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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking. 
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.  |
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. "
I live a short car journey from Manchester  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.
I live a short car journey from Manchester "
You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Nope. If by chance there ever was a forum user that I hit if off with, I'd definitely be looking to meet them at some point as I'm not here just for the endless chat; whether or not that would be today would of course depend on our availability. If something is meant to happen, it will, I'm never in a rush. |
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.
I live a short car journey from Manchester
You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs. "
*Birkenhead
Locals will agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.
I live a short car journey from Manchester
You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs.
*Birkenhead
Locals will agree "
Could be Rock Ferry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, they could come over right now for a coffee and a social, and if we clicked I'm keeping them for the day 
Can I have a tea instead please?"
You can, see you in about.... 6 hours ish? |
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I wouldn't expect things to happen do quickly (I'm not that hot or charming) but I was once chatting to someone on here for a couple of weeks when we realised we lived a couple of streets apart. We were both in the mood, so she came over to mine. |
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.
I live a short car journey from Manchester
You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs.
*Birkenhead
Locals will agree
Could be Rock Ferry "
The man knows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "
One we would not know each other
Two I never meet people ive never spoken with
Three never meet off the cuff
Four strangers I do not meet regardless of proximity Op.
My safety is paramount. Did have a message, he said sat in pub nearby want to hook up. Yikes. No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No because I'm checking out shortly 
I thought this was a checking out of Fab post, but just read your status.
Ladies of Fab, rest easy...
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And some would be bitterly disappointed I didn't mean it that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today. 
What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?
Sunday Chewbaca butts club "
Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them.
I live a short car journey from Manchester
You live in ….Hell. …. *sighs.
*Birkenhead
Locals will agree "
Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.
What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?
Sunday Chewbaca butts club
Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. "
This whole interaction is cursed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.
What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?
Sunday Chewbaca butts club
Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. "
I guess that rules me out for offering assistance, I only know how to do an accurate rendition of Michelangelo's Cistine Chapel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No because I'm checking out shortly
I’d slide into your dms if you were local.
I’d slide into his pants 
Like you haven't already
Have you banged the beans?!"
That’s for us to know |
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"No thanks. Can't be bothered shaving my asshole today.
What if someone local would be happy to woowoo it if you woowoo theirs?
Sunday Chewbaca butts club
Sounds like a date. As long as there is also snacks and aloe vera. Can we request designs? I would like to have the shape of a fork. "
Can’t make you any promises on design. I don’t know if I’ve told you about the Christmas tree incident recently.
It did not go as well as the heart but it went slightly better than the last time I tried. |
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"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish.
The mr
I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’ "
Why is that even a thing, I don’t even look on local updates, I did once and didn’t sleep for a week. I’m not that brave to go there again.
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"No because I'm checking out shortly
I’d slide into your dms if you were local.
I’d slide into his pants
Like you haven't already
Have you banged the beans?!
That’s for us to know "
I'll take that as a yea  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I have no idea who’s near me, I’m not that stalkerish.
The mr
I don’t think it’s stalkerish to look on ‘who’s nearby’
Why is that even a thing, I don’t even look on local updates, I did once and didn’t sleep for a week. I’m not that brave to go there again.
The mr"
I'm the same I keep well away from local updates! |
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social "
Nora and her inside leg measurements |
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social
Nora and her inside leg measurements "
I’m happy to do the measuring. I’ll try not to tickle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social "
And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months.  |
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social
And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months. "
12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes |
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Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely
Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely
Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope
MrsAbz"
Ain't that the truth!
Abdn social just been published on Scottish forum today. |
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely
Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope
MrsAbz
Ain't that the truth!
Abdn social just been published on Scottish forum today."
Oh thanks for the heads up, I shall go and have a nosey
MrsAbz |
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social
Nora and her inside leg measurements
I’m happy to do the measuring. I’ll try not to tickle "
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social
And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months.
12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes "
Oh.....no naughtiness for us then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you be flirting hard and hoping for nice Sunday afternoon hot sex? "
If by flirting you mean sending multiple dick pics and saying fancy coming around my place…well the answer is yes |
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely
Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope
MrsAbz"
LONDON!!!!!
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely
Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope
MrsAbz
LONDON!!!!!
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Yep, thats what I'm aiming for
MrsAbz |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely
Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope
MrsAbz
LONDON!!!!!
Yep, thats what I'm aiming for
MrsAbz "
I live near Gatwick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I need to be chatting to them for at least 18 months first. Know everything there is to know including their inside leg measurement, then I may think about a social
And I’ve already friend zoned them after 12 months.
12 months? It usually takes me about 12 minutes "
So there’s still time for sex. |
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"Bruce. I flirt with those 100s of miles from me, if she was nearby, I’d be jumping her fence kicking down her door and pinning her onto the dining table and ripping her knickers off … metaphorically speaking.
Nobody lives local in the forum,… luckily for them. "
Know that feeling lol |
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"Sadly I live in the wilds so its highly unlikely
Looking like it'll be a trip to manchester or London (must remember Gatwick and Heathrow are not next to each other) next month though, so I live in hope
MrsAbz
LONDON!!!!!
Yep, thats what I'm aiming for
MrsAbz
I live near Gatwick "
And that's where I was but a couple months ago, missed me. You think you'd have come say hi
MrsAbz |
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