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Yep, at an old job when I was working on projects for a certain client, there was a shortage of work so my manager told me that he would put me on training to work on other projects because he said it would be "good to expose yourself to different clients".
Safe to say I was biting my cheeks when he said that  |
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"I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.
I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said? "
All the time 
I can remember being in our local supermarket a few years back, in the cold meat section, and overheard an older lady say to her partner "would you like some tongue".
I was absolutely creased.
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"Yep, at an old job when I was working on projects for a certain client, there was a shortage of work so my manager told me that he would put me on training to work on other projects because he said it would be "good to expose yourself to different clients".
Safe to say I was biting my cheeks when he said that "
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"I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.
I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said? "
A customer asked me the other day if I can get some of that stuff you stick in and it swells?
I had to bite my tongue.
She wanted expanding foam. |
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"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’… 
I had to mute my mic and camera.
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"Okay not just fab, the Internet and my dirty mind in general.
The book of faces, an update pops up from a friend, beauty therapist.
"anyone free for a free facial"
I just can't!  "
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"I posted too quickly! Premature threadulation.
I was going to ask, has anyone had recent dirty minded take overs from innocent and oblivious things said? "
About 3 times in the team meeting I’ve just had
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"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…
I had to mute my mic and camera.
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Boo  |
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"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…
I had to mute my mic and camera.
Boo "
Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.
Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters.. |
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"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…
I had to mute my mic and camera.
Boo
Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.
Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters.. "
We have TIT, shafts, coupling, lubrication it just doesn't stop |
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"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…
I had to mute my mic and camera.
Boo
Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.
Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters..
We have TIT, shafts, coupling, lubrication it just doesn't stop "
I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing at that |
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"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…
I had to mute my mic and camera.
Boo
Doesn’t help that in my industry there’s so many anagrams and abbreviations.
Hard to keep a straight face in most meetings, especially when the slide went up with ‘DAP’ in big letters..
We have TIT, shafts, coupling, lubrication it just doesn't stop
I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing at that "
I had to leave a meeting once during a break and couldn't contain my hysteria - my boss was perplexed and said i had the filthiest mind of anyone they known
After we went back in they kept catching my eye.. And when the diagrams started they were also grinning |
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"In a recent online training meeting, they broke us off into groups of three and the instructor sent us off into our ‘threesomes’…
I had to mute my mic and camera.
Boo "
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