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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants...... What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? Nothing ,he didn't recognize them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did the giant destroy three countries at once?
He picked up Turkey, dunked it in Greece and fried it in Japan. "
That was from a joke book I got in primary school |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person? |
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"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person?"
Someone once said "don't get a Labrador, it makes most of their owners go blind" |
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A middle aged woman goes to the docs to check if she has a lump on her breast. The doc examines her and says she is fine but mentions that she has the breasts of a 25 year old. Very happy with the all clear and the compliment she goes home to hubby who ignores her as he’s watching tv. “Thanks for asking” she says “the doc says I’m o.k.and told me I had the breasts of a 25 year old “Hubby looks up and asks “what about your 50 year old twat?” She replies “we didn’t talk about you!” |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person?"
The variation on this joke that I’m aware of is:
How does the blind skydiver know he’s reached the ground?
The lead goes slack. |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
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"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs. A lot of people get offended but I don't think it's that bad. Or am I a terrible person?
The variation on this joke that I’m aware of is:
How does the blind skydiver know he’s reached the ground?
The lead goes slack. "
Aw, you beat me to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"
"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"
"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit."
That took me way too long to work out, I need sleep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"
"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit.
That took me way too long to work out, I need sleep! "
I love that joke, it's one of my favourites |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the Rabbit "What blood type are you?"
"I think I'm a Type-O", replied the Rabbit.
That took me way too long to work out, I need sleep!
I love that joke, it's one of my favourites "
I couldn't for the life of me see what the problem was with a Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbit, took me a couple of seconds, like I said I am sleep deprived!!  |
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