Gentlemen!

By *he Silver Fux OP Man over a year ago

Uttoxeter

… you turn up to a meet, go to the bedroom and she’s got the lights low and candles burning around the room…

What are you not going to be doing?

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

No wax play for me thanks.

By *o scandalousWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Farting or keeping socks on if I’ve went to that effort!

By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

How low are the lights? Are they big candles and flames?

I wanna know it's really her and not some random trying to trick me in the dark!

By *he Silver Fux OP Man over a year ago

Uttoxeter

You came to Fuck and Go but the Yankee Candle Spiced Vanilla says otherwise..

By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

If she has a pentagram painted on the floor I'm outta there

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If she has a pentagram painted on the floor I'm outta there"

Don't fancy a Devil's threeway?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Staying the night with this psycho

By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Leaving

By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If she has a pentagram painted on the floor I'm outta there"

Guys like you are no fun.