So there's this little hose with a hand trigger attached to the side of the toilet in my hotel. The water comes out at very high pressure. I've seen them before in hotels many times but until now I always thought they were used in replacing of a toilet brush to clean the inside of the bowl. Turns out, as I'm sure a lot of you already know, they are for hosing down your back passage after a number 2.
The water comes out so fast that I would never have dreamt of directing it towards my chocolate starfish. Turns out you can lower the pressure via a valve at the other end of the hose.
Now I'm waiting for my next number 2 so that I can try it out. I will update here with my shiny recturm results   |
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"Yes some places have too high a pressure on their bidet hose that’s for sure!"
See, I knew people would already know what that was. I feel like a tool for never having realised until now 
You're right too, the pressure is ridiculously high. Any man who can comfortably clean his gravy ring with that thing going full steam deserves to be a leader of men  |
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over a year ago
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"Yes some places have too high a pressure on their bidet hose that’s for sure!
See, I knew people would already know what that was. I feel like a tool for never having realised until now
You're right too, the pressure is ridiculously high. Any man who can comfortably clean his gravy ring with that thing going full steam deserves to be a leader of men "
As a bi guy I have occasionally enjoyed a brief moment of the water force against my arse hole
They’re so useful though. Think I’ll be installing one in my next house. Don’t want to invest in one for where I am currently living, and as a mixed race person, I grew up with the “lota” which looks like a watering can, and is used to wash your backside. |
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"Yes some places have too high a pressure on their bidet hose that’s for sure!
See, I knew people would already know what that was. I feel like a tool for never having realised until now
You're right too, the pressure is ridiculously high. Any man who can comfortably clean his gravy ring with that thing going full steam deserves to be a leader of men
As a bi guy I have occasionally enjoyed a brief moment of the water force against my arse hole
They’re so useful though. Think I’ll be installing one in my next house. Don’t want to invest in one for where I am currently living, and as a mixed race person, I grew up with the “lota” which looks like a watering can, and is used to wash your backside. "
Lol brief or not, you're a brave man!
Since posting here I've done a little Google Google and found someone describing the benefits as follows:
Imagine getting peanut butter on your arm. Would you be happy smearing it further across your hairy arm and trying to clean it with tissue? Or would you consider that the only true way to make sure your arm is clean is by using running water?
This makes a lot of sense to me, as does having 1 in my own home if I ever own my own home, so I get you there 
OK, I'm off to Google 'lota' |
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"Yes some places have too high a pressure on their bidet hose that’s for sure!
See, I knew people would already know what that was. I feel like a tool for never having realised until now
You're right too, the pressure is ridiculously high. Any man who can comfortably clean his gravy ring with that thing going full steam deserves to be a leader of men
As a bi guy I have occasionally enjoyed a brief moment of the water force against my arse hole
They’re so useful though. Think I’ll be installing one in my next house. Don’t want to invest in one for where I am currently living, and as a mixed race person, I grew up with the “lota” which looks like a watering can, and is used to wash your backside.
Lol brief or not, you're a brave man!
Since posting here I've done a little Google Google and found someone describing the benefits as follows:
Imagine getting peanut butter on your arm. Would you be happy smearing it further across your hairy arm and trying to clean it with tissue? Or would you consider that the only true way to make sure your arm is clean is by using running water?
This makes a lot of sense to me, as does having 1 in my own home if I ever own my own home, so I get you there
OK, I'm off to Google 'lota' "
I see now
That Google also led me to the/a Muslim name for the bidet which is 'Shattaf' and I don't belive there could be a more fitting name ever! |
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"Does its stretch to the window ?
Can you use it to squirt passers by ?
The mr "
Haha the hose does not stretch beyond 1/2 metre otherwise I might have been able to shoot a jet of water from my bathroom clean across my room and out the window as the jet is powerful enough. Shame |
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"So there's this little hose with a hand trigger attached to the side of the toilet in my hotel. The water comes out at very high pressure. I've seen them before in hotels many times but until now I always thought they were used in replacing of a toilet brush to clean the inside of the bowl. Turns out, as I'm sure a lot of you already know, they are for hosing down your back passage after a number 2.
The water comes out so fast that I would never have dreamt of directing it towards my chocolate starfish. Turns out you can lower the pressure via a valve at the other end of the hose.
