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How to have sex with women

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By *ichaelknight OP   Man  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck mine

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Well! Thank you, Mr Oracle. I can now see where I’ve been going wrong all these years. Had you not scaled the mount and given your sermon I may have never got it right!

Anyone else fancy a sandwich?

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"Well! Thank you, Mr Oracle. I can now see where I’ve been going wrong all these years. Had you not scaled the mount and given your sermon I may have never got it right!

Anyone else fancy a sandwich?"

Have you got any paracetamol?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lots of words there. I'll simplify.

Cock pic

Message: meet now?

Slip a couple of fingers in hard and fast

Give it her hard... women love a pounding.

Boom easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The whole of fab had no idea until your words of wisdom.

Honestly don't know how guys ever got veris before...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scrolled through and there was too much mind stuff

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

We're not actually an entirely separate species. Sometimes women just wanna fuck too

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else

TL;DR

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"In"

Yes. It goes in. But then what?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"In

Yes. It goes in. But then what? "

It goes out again..

In out in out shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

"

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz "

I want ABC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC "

I want JKL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Step 1 : be hot

Step 2 : don’t be not hot

Step 3 : ????

Step 4 : profit

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I was thinking n, o and pee....

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL "

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 18:37:10]

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Can anyone else smell mansplaining ?

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

"

It’s basically the 1950 Penguin book of modern sex.

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By *oom_88Man  over a year ago

Grays


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Ctrl alt del... reboot

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can anyone else smell mansplaining ? "

First good laugh of the weekend

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz "

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!

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By *xfordjohnMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Does anyone get the point of all that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've a lot to learn

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!"

I'm confused.

xyz, ABC, JKL - all alphabetically consecutive trinities.

Then J jumps in with NAPS.

You women - I'll never understand your minds.

Singing belly buttons and custard - those I understand.

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By *lamdaddyMan  over a year ago

London

Brucey lesson

Just have a laugh and don't take life seriously. Stop overthinking shit. Flirt, be cheeky, have sex

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!

I'm confused.

xyz, ABC, JKL - all alphabetically consecutive trinities.

Then J jumps in with NAPS.

You women - I'll never understand your minds.

Singing belly buttons and custard - those I understand."

B means it was B.

J means it's J

You're welcome

J

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!

I'm confused.

xyz, ABC, JKL - all alphabetically consecutive trinities.

Then J jumps in with NAPS.

You women - I'll never understand your minds.

Singing belly buttons and custard - those I understand."

B jumped in. It was signed B.

So it's a man's mind that you didn't understand

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!

I'm confused.

xyz, ABC, JKL - all alphabetically consecutive trinities.

Then J jumps in with NAPS.

You women - I'll never understand your minds.

Singing belly buttons and custard - those I understand.

B means it was B.

J means it's J

You're welcome

J"

A-ha...that's what Z wanted you to make me think!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bugger.

And there I was just thinking I had to bung my cock snot up a willing chuff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does anyone get the point of all that?"

He’s trying to flash us his mind instead of his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

12 months to come up with that

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!"

Well then I am deffo not in. Not in at all.

No naps!! The cheek of it all.

Utterly unacceptable. I will not just bend over and take this lying down!

MrsAbz

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!

I'm confused.

xyz, ABC, JKL - all alphabetically consecutive trinities.

Then J jumps in with NAPS.

You women - I'll never understand your minds.

Singing belly buttons and custard - those I understand.

B jumped in. It was signed B.

So it's a man's mind that you didn't understand "

Well exsqueeze me for being a moron .

Custard anyone?

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

"Her mind", like yours, is mostly water. If the fact that all of human civilisation, art, technology, has been created by ambitious puddles isn't enough to make you realise how utterly absurd everything is, then you have no basis upon which to attempt to explain anything.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


""Her mind", like yours, is mostly water. If the fact that all of human civilisation, art, technology, has been created by ambitious puddles isn't enough to make you realise how utterly absurd everything is, then you have no basis upon which to attempt to explain anything. "

Jesus - I'm really confused now.

