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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the best ctap a guy can manipulate you with to shag you.
Shite about your beautiful eyes, lies about how stunning you are type of rubbish?
Buy you flowers and chocolates and tell you your the most stunning woman in the world sort of drivel? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They usually tell me that they've got the biggest cock in the area and that all other men have given up, so they're all I've got unless I want to die a renewed virgin"
Your in Manchester but I can tell you how to get here.
Because your the most beautiful woman I've ever seen |
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"They usually tell me that they've got the biggest cock in the area and that all other men have given up, so they're all I've got unless I want to die a renewed virgin
Your in Manchester but I can tell you how to get here.
Because your the most beautiful woman I've ever seen"
I'm well aware how to get to Milton Keynes, thank you.
And I'm glad you appreciate my wonky parsnip. I'm sure you can get one yourself. |
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"Make me believe he thinks I'm an actual human and not just a selection of orifices 
Are they genuine or lies? Can you smell if theyre deceitful "
Ah if they put enough effort in to be convincing they at least deserve a blowie right? |
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"Make me believe he thinks I'm an actual human and not just a selection of orifices
Are they genuine or lies? Can you smell if theyre deceitful
Ah if they put enough effort in to be convincing they at least deserve a blowie right? "
Don't make them put in too much effort. We women are dim and should put out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex
Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing 
Can I buy you a drink? Something to match your eyes?  "
What colour are my eyes? |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work "
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock. 
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex
Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing
Can I buy you a drink? Something to match your eyes?
What colour are my eyes?"
I'll buy you a brown ale |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J"
Neither does OP |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J"
I'd do you. I'll even let your mister watch  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J"
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
I'd do you. I'll even let your mister watch "
In. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP"
No need to be bitchy
Only because I turned you down |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP"
Mic drop! |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
I'd do you. I'll even let your mister watch
In."
Thank you. Mister is particularly pleased at this turn of events. 
J |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
I'd do you. I'll even let your mister watch
In.
Thank you. Mister is particularly pleased at this turn of events.
J"
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired "
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded. 
J |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP
No need to be bitchy
Only because I turned you down "
Now you’re just out and out lying… like you were about your 10 inch penis |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
I'd do you. I'll even let your mister watch
In.
Thank you. Mister is particularly pleased at this turn of events.
J"
If you and swing are too busy with each other I'm sure I can keep beef occupied for a moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J"
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on |
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"It's especially effective when they've never even seen my face.
It's fucking hot when guys assume we're stupid, isn't it?
Did I say your stupid?"
I'm sure you're aware that it's possible to talk about a category of people and not include every single member of that category in it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP
No need to be bitchy
Only because I turned you down
Now you’re just out and out lying… like you were about your 10 inch penis "
Is it my fault you can't read numbers on a ruler ? |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on"
You could admire my rapier wit  |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP
No need to be bitchy
Only because I turned you down
Now you’re just out and out lying… like you were about your 10 inch penis
Is it my fault you can't read numbers on a ruler ? "
do you know that when the EU came in with their foreign measures, they brought a second side to the ruler? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP
No need to be bitchy
Only because I turned you down
Now you’re just out and out lying… like you were about your 10 inch penis
Is it my fault you can't read numbers on a ruler ?
do you know that when the EU came in with their foreign measures, they brought a second side to the ruler?"
I know cm from my inches.
If 10 inches isn't big then what is? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit "
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP
No need to be bitchy
Only because I turned you down
Now you’re just out and out lying… like you were about your 10 inch penis
Is it my fault you can't read numbers on a ruler ?
do you know that when the EU came in with their foreign measures, they brought a second side to the ruler?
I know cm from my inches.
If 10 inches isn't big then what is? "
11 inches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Neither does OP
No need to be bitchy
Only because I turned you down
Now you’re just out and out lying… like you were about your 10 inch penis
Is it my fault you can't read numbers on a ruler ?
do you know that when the EU came in with their foreign measures, they brought a second side to the ruler?
I know cm from my inches.
If 10 inches isn't big then what is?
11 inches "
Why not 10.5 oh)
10 inches is not well endowed then.
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife "
That's because you're not great at measurement. 
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know cm from my inches.
If 10 inches isn't big then what is?
11 inches
Why not 10.5 oh)
10 inches is not well endowed then.
Not well endowed enough to make up for the personality at least "
Personality is better than cock size? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J"
And you think I've a big ego  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex
Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing
Can I buy you a drink? Something to match your eyes?
