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"^^^Not first
Hiya!!!
Hello! I should really be in bed, but I really can't be arsed getting onto my arse and wheeling across the house
Bugger. Shall we cheer you on?
Do it! Do it! Do it!"
But I'm in a blanket. A BLANKET! I don't want to unwrap  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"^^^Not first
Hiya!!!
Hello! I should really be in bed, but I really can't be arsed getting onto my arse and wheeling across the house
Bugger. Shall we cheer you on?
Do it! Do it! Do it!
But I'm in a blanket. A BLANKET! I don't want to unwrap "
Do it fancy dress style! Go as a burrito! |
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"Go KC you can do it! Altho I’m totally with you, I can’t be arsed to get showered etc so I’m hibernating on the sofa. "
I need the loo! That means not only de-blanketing, but also removing my tights and hitching up the knitted dress. I'm too toasty and warm to do any of that |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening everyone from the first person here after the OP
Gooooood evening. Henlo etc
Pickles you is pwned if that’s still a thing. "
It’s not babe! Maybe in the bdsm world actually |
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over a year ago
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"First. Cos I’m thirsty.
Oh no. How fucking humiliating is this? Not the most humiliating thing ever
Oooh what was that? Tell us! Gwan! "
You’ll use it as ammo. Look at the way you gun for me already |
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over a year ago
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"Evening! First time noc’er, long time listener x
Good evening. It’s a self serve bar tonight it seems.
Can I offer Pickle to service you? Hes a game wee thing. "
I’m a slut |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Go KC you can do it! Altho I’m totally with you, I can’t be arsed to get showered etc so I’m hibernating on the sofa.
I need the loo! That means not only de-blanketing, but also removing my tights and hitching up the knitted dress. I'm too toasty and warm to do any of that "
Everyone’s allowed to wet themselves once in a while. Indulge yourself. You’ll feel warmer. Temporarily. |
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"Evening! First time noc’er, long time listener x
Good evening. It’s a self serve bar tonight it seems.
Can I offer Pickle to service you? Hes a game wee thing. I’m a slut "
It’s not the worst offer I’ve had today |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"First. Cos I’m thirsty.
Oh no. How fucking humiliating is this? Not the most humiliating thing ever
Oooh what was that? Tell us! Gwan!
You’ll use it as ammo. Look at the way you gun for me already"
I am literally the girl child punching you in the arm in the school playground because I like ya. 
Pleaseeeeee tell me. |
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"Go KC you can do it! Altho I’m totally with you, I can’t be arsed to get showered etc so I’m hibernating on the sofa.
I need the loo! That means not only de-blanketing, but also removing my tights and hitching up the knitted dress. I'm too toasty and warm to do any of that
Everyone’s allowed to wet themselves once in a while. Indulge yourself. You’ll feel warmer. Temporarily. "
It could be a stern test of Modibodi underwear |
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"Shall we all go round and say what made us smile today?
I’ll go first: a cute lil bookshop near my work"
The girl who was anxious-angry at the start of her exam, who relaxed after I found some noise cancelling ear defenders for her  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Go KC you can do it! Altho I’m totally with you, I can’t be arsed to get showered etc so I’m hibernating on the sofa.
I need the loo! That means not only de-blanketing, but also removing my tights and hitching up the knitted dress. I'm too toasty and warm to do any of that
Everyone’s allowed to wet themselves once in a while. Indulge yourself. You’ll feel warmer. Temporarily.
It could be a stern test of Modibodi underwear "
I have modibodi pants! Love them. Pee in them all the time.  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Shall we all go round and say what made us smile today?
I’ll go first: a cute lil bookshop near my work
The girl who was anxious-angry at the start of her exam, who relaxed after I found some noise cancelling ear defenders for her "
A text at 6.13am. |
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"Shall we all go round and say what made us smile today?
