Ouch!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cooking in the nude is dangerous. That fat spittle could have landed anywhere, but.... Ow! (I'm putting my joggers on)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You waited until you got spat at before deciding it was dangerous?

As a famous yellow man said……”D’oh!”

By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

You should have worn an apron.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You waited until you got spat at before deciding it was dangerous?

As a famous yellow man said……”D’oh!” "

Yep, I'm a duffer beer drinker.

By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"You should have worn an apron.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should have worn an apron.

I was. But it was still sticking out too much.