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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Still trying to think of the weirdest , but I would have to say the reason would be a combination of being horny and copious ammounts of alcohol"
Ok so youve got that out of the way....dish the goss  |
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"10 dinner candles, an asti spumante bottle, a magners pint glass, a fist and an inflatable dildo.
Not all at the same time though  Did you get the whole bottle in, if not which end?  "
Skinny end.....I ain't got a bucket chuff Ya know   |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"10 dinner candles, an asti spumante bottle, a magners pint glass, a fist and an inflatable dildo.
Not all at the same time though Did you get the whole bottle in, if not which end?
Skinny end.....I ain't got a bucket chuff Ya know "
Well i had to ask didnt i! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
A metal salad server aka a speculem thingy.
They freak me out, even more now they use plastic throw away salad servers.
At least after having a smear etc you knew the metal ones could be used to dish up a salad after being in tje dish washer.
Thats my excuse for being a fat bird and dodging salad as salad servers could have been up someones chuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares  and.......
Lets hear yours first "
She'll never tell, coz it was Big and Bad..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol
Was fun thou, I remember that.. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol
Was fun thou, I remember that.."
Ouch, no splinters i hope!  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"A metal salad server aka a speculem thingy.
They freak me out, even more now they use plastic throw away salad servers.
At least after having a smear etc you knew the metal ones could be used to dish up a salad after being in tje dish washer.
Thats my excuse for being a fat bird and dodging salad as salad servers could have been up someones chuff "
kinky bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol
Was fun thou, I remember that..Ouch, no splinters i hope! "
Lol.. No thankfully! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We played d*unk dares once whilst away on holiday.... Luke can be quite mean at times with his dares and.......
Lets hear yours first
She'll never tell, coz it was Big and Bad..... Oi, he aint weird "
Has he cut his nails since last I saw him...??? |
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"Ok well actually mine is really boring, a fruit pastille ice lolly.... 
My OH says he put an ice cube in me but we never found the evidence........"
Oooohhhhh I love ice up my foof!!!! Had manya fFun night at chams with that |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Was a few years ago and the guy I was seeing had this weird fantasy to make a woman cum with a wooden spoon.. don't ask, I didn't.. lol
Was fun thou, I remember that..Ouch, no splinters i hope!
Lol.. No thankfully! "
Bet that caused a stir....ok il get my coat |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"A metal salad server aka a speculem thingy.
They freak me out, even more now they use plastic throw away salad servers.
At least after having a smear etc you knew the metal ones could be used to dish up a salad after being in tje dish washer.
Thats my excuse for being a fat bird and dodging salad as salad servers could have been up someones chuff kinky bitch "
Im wild I know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok... Here goes! On our dare game,
Vodka bottle, bubble bath bottle, mars bar and a metal pole thingy..... Not all at the same time I hasten to add "
Was it a mr matey bubble bath bottle? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out  oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...
Should have used salad tongues to get it out "
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My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.
Boom a chuff flavoured salad....
Oh hang on I might like that |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...
Should have used salad tongues to get it out
See....
My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.
Boom a chuff flavoured salad....
Oh hang on I might like that "
Great for vegetarians too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...
Should have used salad tongues to get it out
See....
My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.
Boom a chuff flavoured salad....
Oh hang on I might like that Great for vegetarians too "
And the dolphins! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"a strawberry, got sucked in and took half hour to get back out oooooh think i would have panicked a tad at that...
Should have used salad tongues to get it out
See....
My fear of salad servers! Up anyones chuff and then into your salad.
Boom a chuff flavoured salad....
Oh hang on I might like that Great for vegetarians too
And the dolphins! "
I use dolphin friendly tuna  |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Did hear/read a story once of a couple who stopped at a fem friends house and used her double bed and in the heat of passion he grabbed what he could and grabbed a hairbrush off the bedside table . All was okay until said friend came in in the morning and used the brush and put it in her mouth whilest holding her hair up .. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Did hear/read a story once of a couple who stopped at a fem friends house and used her double bed and in the heat of passion he grabbed what he could and grabbed a hairbrush off the bedside table . All was okay until said friend came in in the morning and used the brush and put it in her mouth whilest holding her hair up .."
ouch! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few.. Wine bottles seem a very popular choice"
I'm a publican presumed that would be taken for granted .....lol |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few.. Wine bottles seem a very popular choice
I'm a publican presumed that would be taken for granted .....lol"
If you ever go for a pub meal our way fem give the landlady a wink just in case it's me and I'll make sure you get wine straight out of the case ......lol |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Also a wine bottle, chocolate bar, ice, are just to name a few.. Wine bottles seem a very popular choice
I'm a publican presumed that would be taken for granted .....lol
If you ever go for a pub meal our way fem give the landlady a wink just in case it's me and I'll make sure you get wine straight out of the case ......"
i will take note of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An impulse body spray can, as a teenager, couldn't afford a dildo, and wouldn't have wanted parents finding one.......an impulse spray looks innocent
A"
 yep used one of those too! |
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By * n zCouple
over a year ago
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"An impulse body spray can, as a teenager, couldn't afford a dildo, and wouldn't have wanted parents finding one.......an impulse spray looks innocent
A
yep used one of those too! "
Hehehe..........great minds !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure the makers of deodarants and shampoos must know EXACTLY what they are doing when they design their packaging. Have you seen the POM bottle? That's definitely a pervs design! |
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