Why did H and O suddenly appear?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well! Thank you, Mr Oracle. I can now see where I’ve been going wrong all these years. Had you not scaled the mount and given your sermon I may have never got it right!

Anyone else fancy a sandwich?"

Only do Rolls

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC "

I want the whole alphabet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Ctrl alt del... reboot

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward."

Lessons op. Did not know fab swingers has a teacher.

I leaent my mind does not controlling by lessons. I am out of control already

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Did Chat GPT write this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

It’s basically the 1950 Penguin book of modern sex."

Ooh not got that one I collect modern sex but by person not penguin

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By *ancelot1633Man  over a year ago

weybridge

hugs and naps please

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Did Chat GPT write this?"

Why

Are

G

P

And T

Here

Now?

Aaaaaarrrggghhhhhhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brucey lesson

Just have a laugh and don't take life seriously. Stop overthinking shit. Flirt, be cheeky, have sex "

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"hugs and naps please"

No naps.

See above.

Only showers and sex.

MrsAbz

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By *ancelot1633Man  over a year ago

weybridge


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want the whole alphabet"

Can of heinz with the cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward."

Brilliant..........

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By *ancelot1633Man  over a year ago

weybridge


"hugs and naps please

No naps.

See above.

Only showers and sex.

MrsAbz "

im a hot bath man the pages get wet in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want the whole alphabet"

Buys a tin of alphabet spaghetti

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want the whole alphabet

Can of heinz with the cuddle?"

Never trust Heinz. They sit on a throne of lies, what with their 57 letters of the alphabet thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn't quite catch that OP, can you say that again please..

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Didn't quite catch that OP, can you say that again please.."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/24 19:23:18]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Give her a snog

Tweak her nipples

Flick her bean

Stick dick in

Unload

Have a cuddle

Job done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fab swingers does sex lesson.

Six pack of them

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By *uckowskiMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Well! Thank you, Mr Oracle. I can now see where I’ve been going wrong all these years. Had you not scaled the mount and given your sermon I may have never got it right!

Anyone else fancy a sandwich?"

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't do it! They aren't worth the effort!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In a nutshell please?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"In a nutshell please? "

Man = cock snot

Woman = spaghetti

Sex = snockghetti.

I'm almost certain of this .

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"In a nutshell please?

Man = cock snot

Woman = spaghetti

Sex = snockghetti.

I'm almost certain of this ."

You misunderstand... all women are like spaghetti.... straight until they get wet

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"Lots of words there. I'll simplify.

Cock pic

Message: meet now?

Slip a couple of fingers in hard and fast

Give it her hard... women love a pounding.

Boom easy"

I'm glad someone simplified it for me

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By *anny77Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Lesson One : Her Mind

I want to have sex with her and she doesn’t mind

Lesson Two : Her Mind

I want to have sex with her but she casts her mind back to how badly it went last time

Lesson Three: Her Mind

I ask again she says she’s need to be out of her mind.

Lesson Four: Her Mind

While it’s on her mind, she remembers to block me

Lesson Five: My dick

It’s just you and me again buddy

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"In a nutshell please?

Man = cock snot

Woman = spaghetti

Sex = snockghetti.

I'm almost certain of this .

You misunderstand... all women are like spaghetti.... straight until they get wet "

And make a nice mess on our chins?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"In a nutshell please? "

Today's PSA.

Don't put your willy in a nutshell.

Or anyone else's either.

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By *eordieJeansCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Lesson 7: Jizz on her norks and go to sleep.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Lesson 7 - women are sick of men explaining women to other men

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!

Well then I am deffo not in. Not in at all.

No naps!! The cheek of it all.

Utterly unacceptable. I will not just bend over and take this lying down!

MrsAbz "

That's a shame, would you take it stood up?

B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Credit to him, his SPaG is good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward."

I agree

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I just found my new favourite bit.

