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"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped
So is a ducks.
A sea slug has a single use penis. 
Ooh I did not know those!"
And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting 
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"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped
So is a ducks.
A sea slug has a single use penis.
Ooh I did not know those!
And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting
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... *goes off to Google echidna lol |
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"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped
So is a ducks.
A sea slug has a single use penis.
Ooh I did not know those!
And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting
... *goes off to Google echidna lol"
Hope I got that right. It's been a while. Boring uni lectures were spent looking up weird animal facts  |
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"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped
So is a ducks.
A sea slug has a single use penis.
Ooh I did not know those!
And a echidna has one with 4 heads. Not sure whether this is a fantastic addition or really disconcerting
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Useful in an MFFFF situation. |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
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"A pigs penis is corkscrew shaped"
 the vulva is a 'wessant'.
A bulls penis can be stretched to about three feet,when dried it is hard enough(no pun intended) to make a walking stick,known as a bulls pizzle,from the old Dutch which translates as sinew. |
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"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?
***
They are under my window eating grass.
Come and get them please.
Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.
They are eating the chickens! "
Oh! I’ll tell him! |
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"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?
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They are under my window eating grass.
Come and get them please.
Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.
They are eating the chickens!
Oh! I’ll tell him!"
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Too late!
They ate the chickens.
Then the fox ate the goats. |
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"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?
***
They are under my window eating grass.
Come and get them please.
Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.
They are eating the chickens!
Oh! I’ll tell him!
*
Too late!
They ate the chickens.
Then the fox ate the goats."
That's one hell of a fox!
I think they must have been somebody else's miniature goats.... |
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"Anyone seen Nicky’s goats?
***
They are under my window eating grass.
Come and get them please.
Booock...pluck..pluck..pluck.
They are eating the chickens!
Oh! I’ll tell him!
*
Too late!
They ate the chickens.
Then the fox ate the goats.
That's one hell of a fox!
I think they must have been somebody else's miniature goats.... "
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Well, you need to give a proper dicripton then.
Name, height, gender, fur colour, eye colour, places of birth, language they understand...etc. |
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Baboons like to eat washing powder.
A troop broke into my house, ignored all the food but had a party eating soap powder.
My walls, floor and furnishings were a big fat bubbly mess. 
Another fact: baboons are massive arseholes. |
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