Nice pics
Nora...i feel like you've misunderstood the premise of this thread...*pinches bridge of his nose and sighs wearily"
I didn’t really read it  . Just looked at your pics. Was making an observation.  |
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over a year ago
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"Actually!!! Fuck it!! Do! Take your best shot! I challenge you to push me to block your ass! Bring it!!
Now...time to sit back and watch my first thread die...like an all mangy street dog...with a milky eye!
Ew...gross "
Get to the politics thread and unleash your nasty  |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Nice pics
Nora...i feel like you've misunderstood the premise of this thread...*pinches bridge of his nose and sighs wearily
I didn’t really read it . Just looked at your pics. Was making an observation. "
I do appreciate it 
Now trigger my block!!! |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Actually!!! Fuck it!! Do! Take your best shot! I challenge you to push me to block your ass! Bring it!!
Now...time to sit back and watch my first thread die...like an all mangy street dog...with a milky eye!
Ew...gross
Get to the politics thread and unleash your nasty "
But I'm trying to release everyone elses nasty to scientifically define what my block threshold is.
Or because I got off work early and have time to kill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually!!! Fuck it!! Do! Take your best shot! I challenge you to push me to block your ass! Bring it!!
Now...time to sit back and watch my first thread die...like an all mangy street dog...with a milky eye!
Ew...gross
Get to the politics thread and unleash your nasty
But I'm trying to release everyone elses nasty to scientifically define what my block threshold is.
Or because I got off work early and have time to kill."
everones threshold is different though |
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"Nice pics
Nora...i feel like you've misunderstood the premise of this thread...*pinches bridge of his nose and sighs wearily
I didn’t really read it . Just looked at your pics. Was making an observation.
I do appreciate it
Now trigger my block!!!"
With a body like that you’ve probably got an arsehole personality |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Actually!!! Fuck it!! Do! Take your best shot! I challenge you to push me to block your ass! Bring it!!
Now...time to sit back and watch my first thread die...like an all mangy street dog...with a milky eye!
Ew...gross
Get to the politics thread and unleash your nasty
But I'm trying to release everyone elses nasty to scientifically define what my block threshold is.
Or because I got off work early and have time to kill.
everones threshold is different though "
Yup. I agree entirely. I was just challenging people to try and make me feel compelled to block them. Like...for fun.
Um...look its my first thread. I may be in over my head.  |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Nice pics
Nora...i feel like you've misunderstood the premise of this thread...*pinches bridge of his nose and sighs wearily
I didn’t really read it . Just looked at your pics. Was making an observation.
I do appreciate it
Now trigger my block!!!
With a body like that you’ve probably got an arsehole personality "
That struck a chord of painful truth. I have a douchieness that annoys myself sometimes...but there's also a superficial compliment in there somewhere sooo...no block! |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"You'd do well on here if you removed your face from the pics"
Ouch!!! Except my boiled ham face doesnt feature on the public profile!! So you sir havent seen it and still my think me handsome in reality!! No block |
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"You'd do well on here if you removed your face from the pics
Ouch!!! Except my boiled ham face doesnt feature on the public profile!! So you sir havent seen it and still my think me handsome in reality!! No block"
I've seen enough of it to put me off my sandwich. |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"You'd do well on here if you removed your face from the pics
Ouch!!! Except my boiled ham face doesnt feature on the public profile!! So you sir havent seen it and still my think me handsome in reality!! No block
I've seen enough of it to put me off my sandwich."
What kind of sandwich? |
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I’m free tonight for a meet. I’ll give you the location & room number. Turn up at 7:30 if you’re early or late then you will not get the honour of fucking me. Bring me a gift. Do not make eye contact at any point. Address me only as Queen Misty. I don’t want any conversation about your personal life. The only aftershaves you may wear are Creed or Sauvage. If you can’t wear these then make sure you are freshly showered in a none scented shower gel. If you have a beard it must be no longer than a grade 2. Do not eat for 2 hours before meeting as the stench of your food will put me off.
I require at least 1 hour of oral on me before sex. I will not perform oral sex on you as it’s gross.
All body hair must be removed by yourself. No stubble please, I’m very sensitive. If you are under 8 inches then don’t bother. I will measure before we start and if I’m not satisfied then you will be asked to leave.
I expect you to pay for 75% of the room as you’re lucky to be there. Just remember I’m an 8/9 and you’re a 5 at best - you should be grateful for this opportunity . |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"I’m free tonight for a meet. I’ll give you the location & room number. Turn up at 7:30 if you’re early or late then you will not get the honour of fucking me. Bring me a gift. Do not make eye contact at any point. Address me only as Queen Misty. I don’t want any conversation about your personal life. The only aftershaves you may wear are Creed or Sauvage. If you can’t wear these then make sure you are freshly showered in a none scented shower gel. If you have a beard it must be no longer than a grade 2. Do not eat for 2 hours before meeting as the stench of your food will put me off.