"even sent her a heart emoji"

I'm just going to take that to the shower. Where I will be horny because women.

J

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL

I want a nap. I'm up for it if that was part of his plan?

MrsAbz

No sorry, you are different to us and still horny in the shower so it's sex/shower/sex/shower... For ever. NO NAPS!

B

NO NAPS!

Well then I am deffo not in. Not in at all.

No naps!! The cheek of it all.

Utterly unacceptable. I will not just bend over and take this lying down!

MrsAbz

That's a shame, would you take it stood up?

B"

Hi B

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"I just found my new favourite bit.

"even sent her a heart emoji"

I'm just going to take that to the shower. Where I will be horny because women.

J"

Hi J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I just found my new favourite bit.

"even sent her a heart emoji"

I'm just going to take that to the shower. Where I will be horny because women.

J

Hi J "

By jove I think he's got it!

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just found my new favourite bit.

"even sent her a heart emoji"

I'm just going to take that to the shower. Where I will be horny because women.

J"

Hi J

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"I just found my new favourite bit.

"even sent her a heart emoji"

I'm just going to take that to the shower. Where I will be horny because women.

J

Hi J

By jove I think he's got it!

J"

Not just a pretty McFuckFace

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward."

Too much lost interest after line one

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By *lik and PaulCouple  over a year ago

cahoots


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want JKL "

Prefer KFC or failing that just some cock

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"They aren't like us".

Wtaf, who writes this tripe?

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell

“How to have sex with women” by - a man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a nutshell please?

Today's PSA.

Don't put your willy in a nutshell.

Or anyone else's either.

"

New name for a vagina. A nutshell!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"“How to have sex with women” by - a man "

Single man too..

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By *melfCouple  over a year ago

Stoneybridge


"Prefer KFC or failing that just some cock "

Haha exactly this. Buy me a KFC and have your way. X

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle

I managed four lines… can anyone beat that?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"In a nutshell please?

Today's PSA.

Don't put your willy in a nutshell.

Or anyone else's either.

New name for a vagina. A nutshell!!! "

Sprockett and the Narrator shake their respective heads and slope off for a coffee.

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

"Textbook intercourse" Alan Partridge

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

Has no one mentioned The Fast Show's 'Swiss Tony' as the voice in which to imagine this?

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various


""Textbook intercourse" Alan Partridge "

Beware of papercuts!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“How to have sex with women” by - a man "

To be fair you wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch a fish, you’d ask the fishermen

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By *ichaelknight OP   Man  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Her: I read that thing you wrote

Me: Was there anything in there I need to clarify?

Her: No.

Me: I should post it to fab, they would hammer me

Her: They would

Me: I'm going to post it. I bet within minutes I'll get slammed. I'll take this bit out and post it with no context. Don't comment, just let them come at me.

Her: They'll be mean.

Me: I know

Fab: Hold my beer......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Her: I read that thing you wrote

Me: Was there anything in there I need to clarify?

Her: No.

Me: I should post it to fab, they would hammer me

Her: They would

Me: I'm going to post it. I bet within minutes I'll get slammed. I'll take this bit out and post it with no context. Don't comment, just let them come at me.

Her: They'll be mean.

Me: I know

Fab: Hold my beer......"

Very good

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Too much lost interest after line one "

It reminds me of the posts on the Plenty of Fish Blog which, when you get to the end, turn out to have been written by one of their junior staffers!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Her: I read that thing you wrote

Me: Was there anything in there I need to clarify?

Her: No.

Me: I should post it to fab, they would hammer me

Her: They would

Me: I'm going to post it. I bet within minutes I'll get slammed. I'll take this bit out and post it with no context. Don't comment, just let them come at me.

Her: They'll be mean.

Me: I know

Fab: Hold my beer......"

If it's not for the benefit of the men of Fab who on earth have you written it for?

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want the whole alphabet"

First time alphabetty spaghetti was sexy

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Tldr

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Insert penis in her vagina = Done

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By *archelCouple  over a year ago

A field somewhere


"Can anyone else smell mansplaining ? "

Yes and the dopey fuckers still don't get it.

