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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...   "
Never accounted for the suction of the bottle  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...
Never accounted for the suction of the bottle "
Did your todger turn blue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"where i used to truthordare webcams...my dare was to shag a pepper(yellow one)Hope it wasnt a scotch bonnet  "
lol no..but it did leave me with a seedy foreskin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...
Never accounted for the suction of the bottle Did your todger turn blue?"
I have no idea, I refused to look at it...plus it was in a coloured bottle so wouldn't been able to tell :/ |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...
Never accounted for the suction of the bottle Did your todger turn blue?
I have no idea, I refused to look at it...plus it was in a coloured bottle so wouldn't been able to tell :/ "
well its made me giggle thanks for sharing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many many many moons ago lol
Put vaseline inside a toilet roll and used that.
Well thats novel...you should have applied for a patent"
To young to think of that hehehehehe
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"When mines d*unk he quite often sticks it between my thighs thinking he's in me , sometimes it's easier to say nothing ....lol
Anything for a quiet life eh?"
Was easier to play with myself after he'd finished and gone to sleep ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a teenage, I stuck it into a bottle while it was on slack...was hard to explain at the hospital lol Oh dear...
Never accounted for the suction of the bottle Did your todger turn blue?
I have no idea, I refused to look at it...plus it was in a coloured bottle so wouldn't been able to tell :/ well its made me giggle thanks for sharing "
Glad that an embarrassing moment for me made you giggle lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol "
lol, good way to get one of your 5 a day though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol lol, good way to get one of your 5 a day though"
Remember my Mother wanting to know why the oranges were going down so quick!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ear 
How in thee blue hell did you manage to get it in there?? Been trying it for years!! spose it depends on the breed, do they do miniature cockerels now? "
Damn it, was hoping it was all down to flexability :/ all these years of practice gone to waste  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I once tried to fuck some sense into my ex, but as her head was in cloud cuckoo land I decided not to pursue the matter any further  "
best way, when someone is cuckoo its best to leave well alone |
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By *li87Man
over a year ago
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it was not me but one of lads in our regiment got A Pringles tube filled with socks and then stretched another sock around the inside and used it like a flesh light while in afgan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was about 13 or 14.. experimenting I hollowed out a hole in a large orange, warmed it up a little in the microwave and used it as a wank toy.. lol "
What??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it was not me but one of lads in our regiment got A Pringles tube filled with socks and then stretched another sock around the inside and used it like a flesh light while in afgan."
I don't understand? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm kinda boring just had it in women and a fake pussy I bought on holiday once, but I know a girl who once let a guy fuck her with a chicken leg and then he ate it.x"
Now thats a tad strange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda boring just had it in women and a fake pussy I bought on holiday once, but I know a girl who once let a guy fuck her with a chicken leg and then he ate it.x"
Www hope it wasn't one from kfc or maybe was a horse's leg you that meats getting everywhere! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once had a jacuzzi tub where the spouts unscrewed to reveal a much larger pipe. One day I unscrewed one of the jet heads, stuck my cock in and turned the jets on... Miss that tub.... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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Once had a jacuzzi tub where the spouts unscrewed to reveal a much larger pipe. One day I unscrewed one of the jet heads, stuck my cock in and turned the jets on... Miss that tub...."
werent you scared it would get stuck? Was your jacuzzi blowing cum bubbles afterwards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have seen a video (on a rather "specialist" site, where a woman has a Fleshlight inserted into her rather capacious nethers, and her husband fucks that. Each to their own I suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once had a jacuzzi tub where the spouts unscrewed to reveal a much larger pipe. One day I unscrewed one of the jet heads, stuck my cock in and turned the jets on... Miss that tub....werent you scared it would get stuck? Was your jacuzzi blowing cum bubbles afterwards? "
The diameter of the pipe was much wider than my dick. I want really worried. As for the cum bubbles... While the flowing water and bubbles felt incredible, I was in a rather uncomfortable position due to the position of the pipe and I didn't do it very long so I didn't cum in the pipe. |
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