I’ll go first: a cute lil bookshop near my work
The girl who was anxious-angry at the start of her exam, who relaxed after I found some noise cancelling ear defenders for her
A text at 6.13am. "
The cutest fucking puppy I have ever seen |
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over a year ago
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"First. Cos I’m thirsty.
Oh no. How fucking humiliating is this? Not the most humiliating thing ever
Oooh what was that? Tell us! Gwan!
You’ll use it as ammo. Look at the way you gun for me already
I am literally the girl child punching you in the arm in the school playground because I like ya.
Pleaseeeeee tell me. "
I’ll tell you in private and you can tell everyone in public |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"First. Cos I’m thirsty.
Oh no. How fucking humiliating is this? Not the most humiliating thing ever
Oooh what was that? Tell us! Gwan!
You’ll use it as ammo. Look at the way you gun for me already
I am literally the girl child punching you in the arm in the school playground because I like ya.
Pleaseeeeee tell me.
I’ll tell you in private and you can tell everyone in public"
Okay. |
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over a year ago
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"Shall we all go round and say what made us smile today?
I’ll go first: a cute lil bookshop near my work
The girl who was anxious-angry at the start of her exam, who relaxed after I found some noise cancelling ear defenders for her
A text at 6.13am.
The cutest fucking puppy I have ever seen "
You guys  |
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"First. Cos I’m thirsty.
Oh no. How fucking humiliating is this? Not the most humiliating thing ever
Oooh what was that? Tell us! Gwan!
You’ll use it as ammo. Look at the way you gun for me already
I am literally the girl child punching you in the arm in the school playground because I like ya.
Pleaseeeeee tell me.
I’ll tell you in private and you can tell everyone in public"
Deal
Buzzing can’t wait to hear it |
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"Evening! First time noc’er, long time listener x
Good evening. It’s a self serve bar tonight it seems.
Is it free as well…. As this might end in tears if so?  "
I have never ever seen anyone pay for a drink in here. |
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"Evening! First time noc’er, long time listener x
Good evening. It’s a self serve bar tonight it seems.
Is it free as well…. As this might end in tears if so?
I have never ever seen anyone pay for a drink in here. "
Must be the magic booze fairy’s who keep restocking then! Ace |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice. |
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"Well I'm laid on top of my bed naked and bedroom windows wide open. Bliss
Isn’t it cold?! Every night I come to bed so being cool is bliss
(Heart)
Love you.
Forgot how to do it!"
 ment to say everytime I come to bed I'm hot |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well I'm laid on top of my bed naked and bedroom windows wide open. Bliss
Isn’t it cold?! Every night I come to bed so being cool is bliss
(Heart)
Love you.
Forgot how to do it! ment to say everytime I come to bed I'm hot "
I totally understood you! |
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"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice."
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits? |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice.
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits? "
Scooby, you’re up! |
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"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice.
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits? "
My tips are squashed up under my chin might fit a guineas between them |
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"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice.
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits? My tips are squashed up under my chin might fit a guineas between them"
Perfect. And you are in a cold bed so I could just slide in next to you make it easier to pass it to me |
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over a year ago
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"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice.
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits?
Scooby, you’re up!"
What’s going on here |
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"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice.
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits? My tips are squashed up under my chin might fit a guineas between them
Perfect. And you are in a cold bed so I could just slide in next to you make it easier to pass it to me "
Talk about taking advantage of a good deed |
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"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice.
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits? My tips are squashed up under my chin might fit a guineas between them
Perfect. And you are in a cold bed so I could just slide in next to you make it easier to pass it to me Talk about taking advantage of a good deed "
Some say taking advantage, I say opportunistic |
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"Suspense on the noc thread.
Will Diamondsmiles catch a cold?
Will KC make it to the loo?
Will Scooby allow Pickles to shag her?
Will Chunky get a drink served?
Will Pickles come back? He’s been gone longer than three mins so can’t be a wank unless he went twice.