OP you're on point...despite the full book instead of one chapter required lol

The comments from men on this thread are proof you're flogging a dead oss.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tldr"

Too long didn’t read

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By *ancelot1633Man  over a year ago

weybridge

its da wolf man.

suck her tits, squeeze her buns, fuck her brains out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a nutshell please?

Today's PSA.

Don't put your willy in a nutshell.

Or anyone else's either.

New name for a vagina. A nutshell!!!

Sprockett and the Narrator shake their respective heads and slope off for a coffee. "

That’s the best reply iv bc ever had!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"In a nutshell please?

Today's PSA.

Don't put your willy in a nutshell.

Or anyone else's either.

New name for a vagina. A nutshell!!!

Sprockett and the Narrator shake their respective heads and slope off for a coffee.

That’s the best reply iv bc ever had! "

Would you mind having a quick look for my goats during your coffee please?

Thank you x

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell


"“How to have sex with women” by - a man

To be fair you wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch a fish, you’d ask the fishermen "

Unless you’re catching the fish to have sex with them it’s not really the same thing is it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6 eaay steps to having sex lessons forumites by the OP

Video availabe. Dvd in making. CD out now in 6 easy lessons yes, you could not make it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"6 eaay steps to having sex lessons forumites by the OP

Video availabe. Dvd in making. CD out now in 6 easy lessons yes, you could not make it up"

Easy

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Can somebody give me a tl:dr?

Geezer thinks all women are the same and want xyz

I want ABC

I want the whole alphabet

First time alphabetty spaghetti was sexy "

First and last

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"“How to have sex with women” by - a man

To be fair you wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch a fish, you’d ask the fishermen

Unless you’re catching the fish to have sex with them it’s not really the same thing is it "

I think there's rules against that. And some minor logistical issues

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various


"“How to have sex with women” by - a man

To be fair you wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch a fish, you’d ask the fishermen

Unless you’re catching the fish to have sex with them it’s not really the same thing is it

I think there's rules against that. And some minor logistical issues "

Don't google Sailors and Skates then...

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"“How to have sex with women” by - a man

To be fair you wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch a fish, you’d ask the fishermen

Unless you’re catching the fish to have sex with them it’s not really the same thing is it

I think there's rules against that. And some minor logistical issues

Don't google Sailors and Skates then... "

Just ask the pompy fans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I followed this advice to a Tee and now women can't stop using me for my cock.

I wish they'd value more from me than just that.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"In a nutshell please?

Today's PSA.

Don't put your willy in a nutshell.

Or anyone else's either.

New name for a vagina. A nutshell!!!

Sprockett and the Narrator shake their respective heads and slope off for a coffee.

That’s the best reply iv bc ever had! "

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"In a nutshell please?

Today's PSA.

Don't put your willy in a nutshell.

Or anyone else's either.

New name for a vagina. A nutshell!!!

Sprockett and the Narrator shake their respective heads and slope off for a coffee.

That’s the best reply iv bc ever had!

Would you mind having a quick look for my goats during your coffee please?

Thank you x"

I'll be right over.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Would any women (not ladies) show me how to have sex with them? Instructions were not clear. So I'm still a little lost and need some hands on and a demonstration

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson 7 - women are sick of men explaining women to other men

"

Agreed - and wrong as well!

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Well done you found a formula that works for you

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Are my about both of u?

U have sex, make love or fuck each other ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

FFS…

I’m off fab for a few hours and I missed the TedTalk…

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By *lueseasWoman  over a year ago

Leamington Spa


""They aren't like us".

Wtaf, who writes this tripe? "

A man, obvs.

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door


""They aren't like us".

Wtaf, who writes this tripe?

A man, obvs."
shots fired

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall

Penis in penis out?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"FFS…

I’m off fab for a few hours and I missed the TedTalk…

"

Shall I try this technique out & see how quickly we both fall asleep?

