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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging  ...."
Great way to make a woman feel special. I must take notes.
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ...."
What does ‘not even choosy’ mean. That’s like - any holes a g….. oh shit. They were right. *sighs. |
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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ....
Great way to make a woman feel special. I must take notes.
The mr "
I know, all women should know that is how you feel about them. It's very important |
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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ....
What does ‘not even choosy’ mean. That’s like - any holes a g….. oh shit. They were right. *sighs. "
It means that I'm being considerate  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"The upside down crab reverse reverse, reverse Karen watch out for the...oh Karen you hit the KA missionary is my favourite
Sounds like a good night that, where'd you learn that from?"
I invented it. It does require the dexterity of an eel but you can make it work! |
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ...."
Will there be adjudicators with pencils n clip boards .... ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Classy. Any holes a goal eh
When we need our bread toasted, we shove it in any slot that’s available.
Precisely, exactly as the good lord intended"
Don’t let others judge you for seeing the beauty in everyone instead of thinking everyone’s beneath you
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"Classy. Any holes a goal eh
When we need our bread toasted, we shove it in any slot that’s available.
Precisely, exactly as the good lord intended
Don’t let others judge you for seeing the beauty in everyone instead of thinking everyone’s beneath you
Crack on lad "
Nice sentiment but all women are beautiful when the balls are bulging ..... |
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"Classy. Any holes a goal eh
When we need our bread toasted, we shove it in any slot that’s available.
Precisely, exactly as the good lord intended
Don’t let others judge you for seeing the beauty in everyone instead of thinking everyone’s beneath you
Crack on lad
Nice sentiment but all women are beautiful when the balls are bulging ..... "
That’s why guys are the true romantics. They can see the beauty others ignore  |
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"Classy. Any holes a goal eh
When we need our bread toasted, we shove it in any slot that’s available.
Precisely, exactly as the good lord intended
Don’t let others judge you for seeing the beauty in everyone instead of thinking everyone’s beneath you
Crack on lad
Nice sentiment but all women are beautiful when the balls are bulging .....
That’s why guys are the true romantics. They can see the beauty others ignore "
No need to look at the mantelpiece ? That kind of beauty ? |
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"Classy. Any holes a goal eh
When we need our bread toasted, we shove it in any slot that’s available.
Some of us would rather just make a sandwich  "
When you’re hungry, you want a sub? That’s how I read it.  |
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ...."
Maybe if I had included “as good as me at shagging” in my list of demands before dating people, I’d have had less disappointing sexual encounters  |
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ....
Great way to make a woman feel special. I must take notes.
The mr
I know, all women should know that is how you feel about them. It's very important "
I’m confused, I thought a woman actually wanted to feel wanted and not the fact your balls deep in her is because she’s the first one to turn up.
Everyday really is a school day.
The mr |
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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good luck in your search may your penis wear down to the nib from overuse"
I find using a shoe buffer with a tiny amount of spit and tan polish does the trick.
Negates the need for using condoms too as it adds a thin protective layer |
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By *hirley OP Man
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ....
Maybe if I had included “as good as me at shagging” in my list of demands before dating people, I’d have had less disappointing sexual encounters "
The most crucial stipulation of a modern day expectation. You won't do it again at least |
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By *hirley OP Man
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"Like loads of different ways with as many people as possible and I'm not even choosy or anything, as long as you're as horny and good as me shagging ....
Great way to make a woman feel special. I must take notes.
The mr
I know, all women should know that is how you feel about them. It's very important
I’m confused, I thought a woman actually wanted to feel wanted and not the fact your balls deep in her is because she’s the first one to turn up.
Everyday really is a school day.
The mr "
I think it's important to be honest first and foremost |
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