I require at least 1 hour of oral on me before sex. I will not perform oral sex on you as it’s gross.
All body hair must be removed by yourself. No stubble please, I’m very sensitive. If you are under 8 inches then don’t bother. I will measure before we start and if I’m not satisfied then you will be asked to leave.
I expect you to pay for 75% of the room as you’re lucky to be there. Just remember I’m an 8/9 and you’re a 5 at best - you should be grateful for this opportunity ."
Yes M'am. Thank you M'am
Not only is this NOT a block, but I am deeply aroused.
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"Nice pics
Nora...i feel like you've misunderstood the premise of this thread...*pinches bridge of his nose and sighs wearily
I didn’t really read it . Just looked at your pics. Was making an observation. "
Are you secretly a man Nora? |
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"You'd do well on here if you removed your face from the pics
Ouch!!! Except my boiled ham face doesnt feature on the public profile!! So you sir havent seen it and still my think me handsome in reality!! No block
I've seen enough of it to put me off my sandwich.
What kind of sandwich?"
Coronation chicken. I was looking forward to it as well |
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"You'd do well on here if you removed your face from the pics
Ouch!!! Except my boiled ham face doesnt feature on the public profile!! So you sir havent seen it and still my think me handsome in reality!! No block
I've seen enough of it to put me off my sandwich.
What kind of sandwich?
Coronation chicken. I was looking forward to it as well "
Ooh I’ll have it! The sandwich, that is. |
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"You'd do well on here if you removed your face from the pics
Ouch!!! Except my boiled ham face doesnt feature on the public profile!! So you sir havent seen it and still my think me handsome in reality!! No block
I've seen enough of it to put me off my sandwich.
What kind of sandwich?
Coronation chicken. I was looking forward to it as well
Ooh I’ll have it! The sandwich, that is."
I'm not sure it's worth the round trip, but you're welcome to it |
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"Nice pics
Nora...i feel like you've misunderstood the premise of this thread...*pinches bridge of his nose and sighs wearily
I didn’t really read it . Just looked at your pics. Was making an observation.
Are you secretly a man Nora? "
I’ve always said maybe I am . I think more like a man. I understand men more. I don’t understand women at all! |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Is the cactus an optional extra sex aid?
I'm not sure there will be many tempted by that!
This is Fab so there will be 1 or 2 that crazy "
I mean that wasnt my intention but I suppose I could...work it in...so to speak. |
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"I’m free tonight for a meet. I’ll give you the location & room number. Turn up at 7:30 if you’re early or late then you will not get the honour of fucking me. Bring me a gift. Do not make eye contact at any point. Address me only as Queen Misty. I don’t want any conversation about your personal life. The only aftershaves you may wear are Creed or Sauvage. If you can’t wear these then make sure you are freshly showered in a none scented shower gel. If you have a beard it must be no longer than a grade 2. Do not eat for 2 hours before meeting as the stench of your food will put me off.
I require at least 1 hour of oral on me before sex. I will not perform oral sex on you as it’s gross.
All body hair must be removed by yourself. No stubble please, I’m very sensitive. If you are under 8 inches then don’t bother. I will measure before we start and if I’m not satisfied then you will be asked to leave.
I expect you to pay for 75% of the room as you’re lucky to be there. Just remember I’m an 8/9 and you’re a 5 at best - you should be grateful for this opportunity .
Yes M'am. Thank you M'am
Not only is this NOT a block, but I am deeply aroused.
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Sigh. Fine. Approach 2. Well fuck. Then you’ll definitely block me |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"I’m free tonight for a meet. I’ll give you the location & room number. Turn up at 7:30 if you’re early or late then you will not get the honour of fucking me. Bring me a gift. Do not make eye contact at any point. Address me only as Queen Misty. I don’t want any conversation about your personal life. The only aftershaves you may wear are Creed or Sauvage. If you can’t wear these then make sure you are freshly showered in a none scented shower gel. If you have a beard it must be no longer than a grade 2. Do not eat for 2 hours before meeting as the stench of your food will put me off.
I require at least 1 hour of oral on me before sex. I will not perform oral sex on you as it’s gross.
All body hair must be removed by yourself. No stubble please, I’m very sensitive. If you are under 8 inches then don’t bother. I will measure before we start and if I’m not satisfied then you will be asked to leave.
I expect you to pay for 75% of the room as you’re lucky to be there. Just remember I’m an 8/9 and you’re a 5 at best - you should be grateful for this opportunity .
Yes M'am. Thank you M'am
Not only is this NOT a block, but I am deeply aroused.