We both need a good kip I think

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"FFS…

I’m off fab for a few hours and I missed the TedTalk…

Shall I try this technique out & see how quickly we both fall asleep?

We both need a good kip I think "

I think that might be just the tonic we need darling

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Extracted from the Man's Manual of Women complete A-Z written by Men.

Available for 9.99.99.99.999/ Not available in the shops, not available anywhere!

Can I have my copy signed please??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


""They aren't like us".

Wtaf, who writes this tripe?

A man, obvs.shots fired"

We're all wearing body armour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penis in penis out?"

That’s obviously doing it wrong.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Penis in penis out?

That’s obviously doing it wrong. "

You have to shake it all about too, don't you?

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall

I mean I do turn it all around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penis in penis out?

That’s obviously doing it wrong.

You have to shake it all about too, don't you?"

And you turn around

That’s what it’s all about!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I read as far as your dick and didn't read any further. Where did you get this from.

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall

Tend to get kicked out of the hokey pokey at this point

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

Ah, I follow the Geller Method.

You start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4...

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"Tldr

Too long didn’t read "

I'm glad someone has explained this. Been racking my brain for a while now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tend to get kicked out of the hokey pokey at this point "

That’s because you’ve got the wrong song. It’s Hokey Cokey.

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall


"Tend to get kicked out of the hokey pokey at this point

That’s because you’ve got the wrong song. It’s Hokey Cokey. "

Wondering why people looking at me wrong

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Ah, I follow the Geller Method.

You start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4..."

7

7

7

SEVEN

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Penis in penis out?

That’s obviously doing it wrong.

You have to shake it all about too, don't you?

And you turn around

That’s what it’s all about! "

Then you aga do-do-do to finish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tend to get kicked out of the hokey pokey at this point

That’s because you’ve got the wrong song. It’s Hokey Cokey.

Wondering why people looking at me wrong "

If she’s looking at you wrong, you’ve not fucked her mind according to OP. Read his breakthrough research and discover what you have to change to get it right.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Ah, I follow the Geller Method.

You start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4...

7

7

7

SEVEN "

Never fails!

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall


"Tend to get kicked out of the hokey pokey at this point

That’s because you’ve got the wrong song. It’s Hokey Cokey.

Wondering why people looking at me wrong

If she’s looking at you wrong, you’ve not fucked her mind according to OP. Read his breakthrough research and discover what you have to change to get it right. "

Omg

I skipped step 2 (mind) ffs Sam

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

The secret diaries of Adrian mole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tend to get kicked out of the hokey pokey at this point

That’s because you’ve got the wrong song. It’s Hokey Cokey.

Wondering why people looking at me wrong

If she’s looking at you wrong, you’ve not fucked her mind according to OP. Read his breakthrough research and discover what you have to change to get it right.

Omg

I skipped step 2 (mind) ffs Sam "

Thank God you sorted it. Or maybe just the OP. Otherwise you would not have known what to change to have sex the right way with women

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By *xotictemptations4uCouple  over a year ago

LONDON


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward."

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

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By *ags73Man  over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Can anyone else smell mansplaining ? "

Was thinking Swiss Tony.

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By *lueseasWoman  over a year ago

Leamington Spa


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic."

"Low value women"??? Someone's been reading too much Jordan Peterson, methinks...

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle


" Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic."

Low value women? Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Low value women. Wasn’t that from the Tate brothers course for men who can’t think on their own two feet?

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Love when a man thinks he can preach in detail how I can have good sex.

Might print and laminate this for future reference so I get it right. Jeez

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By *ayK2023Woman  over a year ago

Burntisland


"Love when a man thinks he can preach in detail how I can have good sex.

Might print and laminate this for future reference so I get it right. Jeez "

Can you make me a copy please?

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By *ayK2023Woman  over a year ago

Burntisland

Just fuck me? I'll show you how to.

