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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Grannyfucious she say .......

Always wear fucktor 50 in the shade

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Grannyfucious she say .....

Tan Trick 2 - Ask Claudia Winkleman for a blob of foundation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you ok Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are you ok Granny?"

I've been hit by ........ a Smooth Criminal !

Yes thanks ...... Cock a hoop !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tan trick 3. (The sequels, are never as good)

Stand in your garden when your neighbours spray protecting the wooden fences.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Keep tàking the pills Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Keep tàking the pills Granny "

The Carotene ones work best .......

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Apparently the best tantric position is called ‘the plumber’………. you stay in all day and nobody comes

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

*Writes notes*

Thanks Granfucious, this is great advice.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Keep tàking the pills Granny

The Carotene ones work best ....... "

I thought you looked a little orange

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Apparently the best tantric position is called ‘the plumber’………. you stay in all day and nobody comes "

That's so you can smear tanfastic all over you and sit in the garden till he 'arrives' ..... I said arrives on purpose

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Keep tàking the pills Granny

The Carotene ones work best .......

I thought you looked a little orange "

I'm a jaffa....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"*Writes notes*

Thanks Granfucious, this is great advice."

I knew you were the sensible one .....

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

granny is off her meds again

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Keep tàking the pills Granny

The Carotene ones work best .......

I thought you looked a little orange

I'm a jaffa.... "

Biscuit?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've never had meds...... nothing stronger than a paracetamol about four times a year......

Maybe I need the meds..... like Spain or Italy .......Greece....

I'm off to do Yoga...... for an hour...

Stretches me bits ..... me non orange bits..... me pale n pasty bits..

Me big bits.......n wobbly bits

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