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What’s going on in yours? I’ve recently moved but wasn’t expecting anything different from the usual oddness, graphic pictures and pleas from horndogs; but no!
My local update page is currently the epitome of class and restraint. Nothing disgraceful to report!
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* Dave wants to play you at FIFA
* Bob cracked me up with the classic.. DaytimePlaytimeWeekend
* Anon only wants to meet married guys who are definitely cheating to fuck and suck 
Standard fab…
* names changed to protect the not-so-innocent  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
The usual collection of men with their erections thrust at the camera.
Bless - one chap is looking for a dinner date. Probably hoping to bone her afterwards.
There's a buxom bi woman looking for a curvy woman as a playmate.
Steady stream of people viewing my profile.
Pretty standard, really.
And that's the end of this bulletin. Now, the news where you are...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone's going to York hilton and wants a meet, there's lots of cocks sticking out of knickers, 4 people have looked at my profile, and someone's on their way to ripon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone's going to York hilton and wants a meet, there's lots of cocks sticking out of knickers, 4 people have looked at my profile, and someone's on their way to ripon. "
It's at least five, I routinely look at it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sluts throat free for use. De22 3ld
Free this evening, looking for a ginger guy to come and fill me full mmmmmmm
... And to finish off the good old "meet now"
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The woman near me that only accepts 9 inch cocks (surprise surprise complains often she can’t find a meet) has set up a 2nd account where she’s willing to accept normal sized penises
She’s forgotten to use different pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Urgh someone just posted pics and videos of himself playing in a Southern Train toilet. Must admit personally think that’s the least sexy place on the planet!!
Otherwise the usual dick pics, people asking for meets, someone showing of some very frilly new knickers (male), someone showing off a BBC she played with… hope that helps! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.
Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.
Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types. "
I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky |
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"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.
Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.
I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky "
Soz  |
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
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Often see the status updates and then their age filter would stop me from anything further.
It’s frustrating seeing people that o wouldn’t even be able to chat to. But another one of these fab things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.
Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.
I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky "
We are world’s apart with you in Endfield  …
To be fair, both the forum updates weren’t that close. One five miles and the other 2 miles away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.
Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.
I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky
We are world’s apart with you in Endfield …
To be fair, both the forum updates weren’t that close. One five miles and the other 2 miles away. "
maybe I saw her on another list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found two Forum users in my local updates. One wants to be serious and the other is telling people to wank in a bucket.
Otherwise some lovely women have posted nice photos in their new lingerie, and the typical looking to meet today types.
I saw that wank in a bucket status. Very cheeky
We are world’s apart with you in Endfield …
To be fair, both the forum updates weren’t that close. One five miles and the other 2 miles away. maybe I saw her on another list "
It’s so true. I don’t see most of London’s updates it’s so bloody big |
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Someone closing their account - no idea why they are announcing it, its not an airport.
A bloke with tits looking for a meet
Someone quoting chisel chin (sophie ellis bextor) lyrics
Someone begging for someone to renew their site pass
If fab was a council estate…. |
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The usual array of moans and cryptic bullshit no one cares about, blank profiles with "if you know me, say hi" like you're supposed to recognise someone from a silhouette, couple of people actually looking to play, ho hum, same shit, different day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use" "
All of them were on mine too... Strange that 
Miss S x |
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"It's mainly guys looking for 'big hung daddies' to 'fill my slutty arsehole' though there is a guy looking to be fed after a quick fuck.
Choices, choices....
Cherry x "
I only want something simple like lasagna |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"
All of them were on mine too... Strange that
Miss S x"
Stop hacking my account!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"
All of them were on mine too... Strange that
Miss S x
Stop hacking my account! "
You caught me!!! 
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"
All of them were on mine too... Strange that
Miss S x
Stop hacking my account!
You caught me!!!
Miss S x"
Lucky you're easily forgivable  |
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***Local updates***
*All women think they are Barbie in my area
*Fucking and complaining about the same bunch of "hot" guys
*Ignoring 90%+ of the other guys
*Also bitching about other women publicly
(It's an observation, not whining. Should I lie about it? OP asked, so...)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone has recovered from Covid, another is going shopping with their kids (not sure why that needed a Fab status), and apparently a "slut's throat is free for use"
All of them were on mine too... Strange that
Miss S x
Stop hacking my account!
You caught me!!!
Miss S x
Lucky you're easily forgivable "
Phew.. 
Miss S x |
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Someone near me is after an outdoor meet tonight. It’s January, it’s cold, dark and lashing down. I’m not sure little Felix would reach past the onesie, let alone the raincoat.
I’ll take sofa and tv instead thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone in a sexless marriage
Someone looking for pussy
Someone just been verified
Someone looking for a whole to dump his load in (yes thats how it was spelt)
Nothing every exciting on my updates |
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"Someone near me is after an outdoor meet tonight. It’s January, it’s cold, dark and lashing down. I’m not sure little Felix would reach past the onesie, let alone the raincoat.
I’ll take sofa and tv instead thanks."
I'm sure some friendly TVs from here will help you out with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'
Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable. |
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"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'
Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable. "
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Probably it was all hands on deck.
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"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'
Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable.
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Probably it was all hands on deck.
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Dealt with the wrong hand |
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"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'
Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable.
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Probably it was all hands on deck.
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Dealt with the wrong hand "
... or needs a spell checker. Shouldn't it have been 'all hands on dick'? |
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"This made me chuckle (I hope its a typo) 'Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!!'
Not sure if I would or wouldn't like that job, giving would be preferable.
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Probably it was all hands on deck.
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Dealt with the wrong hand
... or needs a spell checker. Shouldn't it have been 'all hands on dick'?"
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No.
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" Fist day back at work and it’s a killer !!! "
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
It’s quiet Friday here nothing unusual. Few couples and women going to some clubs, few horny guys in desperate need for cock. some lovely pics added by ladies and of course number of ugly dick pics.
Common guys, with camera phones in 2024 and lots of instruction how make a good looking dick pic it’s not that hard |
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Unfortunately, as per usual, there's very little happening in that regards around London. You'll find more activity and excitement between two hydrogen atoms.
One impressionable woman is apologising profusely for ignoring winks and messages; another feels that she is misunderstood (most/moist women are these days); a certain urbane lady is off to Dublin for some fun; another one is looking for a white cock (which makes a change from the 'Nubian' ones) and finally one perma-tanned maiden has just been verified by 15 men ('must have been a prison break). |
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"Unfortunately, as per usual, there's very little happening in that regards around London. You'll find more activity and excitement between two hydrogen atoms.
One impressionable woman is apologising profusely for ignoring winks and messages; another feels that she is misunderstood (most/moist women are these days); a certain urbane lady is off to Dublin for some fun; another one is looking for a white cock (which makes a change from the 'Nubian' ones) and finally one perma-tanned maiden has just been verified by 15 men ('must have been a prison break)."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let me check.
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And uploaded pics of her boobs 