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By *ags73Man  over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"

Low value women. Wasn’t that from the Tate brothers course for men who can’t think on their own two feet? "

It’s cut and paste drivel from the ‘freethinker’ types.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic."

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!

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By *ooooofMan  over a year ago

Walsall

Lesson 7

For how much you wrote the lady has fell asleep or fucked off

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By *ooooofMan  over a year ago

Walsall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson 7

For how much you wrote the lady has fell asleep or fucked off"

And men are all done after they cum. So they fucked too

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You was sex resetting

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic."

Low value? I'll have you know I'm mid range Tesco value meal deal value

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By *xotictemptations4uCouple  over a year ago

LONDON


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!"

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"Credit to him, his SPaG is good "

Somewhere in the back of my mind I knew there was a little gem that I'd hurried over yesterday.

And this was it .

Part of a whole cluster of gems from you yesterday Fluffy x.

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By *eordieJeansCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct. "

I think calling anyone low value would be classed as low value conduct.

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By *oxy RedWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Cock in, vibrator on, auralism (tick),......Job done whilst I have also worked out what washing can be done and hung up before bed and what's for dinner this week.

Us women are remarkable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct. "

Behaviour NOT people

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct. "

Unless I’m mistaken, I believe a major factor in someone’s “value” according to the person who spouts all this crap is the amount of people they have slept with.

I find it bizarre beyond comprehension that someone on a swingers site subscribes to that belief.

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By *avier888Man  over a year ago

Exeter


"You misunderstand... all women are like spaghetti.... straight until they get wet "

Might I add - All women are like spaghetti… straight, until they get hot and wet :D

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By *uckowskiMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

This has by far been my favourite episode of FabSwingers.

Lovely organic work everyone

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By *avier888Man  over a year ago

Exeter

I think the author is quite sensual, thoughtful and caring. But agree in general that posing this unsolicited advice in such a forum might be misplaced. As a man reading I felt initially a bit indignant at the audacity of the author but then he’s allowed to post what he likes (within reason) and any feelings I have are on me and might just arise out of some deep seated inadequacies within me. So I’ve chosen to add a more reasoned comment and will sign off with… LET’S ALL JUST FUCK!;))

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct.

Unless I’m mistaken, I believe a major factor in someone’s “value” according to the person who spouts all this crap is the amount of people they have slept with.

I find it bizarre beyond comprehension that someone on a swingers site subscribes to that belief. "

Your mistaken, the idea of a person having value has been around long before the internet

That’s why phrases like “what do you value in a partner” exist

Value can mean anything to anyone. You might value honesty and respect, other might value hardworking and career success, and yes, some might even value a low body count. None of it is wrong, bad, or incorrect. Just preferences

Personally I don’t think it’s ever right to outwardly call someone low value. If someone isn’t for you, you can just move along nicely without putting them down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Credit to him, his SPaG is good

Somewhere in the back of my mind I knew there was a little gem that I'd hurried over yesterday.

And this was it .

Part of a whole cluster of gems from you yesterday Fluffy x."

Amiright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct.

Behaviour NOT people"

Exactly

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell


"Lesson One: Her Mind.

If a woman wants to have sex with you she will let you know in some way. If you pursue or pressure her she may concede just because of your persistence. But she won't be into it, you won't have good sex.

Yes, women do this. They have sex just because. Sometimes they settle. Sometimes they don't want the sex but instead a cuddle or some affection, and they do the sex bit because that's what they feel they need to do to get what they want. It's unlikely you're going to have good sex.

A woman needs to want sex, with you, for you to have good sex. If you haven't had a woman truly want you, then you haven't had good sex. This is the first lesson. She needs to be into you for you to have good sex.

Lesson Two: Her Mind.

You're both into it but she's distracted. Maybe she can't relax. Maybe she's feeling a bit insecure, or a bit of performance anxiety (yes, women get it too). Maybe she doesn't cum easily, maybe she doesn't get very wet, maybe she thinks she's fat, or thin, or whatever. Maybe she's in her own head.

