Bogie Dilemma 1
You’ve met up with a potential new playmate and they certainly do seem to tick all the right boxes… things are just tickerdiboo. The moment comes when you are about to share that first kiss… but just as you lean in a bungee-bogie makes a breaks for it and dangles dangerously close to their top lip  It’s obvious it’s not going to drop off before you complete the lean in, so do you:
a) back off and make an excuse to leave
b) pause to flick the offending bogie out of the way
c) go in for the kiss and hope it doesn’t drop off to land on your lip
d) something else
Bogie Dilemma 2
You’re in the throws of a passionate shagathon and whilst your playmate tries to muffle a moan of pleasure the sudden flow of air through their nostrils shoots out a bogie which hangs precariously from the end of their nose. They reach to pull you close so they can kiss you, do you:
a) tell them you have a fetish involving covering their face with a pillow
b) ask them to suck your toes and subtly flick the bogie with your big toe
c) ask them to rim you (out of sight out of mind)
d) something else
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over a year ago
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I would say "Stop, sorry, you have something hanging off your nose and it is putting me right off. Please clean up before we contineu!"
Passion killer I know, however, better be honest than feel sick I'd say!   |
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I'm afraid I would immediately puke... bogies are the only thing to turn my stomach..... passion killed and probably the other person too if I swiped at their bogie |
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Bogie Dilemma 1
You’ve met up with a potential new playmate and they certainly do seem to tick all the right boxes… things are just tickerdiboo. The moment comes when you are about to share that first kiss… but just as you lean in a bungee-bogie makes a breaks for it and dangles dangerously close to their top lip It’s obvious it’s not going to drop off before you complete the lean in, so do you:
a) back off and make an excuse to leave
b) pause to flick the offending bogie out of the way
c) go in for the kiss and hope it doesn’t drop off to land on your lip
d) something else
Bogie Dilemma 2
You’re in the throws of a passionate shagathon and whilst your playmate tries to muffle a moan of pleasure the sudden flow of air through their nostrils shoots out a bogie which hangs precariously from the end of their nose. They reach to pull you close so they can kiss you, do you:
a) tell them you have a fetish involving covering their face with a pillow
b) ask them to suck your toes and subtly flick the bogie with your big toe
c) ask them to rim you (out of sight out of mind)
d) something else
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lmao ...love the way this woman,likes to prepare for all eventualities  |
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