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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"What are all the different euphemisms you know for a penis?
Are some words better suited to different sizes, eg., a large “schlong” vs a little “prick” ?
Anyone got unusual ones?
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"My favourite is just pure and simple cock 
Because I like my cock pure and simple 
The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie
Winkie has to be little, right? "
Sometimes. But sometimes they just look like a winkie. Do you get me?  |
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"My favourite is just pure and simple cock
Because I like my cock pure and simple
The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie
Winkie has to be little, right?
Sometimes. But sometimes they just look like a winkie. Do you get me? "
Because he winks at you? With his one eye? |
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"My favourite is just pure and simple cock
Because I like my cock pure and simple
The ones that amuse me most are schlong and winkie
Winkie has to be little, right?
Sometimes. But sometimes they just look like a winkie. Do you get me?
Because he winks at you? With his one eye? "
More like him being wee Willy winkie tbh….
But then if I’m laughing at it that’s what I tend to think of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shaft!
I’m singing that now…. Ear worm
Damn right!
Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too
I’ve never had it in the ear before…
Would you like to? "
Every holes a goal. |
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"Shaft!
I’m singing that now…. Ear worm
Damn right!
Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too
I’ve never had it in the ear before…
Would you like to?
Every holes a goal. "
Or a bucket… whatevs |
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"Shaft!
I’m singing that now…. Ear worm
Damn right!
Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too
I’ve never had it in the ear before…
Would you like to?
Like Iggy Pop? "
If you want
Iggy Pop works too… for some  |
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There’s a few curtesy of the Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
“Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are all the different euphemisms you know for a penis?
Are some words better suited to different sizes, eg., a large “schlong” vs a little “prick” ?
Anyone got unusual ones?
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The little fireman, because of the helmet and hose.
And the pink Darth Vader, the helmet again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shaft!
I’m singing that now…. Ear worm
Damn right!
Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too
I’ve never had it in the ear before…"
Word of warning... clean up aint easy |
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"There’s a few curtesy of the Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
“Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where"
That’s the second time in less than 30 days that somebody has quoted that song to me… |
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"Shaft!
I’m singing that now…. Ear worm
Damn right!
Come to think of it OP ear worm would work too
I’ve never had it in the ear before…
Word of warning... clean up aint easy "
Sorry… I can’t hear you. What? |
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"There’s a few curtesy of the Bloodhound Gang Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
“Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
That’s the second time in less than 30 days that somebody has quoted that song to me… "
Did they want to put their Boink Swatter in your Ham Wallet though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruce (as in Lee)
mutton dagger
tallywhacker
pocket rocket
ding dong
ankle spanker
hairy hotdog
weener
kidney cracker
heat seeking moisture missile
giggle stick |
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