You should be prepared not to have sex. You should be prepared to cuddle her, maybe even be prepared for her to leave. Trust me, giving into your horny feelings and adding to her worry will make things worse. There's a chance she will have sex with you if you try, but it won't be good.

Lesson Three: Her Mind.

She has to feel comfortable enough with you to give you her most private emotions. Unless she uses sex toys, she's not going to cum if she feels uncomfortable. Help her by being gentle. Women's bodies are very sensitive. Yes, you might get a bit rougher later on, but you're not having sex with her body. You're having sex with her mind. Too much too soon and she may switch off.

Use her body as a measure of what you are doing. Listen to her breath. When does she hold her breath, when does she breathe faster? Look at her chest. Is it flushed red with blood? How is she moving her hips or her legs, what is she doing with her hands?

If you want to have good sex you must be attentive to her body. She will tell you everything you need to know without saying a word.

Lesson Four: Her Mind.

She's had sex before and has a preconceived idea of what sex is. She's probably expecting a few kisses, some nipple play, a bit of oral (gentle repetition of tongue flicks and strokes please, not jamming it in there like a pig in a trough!), and then you're going to have sex with her until you cum. But what if she doesn't get that? What if you're different.

What if you don't try to make her cum but instead enjoy her? What if you give her oral until she cums and then cuddle her, instead of having sex and your orgasm being the final event? What if she doesn't know what to expect? How exciting is that?!

Lesson Five: Your Dick.

From this moment on, your dick is a sex toy. You're going to cum at some point, but until that happens, your goal is not to cum. Here's a few ideas:-

Have sex with her but don't cum. Instead, when you sense she might cum, pull out and finish her with your tongue.

Make her cum with your tongue and just as she does, have sex with her. You need to be quick because there's only a few seconds before the orgasm stops and her body thinks she's done. Don't go at her hard though, she's very sensitive at this point. But, her nerve endings will be firing off so she'll feel everything you're doing.

If you're playing with her and you find yourself trying to make her cum, but it's not working, stop. Women aren't light switches. You can't just turn on an orgasm. If she thinks you're trying and she feels like she can't, she's won't. Do a sex reset to make her feel comfortable again. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, something to make her realise you're okay that it didn't happen. After a reset you might start again and and it might happen.

Lesson Six: Her Mind.

You've had sex. Your brain has cleared itself of all of those horny feelings. You had a great time. You've told her it was great, you even sent her a heart emoji. Until next time.

Her mind isn't doing the same thing as yours. Her mind might still be in the moment. If you follow your mind you're going to watch TV or make a sandwich. You may, not on purpose, make her feel rejected or even used.

Remember: a woman can cum and still keep that horny feeling. She's still into it when she's in the shower. They aren't like us. We're done the very second we cum. All the sexy has gone.

If you want good sex next time, remember the difference in the minutes, hours, and days afterward.

Well done OP you seem to show more respect, thoughtfulness and care towards womens feelings. Low value women foolishly will mock you alongside the low value men and then post about the lack of aftercare how ironic.

Low value everyone’s got value you silly billy don’t let your inner incel out too much!

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct.

Unless I’m mistaken, I believe a major factor in someone’s “value” according to the person who spouts all this crap is the amount of people they have slept with.

I find it bizarre beyond comprehension that someone on a swingers site subscribes to that belief.

Your mistaken, the idea of a person having value has been around long before the internet

That’s why phrases like “what do you value in a partner” exist

Value can mean anything to anyone. You might value honesty and respect, other might value hardworking and career success, and yes, some might even value a low body count. None of it is wrong, bad, or incorrect. Just preferences

Personally I don’t think it’s ever right to outwardly call someone low value. If someone isn’t for you, you can just move along nicely without putting them down. "

I did say “according to the person who spouts all this crap” meaning very specifically the kind of low value the person I quoted was talking about.

