what can I do-??! !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the seven mins standing naked in bathroom with my bits covered in magic powder?

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"In the seven mins standing naked in bathroom with my bits covered in magic powder?"

put hot oil on your hair and let it soak in....

cut your toe nails.

Put henna conditioner in your hair for a good soak.

brush your teeth on every surface

take a dump whilst reading Viz

Wash the window and the skirting boards

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Conditioner. . Done

yey

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me over? I will assist

)) xx

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Call me over? I will assist

)) xx"

By the time ya get here my bits will be burned to a crisp