Thought for the day...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did Mermaids invent the tit-wank..?

Feel free to add any philosophical flashes of brilliance of your own...

By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Did Mermaids invent the tit-wank..?

Feel free to add any philosophical flashes of brilliance of your own...

Great post! I wish I had brilliance, sorry the above are pinched..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I pinched mine too. Heard it from a comic at Up the Creek last night!!

By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I pinched mine too. Heard it from a comic at Up the Creek last night!!

By *ackandkateCouple over a year ago

Truro

Have Mermaids got fishy fannies?

By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

Do men really think I am stupid?......

Ok so I did suck a butt plug up my ass but really......

Do people still think I am stupid lol

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

When you hand over the money, do you pay for the sex or for the worker to leave ?