Sigh. Fine. Approach 2. Well fuck. Then you’ll definitely block me "
Thats a chance I'm willing to take. |
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Scotland must be independent of the 400 year old anachronism that is the Union of Crowns and the far worse anachronism that is the 300 year old Acts of Union.
You'll be doing (my) England a favour too - we're old and tired and need a rocket up the fart-tickler.
So you'll probably either love me or hate me now.
Unless you are politically apathetic of course   . |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Nice bump
I've got nothing nasty to say though. I can see your life has been tough enough "
Solid effort. Faked me out a bit with initial niceness. Then went in for the understated kill. No block Willy. I will not willy block! |
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"Nice bump
I've got nothing nasty to say though. I can see your life has been tough enough
Solid effort. Faked me out a bit with initial niceness. Then went in for the understated kill. No block Willy. I will not willy block!"
I give up, Buck |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Scotland must be independent of the 400 year old anachronism that is the Union of Crowns and the far worse anachronism that is the 300 year old Acts of Union.
You'll be doing (my) England a favour too - we're old and tired and need a rocket up the fart-tickler.
So you'll probably either love me or hate me now.
Unless you are politically apathetic of course ."
Not only have you failed to earn a block but I suspect we are entirely in step qith kne another. Its love! Not hate. And no block! |
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"Not only have you failed to earn a block but I suspect we are entirely in step qith kne another. Its love! Not hate. And no block!"
Well  for that.
But now is the time I reveal my true name to be Douglas (Mac)Ross, illegitimate offspring of Trump and new owner of Rangers.
And your mam loves a fart-tickle in her pee-pee knickers. |
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Not only have you failed to earn a block but I suspect we are entirely in step qith kne another. Its love! Not hate. And no block!
Well for that.
But now is the time I reveal my true name to be Douglas (Mac)Ross, illegitimate offspring of Trump and new owner of Rangers.
And your mam loves a fart-tickle in her pee-pee knickers."
Oh holy fuckeroni!!! That made me snot laugh out my nose hard lovey organic work sir!!! Douglas Ross is a simpering shitehawk that I could happily bury up to his neck in red hot iron shavings. God that tixkled the crap out of me! |
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"Not only have you failed to earn a block but I suspect we are entirely in step qith kne another. Its love! Not hate. And no block!
Well for that.
But now is the time I reveal my true name to be Douglas (Mac)Ross, illegitimate offspring of Trump and new owner of Rangers.
And your mam loves a fart-tickle in her pee-pee knickers.
Oh holy fuckeroni!!! That made me snot laugh out my nose hard lovey organic work sir!!! Douglas Ross is a simpering shitehawk that I could happily bury up to his neck in red hot iron shavings. God that tixkled the crap out of me! "
Jeez - Willy!!
This guy don't have a "block reflex".
I'm flummoxed!!
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"Not only have you failed to earn a block but I suspect we are entirely in step qith kne another. Its love! Not hate. And no block!
Well for that.
But now is the time I reveal my true name to be Douglas (Mac)Ross, illegitimate offspring of Trump and new owner of Rangers.
And your mam loves a fart-tickle in her pee-pee knickers.
Oh holy fuckeroni!!! That made me snot laugh out my nose hard lovey organic work sir!!! Douglas Ross is a simpering shitehawk that I could happily bury up to his neck in red hot iron shavings. God that tixkled the crap out of me!
Jeez - Willy!!
This guy don't have a "block reflex".
I'm flummoxed!!
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He's blocked our sex so I'll take that as a small victory |
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"Not only have you failed to earn a block but I suspect we are entirely in step qith kne another. Its love! Not hate. And no block!
Well for that.
But now is the time I reveal my true name to be Douglas (Mac)Ross, illegitimate offspring of Trump and new owner of Rangers.
And your mam loves a fart-tickle in her pee-pee knickers.
Oh holy fuckeroni!!! That made me snot laugh out my nose hard lovey organic work sir!!! Douglas Ross is a simpering shitehawk that I could happily bury up to his neck in red hot iron shavings. God that tixkled the crap out of me!
Jeez - Willy!!
This guy don't have a "block reflex".
I'm flummoxed!!
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He's blocked our sex so I'll take that as a small victory "
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By *uckowski OP Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Not only have you failed to earn a block but I suspect we are entirely in step qith kne another. Its love! Not hate. And no block!
Well for that.
But now is the time I reveal my true name to be Douglas (Mac)Ross, illegitimate offspring of Trump and new owner of Rangers.
And your mam loves a fart-tickle in her pee-pee knickers.
Oh holy fuckeroni!!! That made me snot laugh out my nose hard lovey organic work sir!!! Douglas Ross is a simpering shitehawk that I could happily bury up to his neck in red hot iron shavings. God that tixkled the crap out of me!
Jeez - Willy!!
This guy don't have a "block reflex".
I'm flummoxed!!
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He's blocked our sex so I'll take that as a small victory
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