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over a year ago
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?
Ah, the vagaries of youth?
You know it Huey "
I remember it young Stephen, I remember it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would I do that?
Well I flirt with men in here. It’s fun.  "
Maybe a stint on Fab could be awakening a whole new chapter in your life, a journey into bisexuality? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why would I do that?
Well I flirt with men in here. It’s fun.
Maybe a stint on Fab could be awakening a whole new chapter in your life, a journey into bisexuality?"
Nah I hate men.
Plus they ruin my boners. I do however enjoy appreciating the beauty of good looking men on occasion with my partner but that is more me wishing I looked like them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why would I do that?
Well I flirt with men in here. It’s fun.
Oh ok. It's never occurred to me tbh. "
Explains why you’ve literally never flirted with me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.  "
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT |
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Rarely, maybe the odd flirty comments in forums but generally if I flirt it’s because I have an attraction to them.
I’m shit at flirting to though! And now questioning if everyone flirting with me is not actually interested lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums. |
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums."
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe 
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you  |
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rarely, maybe the odd flirty comments in forums but generally if I flirt it’s because I have an attraction to them.
I’m shit at flirting to though! And now questioning if everyone flirting with me is not actually interested lol "
Damn, bro, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
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Swing, you want in on this |
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT"
That's OK, I get to move into your slot. Ooh err missus.
I mean move up a spot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT
That's OK, I get to move into your slot. Ooh err missus.
I mean move up a spot "
You tryna get inside me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from |
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
The Bitch is back…
Ish "
Ah, you know what I'm picturing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from "
PW, I don’t recall seeing you flirt with anyone?
Ok maybe in some face pic Friday threads |
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT
That's OK, I get to move into your slot. Ooh err missus.
I mean move up a spot
You tryna get inside me "
Only in a spiritual sense |
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this "
Maybe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT
That's OK, I get to move into your slot. Ooh err missus.
I mean move up a spot
You tryna get inside me
Only in a spiritual sense "
You disappoint me |
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT"
Don’t make me cry again today please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe "
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it  |
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it "
Anything said in public is construed as a joke  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT
Don’t make me cry again today please "
You’re pretty when you cry. But prettier when you don’t. So I won’t x |
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from "
You’re channelling her too 
Ps. I love flirting with you gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it
Anything said in public is construed as a joke "
Alright, hang on, let me DM you my explicit thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On the forum I'd flirt with a stick if it stood still long enough "
And then I met you in person and leaned in to kiss you and you were like ‘woah… wtf are you doing…?’
Actually turned me on it did |
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT
Don’t make me cry again today please
You’re pretty when you cry. But prettier when you don’t. So I won’t x"
Ooh smooth… FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
PW, I don’t recall seeing you flirt with anyone?
Ok maybe in some face pic Friday threads "
This is total sarcasm, how could you have missed it?
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it
Anything said in public is construed as a joke
Alright, hang on, let me DM you my explicit thoughts"
But sensei, how will the rest of us mere mortals learn if your teachings are not public? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT
Don’t make me cry again today please
You’re pretty when you cry. But prettier when you don’t. So I won’t x
Ooh smooth… FAF? "
With you? Ok. Can I hold you afterwards though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
You’re channelling her too
Ps. I love flirting with you gorgeous "
Oh but with you I mean it |
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"Rarely, maybe the odd flirty comments in forums but generally if I flirt it’s because I have an attraction to them.
I’m shit at flirting to though! And now questioning if everyone flirting with me is not actually interested lol
Damn, bro, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal "
Cheers big man |
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"Nope. I only flirt with the 32186 people I want to have the sex with
Was me thinking I was special
Unfortunately pickle, we are but numbers to the insatiable _ittlebird.
Fine! I’m counting myself OUT
Don’t make me cry again today please
You’re pretty when you cry. But prettier when you don’t. So I won’t x
Ooh smooth… FAF? "
You know he does |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
PW, I don’t recall seeing you flirt with anyone?
Ok maybe in some face pic Friday threads
This is total sarcasm, how could you have missed it?
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I dunno I was thinking about your boobs probably |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
You’re channelling her too
Ps. I love flirting with you gorgeous
Oh but with you I mean it "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That sounds like a pretty shitty thing to do.
I would think that only someone with a really boring life would do something like that to make their everyday life a tiny bit more interesting."
