"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response  "
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything. |
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over a year ago
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything. "
Assuming all hot people are boring fucks is gross
Hot people are better fucks cuz they do it more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything. "
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab. |
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You're not getting a reply because they aren't interested.
Biggest advice really I guess would be to make sure you're only messaging people who are potentially looking for you. So check the age range, common interests, do they want single guys to message, did you read their profiles at all etc. Make sure you're profile offers something to be interested in. Carefully word your first message, I always read ours but if I'm not interested and cba to say no thank you, I'll mark it as unread and then delete |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab. "
The ratio alone proves that
Every woman would need to fuck a new guy every week for a long time until every guy gets 1 |
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over a year ago
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"Right I’m taking a stand. I’m not having sex with any attractive people under 45. They’ll show em. Probably "
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"Right I’m taking a stand. I’m not having sex with any attractive people under 45. They’ll show em. Probably "
I’ve been taking a stand since 2017 and no one’s noticed |
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
Haha.
3 be under 45. 
Well that explains a lot
FFS I should have thrown the towel in last winter 
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"Right I’m taking a stand. I’m not having sex with any attractive people under 45. They’ll show em. Probably
Can I do that too, but sit down? I get tired around this time of night? "
No. You're forbidden for the next 9 years. |
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab. "
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You're a 5 and I'm a 2
Still agreeing with you ^^^^^^^.
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"Right I’m taking a stand. I’m not having sex with any attractive people under 45. They’ll show em. Probably
Can I do that too, but sit down? I get tired around this time of night? "
*sighs.
Right. I’m taking a comfortable seat in protest without drafts and angled so I don’t miss anything good on tv. I’m not having sex with any atttactive people under 45 - or over 45 if they last more than 20 minutes cos I’ll miss what Inspector Barnaby has discovered in Midsomer. That’ll show em. I’m sure that’ll show em. Probably. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab.
The ratio alone proves that
Every woman would need to fuck a new guy every week for a long time until every guy gets 1"
We (not necessarily you) gotta find out the hard way that there’s someone for everyone doesn’t help you in any way |
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"Right I’m taking a stand. I’m not having sex with any attractive people under 45. They’ll show em. Probably
Can I do that too, but sit down? I get tired around this time of night?
*sighs.
Right. I’m taking a comfortable seat in protest without drafts and angled so I don’t miss anything good on tv. I’m not having sex with any atttactive people under 45 - or over 45 if they last more than 20 minutes cos I’ll miss what Inspector Barnaby has discovered in Midsomer. That’ll show em. I’m sure that’ll show em. Probably. "
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab.
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You're a 5 and I'm a 2
Still agreeing with you ^^^^^^^.
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab.
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You're a 5 and I'm a 2
Still agreeing with you ^^^^^^^.
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You’re not a 2 my man. You’re a 5 like the rest of us. 5s don’t get no love, that’s why I cut a hole in my door |
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over a year ago
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab.
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You're a 5 and I'm a 2
Still agreeing with you ^^^^^^^.
You’re not a 2 my man. You’re a 5 like the rest of us. 5s don’t get no love, that’s why I cut a hole in my door "
You know a lot of doors come pre cut with holes? Rectangular ones. |
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab.
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You're a 5 and I'm a 2
Still agreeing with you ^^^^^^^.
You’re not a 2 my man. You’re a 5 like the rest of us. 5s don’t get no love, that’s why I cut a hole in my door
You know a lot of doors come pre cut with holes? Rectangular ones. "
I like the sharp edges left behind by a hole saw and combi drill
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"Anyone have any tips on conversation starters or just a reply?
Don't seem to ever get a response and I'm not sure why now?  "
You're in cracking shape but your profile could be better IMO. Check a few mens profiles out in your area with a fair few verifications and steal ideas. Add a few more pics and you'll be knee deep in no time. These will all slightly help you stand out, but it's a bit of pot luck too.
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone have any tips on conversation starters or just a reply?
Don't seem to ever get a response and I'm not sure why now? "
look at and read profile pick something out and try make it funny it works for me |
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I actually matched with someone on Bumble and I swear she sent about 30 single line messages critiquing my opening message.
It was messages like this.
Just one after another
Endlessly.
Blowing my phone up.
Every reply.
Was new messages.
Then she was telling me what I should have said, and could have done better.
Yeah, sometimes no reply can be better. |
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F/CPL
Don't lie = Some will think you're a twunt, but they'll still shag you.
*
M
Don't lie, because people think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Little white lies and denying the obvious = Males will pretend to agree with you hoping for a shag.
M
Little white lies = People will think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Hot = All people want to shag you
Average= Many people want to shag you
Under average = Some people want to shag you
M
Hot = Many people want to shag you
Average = Hardly any want to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
Under average = Nobody wants to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
*
Cock size isn't important.
*
CPL
Different category. Depends on the dynamics and the wife, plus the obvious.
