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over a year ago
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"*unfurls scroll*
Ahem...
Tell us!"
- Mo money.
- Less problems.
- A big tiddy Goth girl for my wife.
- A big tiddy Goth girl for me (can be the same person, I'm not that particular  ).
- Somewhere quiet to live but also really close to civilisation.
- A full English breakfast.
- Three weeks all inclusive holiday in the Maldives, flying first class of course.
- A chocolate hobnob.
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"*unfurls scroll*
Ahem...
Tell us!
- Mo money.
- Less problems.
- A big tiddy Goth girl for my wife.
- A big tiddy Goth girl for me (can be the same person, I'm not that particular ).
- Somewhere quiet to live but also really close to civilisation.
- A full English breakfast.
- Three weeks all inclusive holiday in the Maldives, flying first class of course.
- A chocolate hobnob.
Please and thanks "
*waves*
I can definitely do the Chocolate HobNob |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Some peace!
I’ve had a terrible nights sleep and have had nightmares about Mummies and all sorts (thanks to watching too many Lost Treasures of Egypt episodes before bed).
Friday is my lay in day before back to work Monday.
And the inconsiderate asshats who live just behind are putting together the entirety of what looks like an Ikea store in their back garden, using drills, saws etc. And the cherry on top of this inconsiderateness, is they seem to be playing Fairground Attractions “Perfect” on a loud radio.
All before 10:30am!!!
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
Some time to self, my mother has ruined my time off work by visiting me almost every bastard day I typically don’t take a full week off all year and have two weeks of at Christmas and all I wanted was some time alone but apparently not allowed thst ffs haha |
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"I want:
Monday to be further away.
Sunshine.
A puppy.
Younger knees.
Pyjamas to be acceptable daywear.
I could go on but don't want to appear princessy 
Cherry x  "
Keep going Princess. I like this list |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Some time to self, my mother has ruined my time off work by visiting me almost every bastard day I typically don’t take a full week off all year and have two weeks of at Christmas and all I wanted was some time alone but apparently not allowed thst ffs haha "
Awww she’s just checking on her boy 
You know if you tell her you have plans it’ll be the third degree, so just bask in her love.
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"*unfurls scroll*
Ahem...
Tell us!
- Mo money.
- Less problems.
- A big tiddy Goth girl for my wife.
- A big tiddy Goth girl for me (can be the same person, I'm not that particular ).
- Somewhere quiet to live but also really close to civilisation.
- A full English breakfast.
- Three weeks all inclusive holiday in the Maldives, flying first class of course.
- A chocolate hobnob.
Please and thanks "
These don’t sound unattainable hope you get them. |
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"… a biscuit.
What do YOU want?
A kiss. Please
I will kiss you anywhere you like
The mouth please… to start with 
We can stay there for as long as you like. I loooooove kissing women "
Me too. Apparently we want a room |
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"Some peace!
I’ve had a terrible nights sleep and have had nightmares about Mummies and all sorts (thanks to watching too many Lost Treasures of Egypt episodes before bed).
Friday is my lay in day before back to work Monday.
And the inconsiderate asshats who live just behind are putting together the entirety of what looks like an Ikea store in their back garden, using drills, saws etc. And the cherry on top of this inconsiderateness, is they seem to be playing Fairground Attractions “Perfect” on a loud radio.
All before 10:30am!!!
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Neighbours are Satan’s little helpers. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"… a biscuit.
What do YOU want?
A kiss. Please
I will kiss you anywhere you like
The mouth please… to start with
We can stay there for as long as you like. I loooooove kissing women
Me too. Apparently we want a room "
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"Some time to self, my mother has ruined my time off work by visiting me almost every bastard day I typically don’t take a full week off all year and have two weeks of at Christmas and all I wanted was some time alone but apparently not allowed thst ffs haha "
Does she at least do the washing for you? |
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"I want:
Monday to be further away.
Sunshine.
A puppy.
Younger knees.
Pyjamas to be acceptable daywear.
I could go on but don't want to appear princessy
Cherry x "
PJ’s are acceptable daywear. They have been since 2020
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
"Some time to self, my mother has ruined my time off work by visiting me almost every bastard day I typically don’t take a full week off all year and have two weeks of at Christmas and all I wanted was some time alone but apparently not allowed thst ffs haha
Does she at least do the washing for you? "
Haha no even if she offered I wouldn’t let her |
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"… a biscuit.
What do YOU want?
A kiss. Please
I will kiss you anywhere you like
The mouth please… to start with
What you two actually want, is a room. Apparently.
We do "
Then gorgeous you will have to message me  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I want…. Some pussy fat on my face. Iam so basic … Lol
Pussy fat? Sounds delicious. I'll sign up for that as well, thanks.
You wouldn’t cook with it though…"
I dunno OP, if you can bake sourdough bread using vaginal yeast, you should be able to add a bit of umami to your roasties with pussy fat. |
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"… a biscuit.
What do YOU want?
A kiss. Please
I will kiss you anywhere you like
The mouth please… to start with
What you two actually want, is a room. Apparently.
We do
Then gorgeous you will have to message me "
I sense lesbian sheep syndrome coming on… you could message me too, you know |
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"I want…. Some pussy fat on my face. Iam so basic … Lol
Pussy fat? Sounds delicious. I'll sign up for that as well, thanks.
You wouldn’t cook with it though…
I dunno OP, if you can bake sourdough bread using vaginal yeast, you should be able to add a bit of umami to your roasties with pussy fat."
Who says we can’t be grosser than the boys?
* makes armpit noises*
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"… a biscuit.
What do YOU want?
A kiss. Please
I will kiss you anywhere you like
The mouth please… to start with
What you two actually want, is a room. Apparently.
We do
Then gorgeous you will have to message me
I sense lesbian sheep syndrome coming on… you could message me too, you know "
I can’t. I’ve tried |
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"Something to look forward to
It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it?
Exactly! I need to get booking fun things in - socials, a foreign holiday, sex"
*goes away to book sex* |
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"I want:
Monday to be further away.
Sunshine.
A puppy.
Younger knees.
Pyjamas to be acceptable daywear.
I could go on but don't want to appear princessy
Cherry x "
I want to get Cherry all snuggled up under the duvet with AN Other..... |
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"Something to look forward to
It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it?
Exactly! I need to get booking fun things in - socials, a foreign holiday, sex
*goes away to book sex*"
If only there was a site I could join to make this happen…!! |
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"Something to look forward to
It never feels like there’s anything to look forward to in January does it?
Exactly! I need to get booking fun things in - socials, a foreign holiday, sex
*goes away to book sex*
If only there was a site I could join to make this happen…!!"
If only |
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"Sunnier days
New shoes
A collar around my neck and his cum in my mouth
Not too much to ask - also I’d share a pack of biscuits with you too OP 
Oh forget the sun and shoes. "
Y’all are adorable but I don’t want the biscuits if they’re soggy |
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"… a biscuit.
What do YOU want? "
How much time have got and could stay pose in that profile pic while I tell you
Only holding .I want Mary Poppins to come along snap her fingers and clear my house so I don't have to do it.
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