My life isn’t boring. But it WOULD be more fun if you were in it |
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
You’re channelling her too
Ps. I love flirting with you gorgeous
Oh but with you I mean it "
Me too
FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it
Anything said in public is construed as a joke
Alright, hang on, let me DM you my explicit thoughts
But sensei, how will the rest of us mere mortals learn if your teachings are not public? "
I’m writing a book init |
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"On the forum I'd flirt with a stick if it stood still long enough
And then I met you in person and leaned in to kiss you and you were like ‘woah… wtf are you doing…?’
Actually turned me on it did"
Was that before or after I taught you the macarena? That's my signature move you see |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On the forum I'd flirt with a stick if it stood still long enough
And then I met you in person and leaned in to kiss you and you were like ‘woah… wtf are you doing…?’
Actually turned me on it did
Was that before or after I taught you the macarena? That's my signature move you see "
I don’t remember that silly dance. Teach it me again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you "
I know, Pickle. It's always the forbidden fruit that tastes the sweetest  |
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it
Anything said in public is construed as a joke
Alright, hang on, let me DM you my explicit thoughts
But sensei, how will the rest of us mere mortals learn if your teachings are not public?
I’m writing a book init"
Cracking the Code: how to do better than the complainers say you can |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from "
But that's even more fun! It's hilarious flirting with people and everyone else thinking that you're definitely fucking while they have absolutely no clue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Privately no but on the forums yes it’s just fun
These are my flirting eyes
Are you mr potato head?
Are you flirting with me … or?
Just checking, not flirting. "
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
But that's even more fun! It's hilarious flirting with people and everyone else thinking that you're definitely fucking while they have absolutely no clue "
so fucking much.
Weird gossip is like weather. It exists.
Might as well jump in the puddles and make a delightful mess (insert sound like a small child squealing and having fun) than try to counteract it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
I know, Pickle. It's always the forbidden fruit that tastes the sweetest "
Everyone thinks the interracial relationships between White and [insert race] are taboo but Black and South Asian? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
But that's even more fun! It's hilarious flirting with people and everyone else thinking that you're definitely fucking while they have absolutely no clue
so fucking much.
Weird gossip is like weather. It exists.
Might as well jump in the puddles and make a delightful mess (insert sound like a small child squealing and having fun) than try to counteract it."
Swing and I have banged. By the way everyone. |
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it
Anything said in public is construed as a joke
Alright, hang on, let me DM you my explicit thoughts
But sensei, how will the rest of us mere mortals learn if your teachings are not public?
I’m writing a book init
Cracking the Code: how to do better than the complainers say you can"
sounds like a nepo baby book |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll flirt with anyone….. yes yes I’m a hoe…. Deal with it
Nice arse Mol
Thanks Mr Pickle….. looking mighty fine yourself
When your letting me loose on those thighs of yours "
Whenever you want. But promise to kiss. Not bite! |
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"I try not to. I know the forums are filled with playful flirting that doesn't lead to much but I still feel bad if someone would think I was into them when I wasn't just because I was flirting with them in the forums.
You make me feel bad for flirting with you, Joe
But I can’t help it. Have you seen you
Swing, you want in on this
Maybe
I’m not being playful or joking when I say that you could get it
Anything said in public is construed as a joke
Alright, hang on, let me DM you my explicit thoughts
But sensei, how will the rest of us mere mortals learn if your teachings are not public?
I’m writing a book init
Cracking the Code: how to do better than the complainers say you can
sounds like a nepo baby book"
yeah, need to work on the manosphere element of that title, rather than "why of course I made it with no help (except the trifling half mil daddy gave me)" |
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"I’ll flirt with anyone….. yes yes I’m a hoe…. Deal with it
Nice arse Mol
Thanks Mr Pickle….. looking mighty fine yourself
When your letting me loose on those thighs of yours
Whenever you want. But promise to kiss. Not bite! "
I can’t promise that…. Both? I won’t bite the middle thigh though, that’s just mean |
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I'm a naturally flirty person. So tend to find myself flirting with everyone and anyone. No intentions in it. Luckily I'm not good looking enough for it to do any harm or upset haha |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle? "
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group? |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group? "
The Pickle Posse. |
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"I'm a naturally flirty person. So tend to find myself flirting with everyone and anyone. No intentions in it. Luckily I'm not good looking enough for it to do any harm or upset haha"
I do think there’s something in the last part. I’m sure you’re good looking. But I mean in the sense that if people tend to not be attracted to you anyway, flirting is harmless. So harmless in fact that they might even flirt back and you know they don’t like you in that way. |
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"I’ll flirt with anyone….. yes yes I’m a hoe…. Deal with it
Nice arse Mol
Thanks Mr Pickle….. looking mighty fine yourself
When your letting me loose on those thighs of yours
Whenever you want. But promise to kiss. Not bite!