M
Hot with big cock = Single woman level
Average with big cock = Gets shagged
Under average = Still gets shagged
***
All the above participants were NICE online, but you won't know it's real or faked.
It's not true for everyone, but it's a basic dynamic here more or less.
People will tell you it's not true at all and I'm a twunt, but 1 of these statements is false.
*
Again, I can't guarantee it's 100% valid, but not far from the truth is 100%.
*
Now! I know what comes now, but I asked for it. I still won't lie or pretend.
So ...
1-2-3-4
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
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"Hi OP.
Lots of people look at profiles before they even open a message. If the profile doesn't excite them, it's unlikely the message will make a difference  "
This ^ statuesque and sultry siren has pretty much summed it up.  |
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"F/CPL
Don't lie = Some will think you're a twunt, but they'll still shag you.
*
M
Don't lie, because people think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Little white lies and denying the obvious = Males will pretend to agree with you hoping for a shag.
M
Little white lies = People will think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Hot = All people want to shag you
Average= Many people want to shag you
Under average = Some people want to shag you
M
Hot = Many people want to shag you
Average = Hardly any want to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
Under average = Nobody wants to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
*
Cock size isn't important.
*
CPL
Different category. Depends on the dynamics and the wife, plus the obvious.
M
Hot with big cock = Single woman level
Average with big cock = Gets shagged
Under average = Still gets shagged
***
All the above participants were NICE online, but you won't know it's real or faked.
It's not true for everyone, but it's a basic dynamic here more or less.
People will tell you it's not true at all and I'm a twunt, but 1 of these statements is false.
*
Again, I can't guarantee it's 100% valid, but not far from the truth is 100%.
*
Now! I know what comes now, but I asked for it. I still won't lie or pretend.
So ...
1-2-3-4
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
"
Roland, I've read it a couple of times and I'm not sure what you're asking here.
J |
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over a year ago
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything. "
Indeed. If all they've said is "Hi" I'm deleting the message unread. Low effort isn't something I find attractive personally. |
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over a year ago
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"F/CPL
Don't lie = Some will think you're a twunt, but they'll still shag you.
*
M
Don't lie, because people think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Little white lies and denying the obvious = Males will pretend to agree with you hoping for a shag.
M
Little white lies = People will think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Hot = All people want to shag you
Average= Many people want to shag you
Under average = Some people want to shag you
M
Hot = Many people want to shag you
Average = Hardly any want to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
Under average = Nobody wants to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
*
Cock size isn't important.
*
CPL
Different category. Depends on the dynamics and the wife, plus the obvious.
M
Hot with big cock = Single woman level
Average with big cock = Gets shagged
Under average = Still gets shagged
***
All the above participants were NICE online, but you won't know it's real or faked.
It's not true for everyone, but it's a basic dynamic here more or less.
People will tell you it's not true at all and I'm a twunt, but 1 of these statements is false.
*
Again, I can't guarantee it's 100% valid, but not far from the truth is 100%.
*
Now! I know what comes now, but I asked for it. I still won't lie or pretend.
So ...
1-2-3-4
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
"
The format of your posts make it really hard for me to understand almost everything you ever comment |
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response
Absolutely not! They'd still probably be a boring fuck who wouldn't put any effort into anything.
Hmmm that’s a fair assessment. But I think a good message more likely gets a response if you’re objectively pretty hot. Which is the overall thing that people are afraid to admit on here. ‘There’s someone for everyone’ may well be true but there may be nobody for many people on fab.
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You're a 5 and I'm a 2
Still agreeing with you ^^^^^^^.
I honestly think that if not for using the forums and people liking my personality I’d have had no meets based on initial attraction. Jokes. But true"
***
Most people hate my guts/Not a fan, but probably I'd get laid if the closest person wouldn't be 100+ miles away.
You shouldn't need to make THAT much effort/put on a show to get love, hate or get laid.
Well, in a perfect world and it's not, which is fine.
Why the hell people trying to convince me it is?
I'm a big boy.
I know what is what.
I'm not naive anymore, but I was when I registered here.
So naive...
I rather wait in the queue for years, than be that naive or agree with obvious lies, because they might or might not make me popular.
If you read what I write without checking my photos or listen to some stranger saying I'm a twunt, then you might find the truth often in my comments.
Especially in the really long ones.
That's how I make up for the missing 2 inches. |
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"1. Be hot
2. Don’t be not hot
Good luck
I agree with your theory that if you’re hot and you sent a hi you’d get a response "
This is definitely how it is!!
Don’t buy into the nonsense of a good opening message showing you’ve read their profile or attaching a face pic will get a response as if your boat race isn’t to their liking then nothing is coming back!!
It’s all about the looks unfortunately…..is 4/10’s get nowhere |
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"F/CPL
Don't lie = Some will think you're a twunt, but they'll still shag you.