I’m gasping… can someone please pass me a Guinness preferably with them holding the glass squeezed between their tits? My tips are squashed up under my chin might fit a guineas between them
Perfect. And you are in a cold bed so I could just slide in next to you make it easier to pass it to me Talk about taking advantage of a good deed
Some say taking advantage, I say opportunistic "
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over a year ago
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"I don't have ball skillz sadly. I wish I was a baller. 
I wish I had a girl who looked good- I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat
Something about an impala"
Yo I wish I was like 6’9
so I could get with Scooby
She don’t know me
But yo, she’s really fine |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee! "
Blocked If you get this wrong |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong"
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today |
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"I don't have ball skillz sadly. I wish I was a baller.
I wish I had a girl who looked good- I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat
Something about an impala
Yo I wish I was like 6’9
so I could get with Scooby
She don’t know me
But yo, she’s really fine"
That’s made me chuckle x I would usually thank you but this time I am not thanking you as the chuckle made me cough and I think a lil bit of wee came out. Hopefully no one will notice as Mrs KC is causing a tactical distraction. |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today"
Line or full house? |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today"
What are you waiting on? |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on? "
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place "
I meant on your bingo card. |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place
I meant on your bingo card. "
Well the ones I have are pickle getting his nob out and someone mentioning the word cockwomble
I need a ‘does size matter’ thread and a pic of a nob next to an old school sky remote |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place
I meant on your bingo card.
Well the ones I have are pickle getting his nob out and someone mentioning the word cockwomble
I need a ‘does size matter’ thread and a pic of a nob next to an old school sky remote "
Have you got the blank silhouette for the professional job and the red bull can dick pic? |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place
I meant on your bingo card.
Well the ones I have are pickle getting his nob out and someone mentioning the word cockwomble
I need a ‘does size matter’ thread and a pic of a nob next to an old school sky remote
Have you got the blank silhouette for the professional job and the red bull can dick pic? "
No have you?
I’ve hit the threshold of 5 blokes offering to nosh me off |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place
I meant on your bingo card.
Well the ones I have are pickle getting his nob out and someone mentioning the word cockwomble
I need a ‘does size matter’ thread and a pic of a nob next to an old school sky remote
Have you got the blank silhouette for the professional job and the red bull can dick pic?
No have you?
I’ve hit the threshold of 5 blokes offering to nosh me off "
My card spontaneously combusted when I posted the pic of my new bra so I’m out |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place
I meant on your bingo card.
Well the ones I have are pickle getting his nob out and someone mentioning the word cockwomble
I need a ‘does size matter’ thread and a pic of a nob next to an old school sky remote
Have you got the blank silhouette for the professional job and the red bull can dick pic?
No have you?
I’ve hit the threshold of 5 blokes offering to nosh me off
My card spontaneously combusted when I posted the pic of my new bra so I’m out "
Well that’s a double win for me then as you are out the game and I get to see great pics of your new bra |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place
I meant on your bingo card.
Well the ones I have are pickle getting his nob out and someone mentioning the word cockwomble
I need a ‘does size matter’ thread and a pic of a nob next to an old school sky remote
Have you got the blank silhouette for the professional job and the red bull can dick pic?
No have you?
I’ve hit the threshold of 5 blokes offering to nosh me off
My card spontaneously combusted when I posted the pic of my new bra so I’m out
Well that’s a double win for me then as you are out the game and I get to see great pics of your new bra "
The pics arent great but the bra is. Someone just messaged saying it looked a snug fit. I have no idea what he meant by that. I’ve never heard a bra fit referred to as snug! Doesn’t mean I look fat in it?! |
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"I did my wee now
Standing ovation.
I'll stay seated, like the Queen I'm blatantly not
No but it does sound like you should’ve sat on the throne
Plot twist! I didn't say WHERE I'd done my wee!
Blocked If you get this wrong
‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
Rubber gloves. There are questionable stains all over the place
I meant on your bingo card.