Now I'm waiting for my next number 2 so that I can try it out. I will update here with my shiny recturm results "
That's quite an image you've put in my head  ! |
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"So there's this little hose with a hand trigger attached to the side of the toilet in my hotel. The water comes out at very high pressure. I've seen them before in hotels many times but until now I always thought they were used in replacing of a toilet brush to clean the inside of the bowl. Turns out, as I'm sure a lot of you already know, they are for hosing down your back passage after a number 2.
The water comes out so fast that I would never have dreamt of directing it towards my chocolate starfish. Turns out you can lower the pressure via a valve at the other end of the hose.
Now I'm waiting for my next number 2 so that I can try it out. I will update here with my shiny recturm results
That's quite an image you've put in my head !"
I do apologise
Every time I read the title now too when I answer someone's comment I internally sing, 'you pull the trigger of my....bum gunnnnnn' |
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"And now we have the next Big Thing to be invested in "
that would have been a cracking episode of Dragons Den had it not already been a Thing lol
'I'm looking for a 250,000 pounds investment for 20% of my business' |
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Thery are quite common these days even in hotels. With all these sort of things first time will be unfamiliar but with practice you should be able to master it all and even get excited about it all. You could always ask someone to show you of course but with limited language knowledge, it could lead to all sorts of 'tales of the unexpected'. Good luck and enjoy this little exciting discovery and many more to come. |
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"Thery are quite common these days even in hotels. With all these sort of things first time will be unfamiliar but with practice you should be able to master it all and even get excited about it all. You could always ask someone to show you of course but with limited language knowledge, it could lead to all sorts of 'tales of the unexpected'. Good luck and enjoy this little exciting discovery and many more to come. "
Lol tales of the unexpected
I'm not sure the sensation in my tail would be unexpected lol I think it'll be tonight after food, or tomorrow morning before checkout that I use it...but imma give it a go...solo that is |
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"Threads like this keep me here. Outstanding
I enjoy the dafter threads also
I honestly thought bum gun was a new name for cock. This is even better "
that ain't a bad name for a cock either and thank you, I like it when I manage to entertain |
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"So there's this little hose with a hand trigger attached to the side of the toilet in my hotel. The water comes out at very high pressure. I've seen them before in hotels many times but until now I always thought they were used in replacing of a toilet brush to clean the inside of the bowl. Turns out, as I'm sure a lot of you already know, they are for hosing down your back passage after a number 2.
The water comes out so fast that I would never have dreamt of directing it towards my chocolate starfish. Turns out you can lower the pressure via a valve at the other end of the hose.
Now I'm waiting for my next number 2 so that I can try it out. I will update here with my shiny recturm results
That's quite an image you've put in my head !
I do apologise
Every time I read the title now too when I answer someone's comment I internally sing, 'you pull the trigger of my....bum gunnnnnn' "
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The increased popularity of these is a little ironic really as there has been a noticeable decrease in installation of bidets in bathrooms these days which of course can do a similar job and few more besides. |
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We’ve just come back from Thailand and these are everywhere - at first I thought ‘eeeeww’ then I was intrigued and now I’m wanting one in the house 
Granted the hotel ones provided a dryer afterwards but I got fully invested - probably the most hygienic way of cleaning yourself…
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Don't use it! Once you do, you won't want to clean your bum any other way. Your day to day life will be full of disappointment. Complaining to anyone who will listen to you about the lack of bidet hoses available to you. You won't want to poo anywhere but at home where you'll have had one installed. Be warned |
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"We’ve just come back from Thailand and these are everywhere - at first I thought ‘eeeeww’ then I was intrigued and now I’m wanting one in the house
Granted the hotel ones provided a dryer afterwards but I got fully invested - probably the most hygienic way of cleaning yourself…
K"
See, these understand. |
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"We’ve just come back from Thailand and these are everywhere - at first I thought ‘eeeeww’ then I was intrigued and now I’m wanting one in the house
Granted the hotel ones provided a dryer afterwards but I got fully invested - probably the most hygienic way of cleaning yourself…
K
See, these understand."
I can't wait to number 2 to try mine out now |
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So, update.
After my food tour last night I knew that I wouldn't be long before I had to use the 'bum gun', mainly because the final course was that of insects:fried silk worms and crickets, and also fried baby frog. While they tasted great, I knew my western stomach was destined to struggle and thus send them quickly to my bodies emergency exit.
Long story short, the time came to use the water sprayer and dear lord!. While it stung at first, after a few seconds I started to relax and by the end i felt like my ass was brand new and the cleanest it's ever been. Thank you 'bum gun', and my ass thanks you also |
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This was the thread I didn't know I wanted.
Thank you, OP.
I think you could set up some kind of toiletry-based pyramid for target practice. Sharpen those bum gun skills!
