Rate your fart today.
*
Smell:
1. I can handle it
2. Best leave the room
3. Gagging
*
Pressure:
1. I felt it
2. Curtains moved
3. It hurts
*
Sound range:
1. Baritone
2. Tenor
3. soprano
*
Volume:
1. Hardly heard it
2. Loud
3. Police firearms unit kicked my door down shortly after
*
I know women don't fart, so I'm expecting comments from men only.
Brownie points for farting famous riffs.
"Smoke on the water"? |
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"Rate your fart today.
*
Smell:
1. I can handle it
2. Best leave the room
3. Gagging
*
Pressure:
1. I felt it
2. Curtains moved
3. It hurts
*
Sound range:
1. Baritone
2. Tenor
3. soprano
*
Volume:
1. Hardly heard it
2. Loud
3. Police firearms unit kicked my door down shortly after
*
I know women don't fart, so I'm expecting comments from men only.
Brownie points for farting famous riffs.
"Smoke on the water"?"
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"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly
No the fart blame the male half  "
I'm open and honest about my farts. I do the long, squeaky ones - my personal best has been one which lasted for 16 seconds. Not that I timed the trouser-cough in question - my husband did, as he couldn't believe it.
Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship. |
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"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly
No the fart blame the male half
I'm open and honest about my farts. I do the long, squeaky ones - my personal best has been one which lasted for 16 seconds. Not that I timed the trouser-cough in question - my husband did, as he couldn't believe it.
Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship. "
Wow! 16 seconds.
That's enough time for two rounds of applause  |
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"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly
No the fart blame the male half
I'm open and honest about my farts. I do the long, squeaky ones - my personal best has been one which lasted for 16 seconds. Not that I timed the trouser-cough in question - my husband did, as he couldn't believe it.
Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship. "
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16 seconds???
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"Yes but the question is do women fart loudly
No the fart blame the male half
I'm open and honest about my farts. I do the long, squeaky ones - my personal best has been one which lasted for 16 seconds. Not that I timed the trouser-cough in question - my husband did, as he couldn't believe it.
Openness about flatulence is the cornerstone of a good relationship.
Wow! 16 seconds.
That's enough time for two rounds of applause "
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"Rate your fart today.
*
Smell:
1. I can handle it
2. Best leave the room
3. Gagging
*
Pressure:
1. I felt it
2. Curtains moved
3. It hurts
*
Sound range:
1. Baritone
2. Tenor
3. soprano
*
Volume:
1. Hardly heard it
2. Loud
3. Police firearms unit kicked my door down shortly after
*
I know women don't fart, so I'm expecting comments from men only.
Brownie points for farting famous riffs.
"Smoke on the water"?"
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