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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Maybe it’s me but I find boasting profiles a bit strange.

“Best pussy licker”

“Fuck you senseless”

“Biggest cock ever”.

Maybe in a little more humble lol

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Agree 1000000% who would ever have anything on their profile claiming to be the best.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a tongue like a labrador that flaps like a humming birds wings

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Agree 1000000% who would ever have anything on their profile claiming to be the best.

"

You’re so moist

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Agree 1000000% who would ever have anything on their profile claiming to be the best.

"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a tongue like a labrador that flaps like a humming birds wings"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off "

lol sarcasm maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Confidence is great. Arrogance isn't my thing so I just avoid those profiles.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off

lol sarcasm maybe "

I'd say how good I am at sarcasm, but

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off

lol sarcasm maybe

I'd say how good I am at sarcasm, but "

YOU'RE THE BEST

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off

lol sarcasm maybe

I'd say how good I am at sarcasm, but "

lol very good

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Agree 1000000% who would ever have anything on their profile claiming to be the best.

You’re so moist "

No. I’m the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off

lol sarcasm maybe

I'd say how good I am at sarcasm, but

YOU'RE THE BEST "

That’s ok to say someone else

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By *ark ElMan  over a year ago

London


"Maybe it’s me but I find boasting profiles a bit strange.

“Best pussy licker”

“Fuck you senseless”

“Biggest cock ever”.

Maybe in a little more humble lol"

Cringe!!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

“I can make you squirt”

No you can’t. Fuck off

Nobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“I can make you squirt”

No you can’t. Fuck off

Nobs. "

lol exactly

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple  over a year ago

Weymouth

I majorly cringe at the copied and pasted waxing lyrical verifications, thankfully ours have been pretty down to earth so far!

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By *ristolboy1005Man  over a year ago

bristol

Modesty is key

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I like confidence in a person. I can't be doing with faux modesty and serious self deprecation.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"Agree 1000000% who would ever have anything on their profile claiming to be the best.

You’re so moist "

Ok I've just gone very unmoist.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find it more irritating when people boast about a posh car, or a great standard of living, or their pics seem designed to show off their house just as much as them. I'm supposed to be meeting them, not their bank balance.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So...if I just out "shit shag, tiny willy, couldn't find a clit with a map, and don't like the taste of vaginas"...Will that get me more replies/meets?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Gotta try sell yrself? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the best at typos and not proff reading.

See!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London

I think mine is a fair representation

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By *illie fitMan  over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off "

I’m old, fat, bald, not very good looking, I have a limp, and I’m crap in bed

Fancy a coffee

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Yes.

People should present as small and average as possible.

Don't be proud of the things you think you're good at people. It might put people off

I’m old, fat, bald, not very good looking, I have a limp, and I’m crap in bed

Fancy a coffee "

No thanks

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By *orny-DJMan  over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Confidence is one thing, arrogance is something else entirely

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple  over a year ago

Weymouth


"I find it more irritating when people boast about a posh car, or a great standard of living, or their pics seem designed to show off their house just as much as them. I'm supposed to be meeting them, not their bank balance."

I got told off by a forumite for questioning why a chap referred to himself as "solvent" in a first message, because he was "just trying to display his status"....what?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just a humble cock sucker

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I don't mind if people boast or are confident about certain things and choose to use that to market themselves.

I reserve the right to think it's utter tosh when I read it but I'm all for people liking themselves.

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