What colour are my eyes?
I'll buy you a brown ale "
Strikes out... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J"
There's a single woman on this thread arguing with me and she's got more bottle than you have! "Rapier"!.. pah! |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
And you think I've a big ego "
Just the ego though   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not try to manipulate me into sex
Hello beautiful. Why I think your smashing
Can I buy you a drink? Something to match your eyes?
What colour are my eyes?
I'll buy you a brown ale
Strikes out..."
I meant wkd blue |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
There's a single woman on this thread arguing with me and she's got more bottle than you have! "Rapier"!.. pah!"
I wasn't really arguing. This was a bit of fun. Until it's not anymore. Enjoy your magnificent cock.
J |
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"I know cm from my inches.
If 10 inches isn't big then what is?
11 inches
Why not 10.5 oh)
10 inches is not well endowed then.
Not well endowed enough to make up for the personality at least
Personality is better than cock size?"
Obviously.
I've got a 16 inch tentacle in my bedroom. If I'm dealing with another human they just need to be at least tolerable. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
And you think I've a big ego
Just the ego though "
More than what you got |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
And you think I've a big ego
Just the ego though
More than what you got "
You are correct. I don't have an ego |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know cm from my inches.
If 10 inches isn't big then what is?
11 inches
Why not 10.5 oh)
10 inches is not well endowed then.
Not well endowed enough to make up for the personality at least
Personality is better than cock size?
Obviously.
I've got a 16 inch tentacle in my bedroom. If I'm dealing with another human they just need to be at least tolerable."
THANK YOU! A straight honest answer at last! Why couldn't the others just say that ffs!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
And you think I've a big ego
Just the ego though
More than what you got
You are correct. I don't have an ego "
Or 10 inches either |
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So what I'm getting from this thread is that some men come into discussions with women with their minds made up, and then pester the poor women until the women coddle their egos by telling them they're correct. The rest is just noise to them.
It seems like a real impediment. Maybe they should seek medical attention. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my experience the men who say they have a big dick are the ones with 1/2 inches at best "
"Big" is a subjective
10 inches is actually a measurement |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
And you think I've a big ego
Just the ego though
More than what you got
You are correct. I don't have an ego
Or 10 inches either "
Only down my throat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what I'm getting from this thread is that some men come into discussions with women with their minds made up, and then pester the poor women until the women coddle their egos by telling them they're correct. The rest is just noise to them.
It seems like a real impediment. Maybe they should seek medical attention."
Wow that's quite a large comprehensive amount of conclusion, supasition and accusation, wow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
And you think I've a big ego
Just the ego though
More than what you got
You are correct. I don't have an ego
Or 10 inches either
Only down my throat "
Uurrgh that's dangerous |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed "
he walks using it...... A 3 legged race |
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"Ladies of the Lounge, I love you!
J
Bit crap. How about saying they're so wonderful with beautiful smiles rubbish. That should work
I don't need to do that. And I don't even have an amazing 10" cock.
J
Ah I see. Never mind, am sure you are admired
No false flattery for me OP? Wounded.
J
You blocked me so nothing I can comment on
You could admire my rapier wit
You call it rapier I call it a pen knife
That's because you're not great at measurement.
J
And you think I've a big ego
Just the ego though
More than what you got
You are correct. I don't have an ego
Or 10 inches either
Only down my throat
Uurrgh that's dangerous "
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling
Shot to fire himself up to bed "
genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed "
An imaginary sling for an imaginary dick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed he walks using it...... A 3 legged race "
Nah.. I fit wheels on it
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed he walks using it...... A 3 legged race
Nah.. I fit wheels on it
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A willy wheelchair! Does yours have suspension? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed he walks using it...... A 3 legged race
Nah.. I fit wheels on it
A willy wheelchair! Does yours have suspension? "
it's sooo big  |
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed he walks using it...... A 3 legged race
Nah.. I fit wheels on it
A willy wheelchair! Does yours have suspension? it's sooo big "
Your wheelchair? What's the max weight rating? Mine's 100kg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well it is late, I'm tired and need my sleep.
Catch you all tomorrow
dont trip on your winky on the way to bed
He puts it in a sling to carry up to bed he walks using it...... A 3 legged race
Nah.. I fit wheels on it
A willy wheelchair! Does yours have suspension? it's sooo big
Your wheelchair? What's the max weight rating? Mine's 100kg "
Hiya gorgeous xx  |
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