I can’t promise that…. Both? I won’t bite the middle thigh though, that’s just mean "
Yes no biting the pickle |
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
But that's even more fun! It's hilarious flirting with people and everyone else thinking that you're definitely fucking while they have absolutely no clue
so fucking much.
Weird gossip is like weather. It exists.
Might as well jump in the puddles and make a delightful mess (insert sound like a small child squealing and having fun) than try to counteract it.
Swing and I have banged. By the way everyone. "
Schroedinger's banging |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group? "
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing. |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing. "
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability |
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over a year ago
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"Yes I do. I just love flirting! I also happily get turned on kissing people I don't necessarily want to have sex with."
I’ve done this but only at socials and maybe after the kiss I did a little bit want to have sex with them. BUT in fairness they also didn’t want to have sex with me. Just a bit of fun. |
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over a year ago
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability "
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"Yes I do. I just love flirting! I also happily get turned on kissing people I don't necessarily want to have sex with.
I’ve done this but only at socials and maybe after the kiss I did a little bit want to have sex with them. BUT in fairness they also didn’t want to have sex with me. Just a bit of fun. "
And fun should be at the heart of all that we do. Otherwise, what's the point?
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
But that's even more fun! It's hilarious flirting with people and everyone else thinking that you're definitely fucking while they have absolutely no clue
so fucking much.
Weird gossip is like weather. It exists.
Might as well jump in the puddles and make a delightful mess (insert sound like a small child squealing and having fun) than try to counteract it.
Swing and I have banged. By the way everyone.
Schroedinger's banging"
Banging in a box? |
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"I'm a naturally flirty person. So tend to find myself flirting with everyone and anyone. No intentions in it. Luckily I'm not good looking enough for it to do any harm or upset haha
I do think there’s something in the last part. I’m sure you’re good looking. But I mean in the sense that if people tend to not be attracted to you anyway, flirting is harmless. So harmless in fact that they might even flirt back and you know they don’t like you in that way. "
Yeah, it keeps me sane thinking that way. I only think people are attracted to me when it's obvious. Similarly, I make it obvious if i actula like somebody, not just friendly flirting. Or if somebody is genuinely kind/nice to me, I start to think they may be attracted to me. I don't know. Maybe I'm not as good at reading people as I like to think I am.
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"I'll only flirt with people I'm interested in away from the forums.
On the forums it's just me larking about usually, but not always, but that's rare. And if I flirt with more than one person it confuses everyone as to who I like and I find that highly amusing. Because forum maths is basically bottom set and 2+2 makes 600. I like to keep the 'i don't have a life's' busy crunching numbers.
Wow where did my bitch just come from
But that's even more fun! It's hilarious flirting with people and everyone else thinking that you're definitely fucking while they have absolutely no clue
so fucking much.
Weird gossip is like weather. It exists.
Might as well jump in the puddles and make a delightful mess (insert sound like a small child squealing and having fun) than try to counteract it.
Swing and I have banged. By the way everyone.
Schroedinger's banging
Banging in a box? "
my flat isn't that small
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over a year ago
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"Yes I do. I just love flirting! I also happily get turned on kissing people I don't necessarily want to have sex with.
I’ve done this but only at socials and maybe after the kiss I did a little bit want to have sex with them. BUT in fairness they also didn’t want to have sex with me. Just a bit of fun.
And fun should be at the heart of all that we do. Otherwise, what's the point?