*
M
Don't lie, because people think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Little white lies and denying the obvious = Males will pretend to agree with you hoping for a shag.
M
Little white lies = People will think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Hot = All people want to shag you
Average= Many people want to shag you
Under average = Some people want to shag you
M
Hot = Many people want to shag you
Average = Hardly any want to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
Under average = Nobody wants to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
*
Cock size isn't important.
*
CPL
Different category. Depends on the dynamics and the wife, plus the obvious.
M
Hot with big cock = Single woman level
Average with big cock = Gets shagged
Under average = Still gets shagged
***
All the above participants were NICE online, but you won't know it's real or faked.
It's not true for everyone, but it's a basic dynamic here more or less.
People will tell you it's not true at all and I'm a twunt, but 1 of these statements is false.
*
Again, I can't guarantee it's 100% valid, but not far from the truth is 100%.
*
Now! I know what comes now, but I asked for it. I still won't lie or pretend.
So ...
1-2-3-4
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
The format of your posts make it really hard for me to understand almost everything you ever comment "
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If you would be interested what I comment, then you would send me a "What did you mean? Can you explain it please?" private message. Not commenting this ^ in public. |
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"F/CPL
Don't lie = Some will think you're a twunt, but they'll still shag you.
*
M
Don't lie, because people think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Little white lies and denying the obvious = Males will pretend to agree with you hoping for a shag.
M
Little white lies = People will think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Hot = All people want to shag you
Average= Many people want to shag you
Under average = Some people want to shag you
M
Hot = Many people want to shag you
Average = Hardly any want to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
Under average = Nobody wants to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
*
Cock size isn't important.
*
CPL
Different category. Depends on the dynamics and the wife, plus the obvious.
M
Hot with big cock = Single woman level
Average with big cock = Gets shagged
Under average = Still gets shagged
***
All the above participants were NICE online, but you won't know it's real or faked.
It's not true for everyone, but it's a basic dynamic here more or less.
People will tell you it's not true at all and I'm a twunt, but 1 of these statements is false.
*
Again, I can't guarantee it's 100% valid, but not far from the truth is 100%.
*
Now! I know what comes now, but I asked for it. I still won't lie or pretend.
So ...
1-2-3-4
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
Roland, I've read it a couple of times and I'm not sure what you're asking here.
J"
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No questions there. Represented the real dynamics here.
Not sure why I bother really based on the usual reactions. |
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"F/CPL
Don't lie = Some will think you're a twunt, but they'll still shag you.
*
M
Don't lie, because people think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Little white lies and denying the obvious = Males will pretend to agree with you hoping for a shag.
M
Little white lies = People will think you're a twunt.
*
F/CPL
Hot = All people want to shag you
Average= Many people want to shag you
Under average = Some people want to shag you
M
Hot = Many people want to shag you
Average = Hardly any want to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
Under average = Nobody wants to shag you. Your fault! Stop complaining!
*
Cock size isn't important.
*
CPL
Different category. Depends on the dynamics and the wife, plus the obvious.
M
Hot with big cock = Single woman level
Average with big cock = Gets shagged
Under average = Still gets shagged
***
All the above participants were NICE online, but you won't know it's real or faked.
It's not true for everyone, but it's a basic dynamic here more or less.
People will tell you it's not true at all and I'm a twunt, but 1 of these statements is false.
*
Again, I can't guarantee it's 100% valid, but not far from the truth is 100%.
*
Now! I know what comes now, but I asked for it. I still won't lie or pretend.
So ...
1-2-3-4
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
Give it to me baby!
Aha aha!
Ouch!
The format of your posts make it really hard for me to understand almost everything you ever comment
*
If you would be interested what I comment, then you would send me a "What did you mean? Can you explain it please?" private message. Not commenting this ^ in public."
It’s rude to take things from a public setting into a private setting without asking first, in my opinion
I keep things to the forum
I just wish I could understand you better, that’s all
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Your profile is decent mate to be honest if its women your after there like unicorns, no offense to any one .there is something for everyone evenchly .I think sometimes people can even be intimidated by a profile, kind of like if you think a girl may be out of your league but the other way around. And dont forget thers probably loads on here that really don't know what they want or dont know how to make conversation. |
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Put some effort in. “Hey hows things?” Or “fancy meeting up?” Isn’t going to get you anywhere.
If they ask for a face pic then attach one.
Ask questions and maybe a wee compliment but not disrespectful x |
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"Hi OP.
Lots of people look at profiles before they even open a message. If the profile doesn't excite them, it's unlikely the message will make a difference "
When it comes to single guys, a good profile bio does way more for us than pictures. |
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If you're not what they want, or are even tentatively curious about wanting, then there's nothing you can do about it.
This is assuming that our profile. really does us justice. You can get to clubs, introduce yourself and broaden your circle of contacts |
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Usual message with a face pic and something personal to their account. Wouldn't just say 'hi' or 'i want to meet'