I am fervently hoping my next hotel room has a bum gun. |
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"So, update.
After my food tour last night I knew that I wouldn't be long before I had to use the 'bum gun', mainly because the final course was that of insects:fried silk worms and crickets, and also fried baby frog. While they tasted great, I knew my western stomach was destined to struggle and thus send them quickly to my bodies emergency exit.
Long story short, the time came to use the water sprayer and dear lord!. While it stung at first, after a few seconds I started to relax and by the end i felt like my ass was brand new and the cleanest it's ever been. Thank you 'bum gun', and my ass thanks you also "
It’s 3 in the morning, and as I read this I literally burst out in laughter. The neighbour’s dog started barking I laughed so loudly.
The image this has put in my head! |
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
Well done, aside of the little joy the thread has brought, may I congratulate you at having the courage to try something new and the opportunity to give it the same love and attention as other areas. You have obviously come to realise the importance of it's well being and that is a real credit to you. You must have already started to see the benefits in that as in your travels it must surely be good to know that your briefs/hoxers/thongs or whatever it is you wear, will also now stay cleaner for so much longer. Shiny rear ends can sometimes attract attention but I am sure other measures you have already taken can safeguard against that. Wishing you all the best in your travels and please continue to enrich our mundane lives with that little bit of extra excitment from your unsual daily occurences "
As always mate, I love your take on things too, and this is why we're friends
I'll post sporadically over the remaining weeks that I have in Vietnam, and I'll try to make them interesting topics.
Speaking of which, I'm currently in Bui Vien(walking street) in HCMC having some fried chicken and a beer to fill the whole my last number 2 left
No more crickets and grub worms for the rest of the holiday me thinks |
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end "
You brought back memories of the bum guns in Malaysia for me.
Report back if you find a next level rural one.
By this I mean a long drop hole to poo in, with sloped foot plates on either side. They're tricky to navigate. Top tip, don't wear flip flops or you'll lose one in the loo hole.
Happy Holidays. |
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
Well done, aside of the little joy the thread has brought, may I congratulate you at having the courage to try something new and the opportunity to give it the same love and attention as other areas. You have obviously come to realise the importance of it's well being and that is a real credit to you. You must have already started to see the benefits in that as in your travels it must surely be good to know that your briefs/hoxers/thongs or whatever it is you wear, will also now stay cleaner for so much longer. Shiny rear ends can sometimes attract attention but I am sure other measures you have already taken can safeguard against that. Wishing you all the best in your travels and please continue to enrich our mundane lives with that little bit of extra excitment from your unsual daily occurences
As always mate, I love your take on things too, and this is why we're friends
I'll post sporadically over the remaining weeks that I have in Vietnam, and I'll try to make them interesting topics.
Speaking of which, I'm currently in Bui Vien(walking street) in HCMC having some fried chicken and a beer to fill the whole my last number 2 left
No more crickets and grub worms for the rest of the holiday me thinks "
That sounds very lovely. Enjoy the grab and the beer. And just to add one last thing and link it to a previous thread I have seen on here about bleaching, think yourself lucky you have now adapted a maintenance routine that means you will never have to go down the bleaching route in later life. Win, win. And cheers with your beer and my cup of tea in hand |
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
You brought back memories of the bum guns in Malaysia for me.
Report back if you find a next level rural one.
By this I mean a long drop hole to poo in, with sloped foot plates on either side. They're tricky to navigate. Top tip, don't wear flip flops or you'll lose one in the loo hole.
Happy Holidays. "
I've already found a couple of those on my travels! They were a little intimidating to be honest lol I'm not used to shitting in a hole in the floor so it bothered me the first time. Second time around I squated like a pro |
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
Well done, aside of the little joy the thread has brought, may I congratulate you at having the courage to try something new and the opportunity to give it the same love and attention as other areas. You have obviously come to realise the importance of it's well being and that is a real credit to you. You must have already started to see the benefits in that as in your travels it must surely be good to know that your briefs/hoxers/thongs or whatever it is you wear, will also now stay cleaner for so much longer. Shiny rear ends can sometimes attract attention but I am sure other measures you have already taken can safeguard against that. Wishing you all the best in your travels and please continue to enrich our mundane lives with that little bit of extra excitment from your unsual daily occurences
As always mate, I love your take on things too, and this is why we're friends
I'll post sporadically over the remaining weeks that I have in Vietnam, and I'll try to make them interesting topics.