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Exactly! If I have any idea that someone may like me I wouldn’t do it. But like you said, fun should be at the heart |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability
Bless you. You should see the rejections I get from them in private "
That's only because you are not as posh as Nero. You are the streets lothario and Nero is the boulevard bon vivant. |
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"I'm a naturally flirty person. So tend to find myself flirting with everyone and anyone. No intentions in it. Luckily I'm not good looking enough for it to do any harm or upset haha
I do think there’s something in the last part. I’m sure you’re good looking. But I mean in the sense that if people tend to not be attracted to you anyway, flirting is harmless. So harmless in fact that they might even flirt back and you know they don’t like you in that way.
Yeah, it keeps me sane thinking that way. I only think people are attracted to me when it's obvious. Similarly, I make it obvious if i actula like somebody, not just friendly flirting. Or if somebody is genuinely kind/nice to me, I start to think they may be attracted to me. I don't know. Maybe I'm not as good at reading people as I like to think I am.
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Maybe you aren’t maybe you are. But I do think that if people like us, they should communicate that. Not communicating is also a major reason that people get hurt |
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over a year ago
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability
Bless you. You should see the rejections I get from them in private
That's only because you are not as posh as Nero. You are the streets lothario and Nero is the boulevard bon vivant. "
It’s true, I’m the streets own rizz king |
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"I'm a naturally flirty person. So tend to find myself flirting with everyone and anyone. No intentions in it. Luckily I'm not good looking enough for it to do any harm or upset haha
I do think there’s something in the last part. I’m sure you’re good looking. But I mean in the sense that if people tend to not be attracted to you anyway, flirting is harmless. So harmless in fact that they might even flirt back and you know they don’t like you in that way.
Yeah, it keeps me sane thinking that way. I only think people are attracted to me when it's obvious. Similarly, I make it obvious if i actula like somebody, not just friendly flirting. Or if somebody is genuinely kind/nice to me, I start to think they may be attracted to me. I don't know. Maybe I'm not as good at reading people as I like to think I am.
Maybe you aren’t maybe you are. But I do think that if people like us, they should communicate that. Not communicating is also a major reason that people get hurt"
Couldn't agree more. I'm not a fun of subtle hints etc. We're all adults, just say so. Mind games and subtly in the "courting" stages have never been my favourite part |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability
Bless you. You should see the rejections I get from them in private
That's only because you are not as posh as Nero. You are the streets lothario and Nero is the boulevard bon vivant.
It’s true, I’m the streets own rizz king "
rizz is young people speak and offensive to most people over 35. womp womp |
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over a year ago
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability
Bless you. You should see the rejections I get from them in private
That's only because you are not as posh as Nero. You are the streets lothario and Nero is the boulevard bon vivant.
It’s true, I’m the streets own rizz king
rizz is young people speak and offensive to most people over 35. womp womp"
I include them in my age range so I love them really |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability
Bless you. You should see the rejections I get from them in private
That's only because you are not as posh as Nero. You are the streets lothario and Nero is the boulevard bon vivant.
It’s true, I’m the streets own rizz king
rizz is young people speak and offensive to most people over 35. womp womp"
I'm fucking ancient and ain't got a clue what it means |
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over a year ago
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability
Bless you. You should see the rejections I get from them in private
That's only because you are not as posh as Nero. You are the streets lothario and Nero is the boulevard bon vivant.
It’s true, I’m the streets own rizz king
rizz is young people speak and offensive to most people over 35. womp womp
I'm fucking ancient and ain't got a clue what it means "
that’s part of the fun |
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"No I don’t see the point.
You see it all the time on here and I wonder why some would want to lead people on.
K"
Agreed It tells you everything you need to know about someone if they think leading people on is a positive trait. |
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"No but my actions v could be taken as such but those who i like are in no doubt
Pickle?
All the ladies love pickle. It's become your own private harem.
What about the rest of us single wankers? Maybe we should create our own support group?
They’re harmlessly flirting with me. None of them are attracted to me if that helps
Except maybe swing.
Bollocks you sweetheart of a man. The ladies love pickle, and pickle loves the ladies. Own it my friend. Basque in your desirability
Bless you. You should see the rejections I get from them in private
That's only because you are not as posh as Nero. You are the streets lothario and Nero is the boulevard bon vivant.
It’s true, I’m the streets own rizz king
rizz is young people speak and offensive to most people over 35. womp womp
I include them in my age range so I love them really"
I wonder at what point we get to... banging people speaking a completely foreign language.
I like to understand what people are saying.