Well the ones I have are pickle getting his nob out and someone mentioning the word cockwomble
I need a ‘does size matter’ thread and a pic of a nob next to an old school sky remote
Have you got the blank silhouette for the professional job and the red bull can dick pic?
No have you?
I’ve hit the threshold of 5 blokes offering to nosh me off
My card spontaneously combusted when I posted the pic of my new bra so I’m out
Well that’s a double win for me then as you are out the game and I get to see great pics of your new bra
The pics arent great but the bra is. Someone just messaged saying it looked a snug fit. I have no idea what he meant by that. I’ve never heard a bra fit referred to as snug! Doesn’t mean I look fat in it?! "
I think they probably mean that you have very nice large breasts and that they fill that bra perfectly!
A bra that isn’t a snug fit probably isn’t doing its job I’d imagine? |
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‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
My card spontaneously combusted when I posted the pic of my new bra so I’m out
Well that’s a double win for me then as you are out the game and I get to see great pics of your new bra
The pics arent great but the bra is. Someone just messaged saying it looked a snug fit. I have no idea what he meant by that. I’ve never heard a bra fit referred to as snug! Doesn’t mean I look fat in it?!
I think they probably mean that you have very nice large breasts and that they fill that bra perfectly!
A bra that isn’t a snug fit probably isn’t doing its job I’d imagine? "
That’s totally what confused me. You’d presumably not comment and say, “those cups look a bit baggy”. Very strange thing to say imo. |
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‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
My card spontaneously combusted when I posted the pic of my new bra so I’m out
Well that’s a double win for me then as you are out the game and I get to see great pics of your new bra
The pics arent great but the bra is. Someone just messaged saying it looked a snug fit. I have no idea what he meant by that. I’ve never heard a bra fit referred to as snug! Doesn’t mean I look fat in it?!
I think they probably mean that you have very nice large breasts and that they fill that bra perfectly!
A bra that isn’t a snug fit probably isn’t doing its job I’d imagine?
That’s totally what confused me. You’d presumably not comment and say, “those cups look a bit baggy”. Very strange thing to say imo. "
Exactly! Ignore the comment, looks great x |
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"A nocturnal thread but it’s a free for all.
Come have a wee noc-about, show off your ball skillz.
All welcome. "
Will have to paint my ball ls with luminous paint.. oh missus |
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"A nocturnal thread but it’s a free for all.
Come have a wee noc-about, show off your ball skillz.
All welcome. "
The only balls i am any good with are ones i don't get out unless it's specifically requested, and that's not a euphemism... |
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"A nocturnal thread but it’s a free for all.
Come have a wee noc-about, show off your ball skillz.
All welcome.
Will have to paint my ball ls with luminous paint.. oh missus"
No requirement on our account. Come as you are  |
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"A nocturnal thread but it’s a free for all.
Come have a wee noc-about, show off your ball skillz.
All welcome.
The only balls i am any good with are ones i don't get out unless it's specifically requested, and that's not a euphemism..."
No requirement to get your balls out |
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"A nocturnal thread but it’s a free for all.
Come have a wee noc-about, show off your ball skillz.
All welcome.
Will have to paint my ball ls with luminous paint.. oh missus"
There's some people on the pitch! They think it's all over..... |
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‘Find the piss patch’ was not on my fab bingo card for today
What are you waiting on?
My card spontaneously combusted when I posted the pic of my new bra so I’m out
Well that’s a double win for me then as you are out the game and I get to see great pics of your new bra
The pics arent great but the bra is. Someone just messaged saying it looked a snug fit. I have no idea what he meant by that. I’ve never heard a bra fit referred to as snug! Doesn’t mean I look fat in it?!
I think they probably mean that you have very nice large breasts and that they fill that bra perfectly!
A bra that isn’t a snug fit probably isn’t doing its job I’d imagine?
That’s totally what confused me. You’d presumably not comment and say, “those cups look a bit baggy”. Very strange thing to say imo.
Exactly! Ignore the comment, looks great x"
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