Speaking of which, I'm currently in Bui Vien(walking street) in HCMC having some fried chicken and a beer to fill the whole my last number 2 left
No more crickets and grub worms for the rest of the holiday me thinks
That sounds very lovely. Enjoy the grab and the beer. And just to add one last thing and link it to a previous thread I have seen on here about bleaching, think yourself lucky you have now adapted a maintenance routine that means you will never have to go down the bleaching route in later life. Win, win. And cheers with your beer and my cup of tea in hand "
Haha
I don't think I could ever have bleached my bottom anyway, I would rather just live with the discolouration if it happens
Thank you too, and cheers my man! |
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
You brought back memories of the bum guns in Malaysia for me.
Report back if you find a next level rural one.
By this I mean a long drop hole to poo in, with sloped foot plates on either side. They're tricky to navigate. Top tip, don't wear flip flops or you'll lose one in the loo hole.
Happy Holidays.
I've already found a couple of those on my travels! They were a little intimidating to be honest lol I'm not used to shitting in a hole in the floor so it bothered me the first time. Second time around I squated like a pro "
Well Done!!
There's definitely a knack to them.
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
You brought back memories of the bum guns in Malaysia for me.
Report back if you find a next level rural one.
By this I mean a long drop hole to poo in, with sloped foot plates on either side. They're tricky to navigate. Top tip, don't wear flip flops or you'll lose one in the loo hole.
Happy Holidays.
I've already found a couple of those on my travels! They were a little intimidating to be honest lol I'm not used to shitting in a hole in the floor so it bothered me the first time. Second time around I squated like a pro
Well Done!!
There's definitely a knack to them.
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I love that you're applauding me for sitting in a hole in the floor |
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
You brought back memories of the bum guns in Malaysia for me.
Report back if you find a next level rural one.
By this I mean a long drop hole to poo in, with sloped foot plates on either side. They're tricky to navigate. Top tip, don't wear flip flops or you'll lose one in the loo hole.
Happy Holidays.
I've already found a couple of those on my travels! They were a little intimidating to be honest lol I'm not used to shitting in a hole in the floor so it bothered me the first time. Second time around I squated like a pro
Well Done!!
There's definitely a knack to them.
I love that you're applauding me for sitting in a hole in the floor "
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
You brought back memories of the bum guns in Malaysia for me.
Report back if you find a next level rural one.
By this I mean a long drop hole to poo in, with sloped foot plates on either side. They're tricky to navigate. Top tip, don't wear flip flops or you'll lose one in the loo hole.
Happy Holidays.
I've already found a couple of those on my travels! They were a little intimidating to be honest lol I'm not used to shitting in a hole in the floor so it bothered me the first time. Second time around I squated like a pro
Well Done!!
There's definitely a knack to them.
I love that you're applauding me for sitting in a hole in the floor
*shitting "
Having had to hoist my long floaty silk trousers up around my waist to stop them dangling in the hole. I appreciate the finer points of these maneuvers.
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" I'm glad I could bring a little laughter into a few of your lives. That puts a little joy in my heart, a twinkle in my eye, and an extra sparkle on my shiny rear end
You brought back memories of the bum guns in Malaysia for me.
Report back if you find a next level rural one.
By this I mean a long drop hole to poo in, with sloped foot plates on either side. They're tricky to navigate. Top tip, don't wear flip flops or you'll lose one in the loo hole.
Happy Holidays.
I've already found a couple of those on my travels! They were a little intimidating to be honest lol I'm not used to shitting in a hole in the floor so it bothered me the first time. Second time around I squated like a pro
Well Done!!
There's definitely a knack to them.
I love that you're applauding me for sitting in a hole in the floor
*shitting
Having had to hoist my long floaty silk trousers up around my waist to stop them dangling in the hole. I appreciate the finer points of these maneuvers.
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"We’ve just come back from Thailand and these are everywhere - at first I thought ‘eeeeww’ then I was intrigued and now I’m wanting one in the house
Granted the hotel ones provided a dryer afterwards but I got fully invested - probably the most hygienic way of cleaning yourself…
K
See, these understand."
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"We’ve just come back from Thailand and these are everywhere - at first I thought ‘eeeeww’ then I was intrigued and now I’m wanting one in the house
Granted the hotel ones provided a dryer afterwards but I got fully invested - probably the most hygienic way of cleaning yourself…
K
See, these understand.
*nods slowly as the camera pans in on face"
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"This was a brilliant read with my morning coffee
But I will be said after my poo when I look around and there is no bum gun.  "
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Glad I gave you a chuckle too 