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Am I suffering from menopause
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in a temporary one, think mad crazy mood swings and hormonal bitch queen from hell if I don't take my HRT.
As for hot flushes, work of the devil; one of my pupils asked me why I looked like a beetroot! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am all of the above
More so if I haven't been fed chocolate
I will growl for no other reason than because!!! 
I think laine might be right, it's a power surge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am all of the above
More so if I haven't been fed chocolate
I will growl for no other reason than because!!!
I think laine might be right, it's a power surge"
It's not called a butt plug for nothing !! You must have gone for the high voltage variety  |
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"Why are people so negative, I feel it is so empowering
So much I can now achieve, so liberating
Aaahhhhhh"
well the menapause can send you a bit dooley tap so i think we can safely say your suffering from it  |
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"Why are people so negative, I feel it is so empowering
So much I can now achieve, so liberating
Aaahhhhhh"
well the menapause can send you a bit dooley tap so i think we can safely say your suffering from it |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Are you becoming forgetful ..........?
And irrationally emotional?"
With an uncontrollable urge to clench your fist.
If all of the above,place your unclenched hand inside your pants.
I'm suspecting what you feel there in,may require an adjustment in your user name,to mysteriousgirl.
May I be the first to say.
Fancy a fuck.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you becoming forgetful ..........?
And irrationally emotional?
With an uncontrollable urge to clench your fist.
If all of the above,place your unclenched hand inside your pants.
I'm suspecting what you feel there in,may require an adjustment in your user name,to mysteriousgirl.
May I be the first to say.
Fancy a fuck. "
One side effect I hadn't expected  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Are you becoming forgetful ..........?
And irrationally emotional?
With an uncontrollable urge to clench your fist.
If all of the above,place your unclenched hand inside your pants.
I'm suspecting what you feel there in,may require an adjustment in your user name,to mysteriousgirl.
May I be the first to say.
Fancy a fuck.
One side effect I hadn't expected "
stop talking,and start sucking,you hot little tart.
Oooooo that's so good,
Ooooooo again, I must say,you've really taken to this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is that a tampon string hanging out ur bellend?"
No it's a real mouse, we sent it to search for the hamster that went missing earlier
Has anyone got a minifan attachment for a wand? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"This thread is making me confused! "
Your confused,think what it's like for former mysteriousguy,now known as mysteriousgirl.
Where he could once lie about all day,only interrupted by the occasional wank.
Now she has the ironing to do.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is making me confused!
Your confused,think what it's like for former mysteriousguy,now known as mysteriousgirl.
Where he could once lie about all day,only interrupted by the occasional wank.
Now she has the ironing to do.
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.... and tuck in her string. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"This thread is making me confused!
Your confused,think what it's like for former mysteriousguy,now known as mysteriousgirl.
Where he could once lie about all day,only interrupted by the occasional wank.
Now she has the ironing to do.
.... and tuck in her string. "
I'm thinking,mysteriousgirls gonna miss being mysteriousguy.
Although on the upside,she'll have plenty of string tucking volunteers,plus it can never be a bad thing having yer own built in fanny. |
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