What people value in others and people supposedly being “low value” are not even remotely the same thing. If they were, things like honesty and integrity would make you high value, and not being almost a virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct.

Unless I’m mistaken, I believe a major factor in someone’s “value” according to the person who spouts all this crap is the amount of people they have slept with.

I find it bizarre beyond comprehension that someone on a swingers site subscribes to that belief.

Your mistaken, the idea of a person having value has been around long before the internet

That’s why phrases like “what do you value in a partner” exist

Value can mean anything to anyone. You might value honesty and respect, other might value hardworking and career success, and yes, some might even value a low body count. None of it is wrong, bad, or incorrect. Just preferences

Personally I don’t think it’s ever right to outwardly call someone low value. If someone isn’t for you, you can just move along nicely without putting them down.

I did say “according to the person who spouts all this crap” meaning very specifically the kind of low value the person I quoted was talking about.

What people value in others and people supposedly being “low value” are not even remotely the same thing. If they were, things like honesty and integrity would make you high value, and not being almost a virgin. "

It’s called preferences and everyone’s entitled to their own sadly. Even if you don’t agree with them

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell


"

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct.

Unless I’m mistaken, I believe a major factor in someone’s “value” according to the person who spouts all this crap is the amount of people they have slept with.

I find it bizarre beyond comprehension that someone on a swingers site subscribes to that belief.

Your mistaken, the idea of a person having value has been around long before the internet

That’s why phrases like “what do you value in a partner” exist

Value can mean anything to anyone. You might value honesty and respect, other might value hardworking and career success, and yes, some might even value a low body count. None of it is wrong, bad, or incorrect. Just preferences

Personally I don’t think it’s ever right to outwardly call someone low value. If someone isn’t for you, you can just move along nicely without putting them down.

I did say “according to the person who spouts all this crap” meaning very specifically the kind of low value the person I quoted was talking about.

What people value in others and people supposedly being “low value” are not even remotely the same thing. If they were, things like honesty and integrity would make you high value, and not being almost a virgin.

It’s called preferences and everyone’s entitled to their own sadly. Even if you don’t agree with them "

I’m not taking about preferences. I’m talking about the idea of high and low value people as popularised by Jordan Peterson.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Low value women foolishly will mock you".

Absofuckinglutely I will.

.

I'd also say 'will foolishly mock you' would sound and scan better.

.

But maybe that's a mock too far.

.

A moccasin maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You're stating the obvious everyone has a value there is no disagreement with that. However there is a big difference between low value and high value conduct.

Unless I’m mistaken, I believe a major factor in someone’s “value” according to the person who spouts all this crap is the amount of people they have slept with.

I find it bizarre beyond comprehension that someone on a swingers site subscribes to that belief.

Your mistaken, the idea of a person having value has been around long before the internet

That’s why phrases like “what do you value in a partner” exist

Value can mean anything to anyone. You might value honesty and respect, other might value hardworking and career success, and yes, some might even value a low body count. None of it is wrong, bad, or incorrect. Just preferences

Personally I don’t think it’s ever right to outwardly call someone low value. If someone isn’t for you, you can just move along nicely without putting them down.

I did say “according to the person who spouts all this crap” meaning very specifically the kind of low value the person I quoted was talking about.

What people value in others and people supposedly being “low value” are not even remotely the same thing. If they were, things like honesty and integrity would make you high value, and not being almost a virgin.

It’s called preferences and everyone’s entitled to their own sadly. Even if you don’t agree with them

I’m not taking about preferences. I’m talking about the idea of high and low value people as popularised by Jordan Peterson. "

Like I said above, the idea of people having value has existed way before any of these manosphere guys were even born

And sadly, much like I doubt a guy could change your preferences or what you would find as high value in a partner, I very much doubt anyone else will change theirs

Best not to get too wound up if you feel others values are different to yours. To each their own right

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By *layfulGentMan  over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire


"Has no one mentioned The Fast Show's 'Swiss Tony' as the voice in which to imagine this? "

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

It takes two to tango!

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