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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur??

alickalotapuss

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How do you find a blind guy on a nudist beach??

It's not "hard"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Who's there?

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Where do you go with and injury from playing peekaboo ?

I C U obviousley

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By *undance_KidMan over a year ago

London

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Knock knock

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By *undance_KidMan over a year ago

London

"Where do you go with and injury from playing peekaboo ?

I C U obviousley

Terrible but actually made me smile

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By *undance_KidMan over a year ago

London

"How do you find a blind guy on a nudist beach??

It's not "hard""

Hilarious.

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Knock knock "

Who is there ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried to change my password on a cooking website.

It wouldn't let me change it because my new password wasn't stroganoff..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who is there ?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to a wedding last week, it was very emotional!

Even the cake was in tiers

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who is there ?"

New Seaham Working Mens Club

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By *an DeLyonMan over a year ago

County Durham

[Removed by poster at 14/01/24 21:06:25]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's some proper bad ones here.... I'll be telling them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How does a penguin make pancakes?

It uses it's flippers.

(Sorry, not sorry.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who is there ?

New Seaham Working Mens Club"

New seaham working men's club who?

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By *alleysBoiMan over a year ago

Newbridge

What's better than eating a mandarin???

Eating Amanda out!

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By *oppleWangerMan over a year ago

Gods Country

Whats the best present you can gift?

A Broken Drum

Nobody can beat that.

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who is there ?

New Seaham Working Mens Club

New seaham working men's club who?"

I have the ww1 medals to Private R H Simpson,a New Seaham miner from California Street,wounded in France and discharged unfit for further service in 1917,named on the roll of honour at New Seaham Working Mens Club.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

What’s green and loud?

A frog horn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone start my joke off please???

... Start off the "knock knock" joke...

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who is there ?

New Seaham Working Mens Club

New seaham working men's club who?

Wow.. small world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s green and loud?

A frog horn."

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman tells her boyfriend she's shaved her pussy in the shower.."you know what this means?" She tells him

"He says "yes, the shower drain is clogged up again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's green and smells of pork?.

Kermit the frog's finger

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"have you paid the ULEZ charge?"asked Big Ears,"khan can fuck off" replied Noddy.

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Why don't dogs use computers?

Because they can't put their head out of Windows.

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By *ndiiiMan over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Whats the difference between an egg and a wank......

You can beat an egg.......

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By *ommodoCouple over a year ago

OX16

[Removed by poster at 15/01/24 04:09:29]

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By *ommodoCouple over a year ago

OX16

What do you call a magician whos lost his magic answer = IAN for thoes of you who are a little slow if you have the word magician and take away the word magic you are left with Ian

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