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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception "
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites |
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites"
What on earth are you on about
I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like this guy
Me?
Yup. Pretty funny. Dunno why the “my dicks huge” thing upsets people. "
Men are jealous
Women are envious because I'm bigger than their partners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this guy
Me?
Yup. Pretty funny. Dunno why the “my dicks huge” thing upsets people.
Men are jealous
Women are envious because I'm bigger than their partners"
I’m both |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites
What on earth are you on about
I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me "
That's wot I meant. Who would trust your advice?
Ya thick! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites
What on earth are you on about
I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me "
If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be |
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"I like this guy
Me?
Yup. Pretty funny. Dunno why the “my dicks huge” thing upsets people.
Men are jealous
Women are envious because I'm bigger than their partners"
Obviously you're all a wind up but if it is then let's all have a look |
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites
What on earth are you on about
I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me
If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be "
Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question
Even women u haven't offended"
Jealous. Envy.
They yearn for you, but they know they couldn’t handle the hammer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites
What on earth are you on about
I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me
If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be
Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work "
You work long hours boo hoo doing some naff job looking after people. I can't be arsed to go back to your boring post about romance hahahah |
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites
What on earth are you on about
I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me
If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be
Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work
You work long hours boo hoo doing some naff job looking after people. I can't be arsed to go back to your boring post about romance hahahah "
I do, but I didn’t cry about it
Anyway, back to the post. How’s about tying a knot in it? Might also help with the girth (or lack thereof) let me know how you get on x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just show people your threads, that’s probably the best form of contraception
Or your boring posts - fleeced doing ignition coils now looking for love on crap sites
What on earth are you on about
I didn’t fleece anyone for my ignition coils, I paid for them myself. If anyone was fleeced, it was me
If you were my patient I'd get up and walk home! Look after myself . Some nurse you'd be
Do you mean if you were my patient, not if I was yours since you know what I do for work
You work long hours boo hoo doing some naff job looking after people. I can't be arsed to go back to your boring post about romance hahahah
I do, but I didn’t cry about it
Anyway, back to the post. How’s about tying a knot in it? Might also help with the girth (or lack thereof) let me know how you get on x"
Stop stalking me on the posts eeeewww your creepy
I've told you before ya to far away - creep.
Where did I say I was crying?
I've looked at your daft thread contributions and too much of a gentleman to scoff you I feel sorry for you actually _arlot o scara |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are you all attacking me ?- genuine question
Even women u haven't offended
A modicum of self-awareness and humility might be helpful in understanding why people react as they do."
Where have offended though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't catch real Carrick being rude to people
Does this Carrick get the same abuse? I only am rude to those who are to me first.Yes he does and he's always polite"
I'll look him up. Bye flower |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any mods about to shut down this shit-show? "
Not yet but my blindfold and last ciggy is lit waiting for the firings squad
Nah spat the fag out. It's bad for me |
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"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy "
Your best bet are MySize condoms.
Most regular condoms are 56mm. MySize make condoms in 60mm, 64mm, 69mm and 72mm.
If you must have a brand regular-sized people have heard of, Pasante have now started making their own 69mm Super King condoms. Don't bother with their King Size – they're only 60mm.
I recommend you order a Large Size Condoms Trial Pack from British Condoms and see what works best for you. |
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"Where can I buy them for my big cock? Binbags are scratchy
Custom make your own. Cling film, jubilee clip and some super glue to seal the edges. Job done. "
Vacuum bags which are used to shrink and store unwanted duvets. |
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