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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub  "
If she can still chew her food I don’t wanna fucking know
Fake cougars everywhere
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub "
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that  |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that "
Double and minus 7? I could back that |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that"
I'm still out of range by that metric |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that"
And that's the lower threshold |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that"
29... I'd go younger though  |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that"
75 for OP then  |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
I'm still out of range by that metric "
I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26  |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
I'm still out of range by that metric
I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 "
25/26 yrb olds are hit and miss.... But they can be fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
29... I'd go younger though "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
75 for OP then "
Rules are rules! |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
29... I'd go younger though
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
I'm still out of range by that metric
I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26
25/26 yrb olds are hit and miss.... But they can be fun"
We’re fun. I’m fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
I'm still out of range by that metric
I wish to apply for a recount. The youngest I should go for is...... 26 "
I agree. 26! Recount! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
29... I'd go younger though "
you’re so getting it |
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
You the normal rule of thumb of half your age plus 7? The opposite of that
Double and minus 7? I could back that
29... I'd go younger though you’re so getting it"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.
At least in my books
Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "
Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy |
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.
At least in my books
Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "
I don’t follow rules
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.
At least in my books
Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper)
I don’t follow rules
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Cheers. Sons crying. |
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.
At least in my books
Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "
I’ve come out of hiding now |
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.
At least in my books
Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper)
Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.
At least in my books
Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper)
Gatekeeper is getting into older man territory himself this guy
Who spiked your hateraid kiddo? "
You know you’re my favourite fabber that’s the thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty! 
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?  "
I think it's referred to as 'a handful' |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be? "
My bucket list  |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list "
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..."
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the unwritten rule on cougars, how much older should they be then the cub
Old enough to be your parent at the minimum. Let’s be serious
Or ur grannie ? X"
You know you’d get it |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..."
Someone wanting a bird? |
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"Right, enough of your maths already. A cub is under 30, end off.
At least in my books
Although there are some rare exceptions to the rule (I can still see you, The Gate Keeper) "
If Gatekeeper is a cub, then WTF am I?!
*Mooches off, muttering something about the youth of today* |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird..."
Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads  |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well "
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads "
It’s a hell no… |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads "
I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads
I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry. "
So long as it's not holly  |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads
I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry.
So long as it's not holly "
lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way. |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads
I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry.
So long as it's not holly
lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way. "
You've got a spiky back door?! Ding dong, Madam
Apparently, we women folk should keep our bushes trimmed. Or chop them down. Or not touch them at all. Actually, no-onw knows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because … "
Because if I die, I die |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die "
You would die Joe |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe "
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go. "
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
Are cougars allowed a bush?! Status unclear from other threads
I’m not sure I identify as a cougar but I’ve got a couple of conifers and some lucky heather outside my entry.
So long as it's not holly
lol! There is actually a holly bush round the back but it’s not too much in the way.
You've got a spiky back door?! Ding dong, Madam
Apparently, we women folk should keep our bushes trimmed. Or chop them down. Or not touch them at all. Actually, no-onw knows "
I do whatever I can be bothered to do with my bush. Sometimes I don’t have anything out there and other times I’ve got a veritable topiary display and others it’s a bit bedraggled and unkempt. All part of the joy of dealing with someone who doesn’t mind what her shrubbery looks like as long as it’s not in the way of easy access. |
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me? "
I dont think cougars bang do they? More of a long and a slow curling around the body of the cub with the body of the cougar helping the cub to relax and feel safe and content and appreciated, until the head rubbing starts. Unless of course the cougar carries the cub away by the scruff of its neck. |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat "
That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat
That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks "
If ever |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat
That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks
If ever "
A stiff? |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat
That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks
If ever "
lol too funny.
“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.” |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat
That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks
If ever
lol too funny.
“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”"
Oh bless his little sexy socks |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat
That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks
If ever
lol too funny.
“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”
Oh bless his little sexy socks "
Sounds like it's all planned out! When is it happening? |
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"I’m still hiding.
Dammit. That was awful hiding
I was hiding with you and now you've given the game away Misty!
Let’s go and hide again
Out of interest what would a double cougar be?
My bucket list
A bird in the hand is worth 2 cougars in the bush, no wait, 2 cougars with a bush.... No wait, the 2 cougars are definitely worth more than one bird...
2 cougars and a bird would do me nicely as well
And you think you could cope with more than one cougar because …
Because if I die, I die
You would die Joe
I’ll say it for him. What a way to go.
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat
That coffin lid ain’t closing for weeks
If ever
lol too funny.
“Here lies lil Joey Beans, he was double cougared and found with a bird in his bush. Open coffin essential. He died with a smile on his face.”
Oh bless his little sexy socks
Sounds like it's all planned out! When is it happening? "
Oh don’t worry… you’ll know when |
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?
I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame. "
To die, would be an awfully great adventure |
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?
I dont think cougars bang do they? More of a long and a slow curling around the body of the cub with the body of the cougar helping the cub to relax and feel safe and content and appreciated, until the head rubbing starts. Unless of course the cougar carries the cub away by the scruff of its neck. "
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"So I’m just gonna ask it. Would any of you bang me?
I mean, I could. You wouldn't survive though. That would be a shame.
To die, would be an awfully great adventure
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"in bed probably. old and all that
Agreed 
Can I join you
I dont do sleepovers 
I’ll be gone when you’re done?
But I’m old and tired and I want to go to sleep.
I’ve got a service in the morning. "
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