(I know what rizz means, I heard some people my age explaining it, and someone in their early 30s was going "urgh, this is like my dad talking about it, stop") |
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over a year ago
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"No I don’t see the point.
You see it all the time on here and I wonder why some would want to lead people on.
K
Agreed It tells you everything you need to know about someone if they think leading people on is a positive trait."
I’d say there’s a difference between flirting in the forums clearly as a joke and leading someone on. Leading someone on is a way more calculated process that happens over more than just forum interaction. |
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"No I don’t see the point.
You see it all the time on here and I wonder why some would want to lead people on.
K
Agreed It tells you everything you need to know about someone if they think leading people on is a positive trait.
I’d say there’s a difference between flirting in the forums clearly as a joke and leading someone on. Leading someone on is a way more calculated process that happens over more than just forum interaction. "
This. There's a clear difference between flirty banter and making somebody think they have a chance |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Yes. There's a couple I flirt with and we're strictly platonicish associates. I can't think of anyone else I'd do that with, well there was one man but he's left.
Ninety nine percent of the time, I don't. I'd rather people only flirted with me if there was genuine reason to. Not just to boost their ego (although that's a nice side effect) or because they're bored or think people care that much about who they flirt with. They don't.
I don't mind if people want to flirt with everything. It's their choice. Doesn't affect me. |
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over a year ago
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"Naw. Any attempt at flirting that I may make is done because I’d like to sit on their dick.
Sex starved wench that I am.
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"I’ll flirt with anyone….. yes yes I’m a hoe…. Deal with it
Nice arse Mol
Thanks Mr Pickle….. looking mighty fine yourself
When your letting me loose on those thighs of yours
Whenever you want. But promise to kiss. Not bite!
I can’t promise that…. Both? I won’t bite the middle thigh though, that’s just mean
Yes no biting the pickle "
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"I’ll flirt with anyone….. yes yes I’m a hoe…. Deal with it
Nice arse Mol
Thanks Mr Pickle….. looking mighty fine yourself
When your letting me loose on those thighs of yours
Whenever you want. But promise to kiss. Not bite!
I can’t promise that…. Both? I won’t bite the middle thigh though, that’s just mean
Yes no biting the pickle "
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over a year ago
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"Naw. Any attempt at flirting that I may make is done because I’d like to sit on their dick.
Sex starved wench that I am.
Would you like to sit on my dick, Luna?
Who wouldn’t?! "
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"Naw. Any attempt at flirting that I may make is done because I’d like to sit on their dick.
Sex starved wench that I am.
Would you like to sit on my dick, Luna?
Who wouldn’t?!
You would so get it"
Another one bites the dust.
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over a year ago
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"Naw. Any attempt at flirting that I may make is done because I’d like to sit on their dick.
Sex starved wench that I am.
Would you like to sit on my dick, Luna?
Who wouldn’t?!
You would so get it
Another one bites the dust.
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?"
I'm much better at flirting with people I'm not interested in. When I'm interested in someone I flirt like a dog wearing those little booties that make them walk all funny and then they fall over. |
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over a year ago
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?
I'm much better at flirting with people I'm not interested in. When I'm interested in someone I flirt like a dog wearing those little booties that make them walk all funny and then they fall over."
This is so relatable |
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over a year ago
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"No, I might be friendly, but I wouldn't want to give people the wrong idea."
You’ve never given me the wrong idea except that one time when I swore you were interested. |
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over a year ago
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"Yes. There's a couple I flirt with and we're strictly platonicish associates. I can't think of anyone else I'd do that with, well there was one man but he's left.
Ninety nine percent of the time, I don't. I'd rather people only flirted with me if there was genuine reason to. Not just to boost their ego (although that's a nice side effect) or because they're bored or think people care that much about who they flirt with. They don't.
I don't mind if people want to flirt with everything. It's their choice. Doesn't affect me. "
I wish you flirted back with me Meli |
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Interpreting text is impossible and people make up some wild shit out of whole cloth.
I swear, me posting Tracy Chapman on a thread has probably been interpreted as me submitting to the OP's anal only gangbang, when the actual intent was "this thread made me think of this song". |
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over a year ago
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"Interpreting text is impossible and people make up some wild shit out of whole cloth.
I swear, me posting Tracy Chapman on a thread has probably been interpreted as me submitting to the OP's anal only gangbang, when the actual intent was "this thread made me think of this song"."
Solution? Women stop commenting on men’s stuff to avoid confusion |
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"Interpreting text is impossible and people make up some wild shit out of whole cloth.
I swear, me posting Tracy Chapman on a thread has probably been interpreted as me submitting to the OP's anal only gangbang, when the actual intent was "this thread made me think of this song".
Solution? Women stop commenting on men’s stuff to avoid confusion"
But but but freeze peach! |
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"No, I might be friendly, but I wouldn't want to give people the wrong idea.
You’ve never given me the wrong idea except that one time when I swore you were interested."
Maybe she was. But then had a cuppa and forgot |
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Sometimes I'm in a flirty mood on here, and it's fun. Like a bit of snogging at a school disco back in the day.
But I don't lead people on. If I like you like you, I'll be in your inbox like a slippery rat up a drainpipe
Mrs TMN x |
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"Are you asking me Stevie P?
I can flirt light heartedly with anyone I like. Males females. But there’s a difference between good laughs and intent. I know they would know the difference. 
I think I know you’re not really into me because you’re straight  "
Haha. That’s it though, flirty banter is just that.
Real flirting is a little more personal and direct. I dunno, it’s hard to explain.
I never know when it’s serious, I always assume is just superficial and just good fun. It’s safe that way. |
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?
I'm much better at flirting with people I'm not interested in. When I'm interested in someone I flirt like a dog wearing those little booties that make them walk all funny and then they fall over."
I’m so sorry, I laughed really really hard at this. |
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over a year ago
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"Sometimes I'm in a flirty mood on here, and it's fun. Like a bit of snogging at a school disco back in the day.
But I don't lead people on. If I like you like you, I'll be in your inbox like a slippery rat up a drainpipe
Mrs TMN x"
Don’t I know it |
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over a year ago
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?"
Jeez no ha....Why would I flirt with someone I've absolutely no interest in....That's just so fake & sending totally false signals that could lead to unwanted sexual advances.... |
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over a year ago
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?
Jeez no ha....Why would I flirt with someone I've absolutely no interest in....That's just so fake & sending totally false signals that could lead to unwanted sexual advances.... "
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?
Jeez no ha....Why would I flirt with someone I've absolutely no interest in....That's just so fake & sending totally false signals that could lead to unwanted sexual advances....
Agreed who would do that "
Probably people with naturally flirty personalitys, I've a friend that will flirt for extra chips. Where as I can't flirt to save myself. Never mind extra chips. |
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"Do you flirt with people you don’t find attractive or are not actually interested in?
Jeez no ha....Why would I flirt with someone I've absolutely no interest in....That's just so fake & sending totally false signals that could lead to unwanted sexual advances....
Agreed who would do that
Probably people with naturally flirty personalitys, I've a friend that will flirt for extra chips. Where as I can't flirt to save myself. Never mind extra chips. "
You don’t need saving. I’ll save you |
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over a year ago
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"No
I find it puerile, fickle and far from fun
You are boring tbf
That's quite rude of you to say and quite personal.
Don't do that"
I was flirting with you
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"I'm a naturally flirty person. So tend to find myself flirting with everyone and anyone. No intentions in it. Luckily I'm not good looking enough for it to do any harm or upset haha
I do think there’s something in the last part. I’m sure you’re good looking. But I mean in the sense that if people tend to not be attracted to you anyway, flirting is harmless. So harmless in fact that they might even flirt back and you know they don’t like you in that way. "
Hey Steve
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"I'm a naturally flirty person. So tend to find myself flirting with everyone and anyone. No intentions in it. Luckily I'm not good looking enough for it to do any harm or upset haha
I do think there’s something in the last part. I’m sure you’re good looking. But I mean in the sense that if people tend to not be attracted to you anyway, flirting is harmless. So harmless in fact that they might even flirt back and you know they don’t like you in that way.
Hey Steve
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over a year ago
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"I just wanna say one mysterious user here is flirting with me and I want her underneath me so bad.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk."
Instead of beside you.
#Misogny #BLM |
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"I just wanna say one mysterious user here is flirting with me and I want her underneath me so bad.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Instead of beside you.
#Misogny #BLM"
She can be above or underneath but never beside |
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