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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When she told me her worst shit story before sex
Just to be clear, was this a story about a shit or was it a story, but a shit one?"
It was a poo story.  |
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"Lying. But then I forgave them all for lying for a very very long time.
I’m not forgiving like that now.
You lie. You out 
I forgive too easily  "
Me too darling. But I’m determined to turn over a new leaf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know the labels on the tins face forwards, right?
The ones who didn't gave me half the house and most of their pension. 
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I'm joking. Possibly "
I know you’re not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Putting dirty clothes on top of the clean washing pile.
Or nearly as bad putting dirty clothes on the floor beside the linen basket.  "
And I’ve done this before and was also almost made single  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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There was nothing I wouldn't forgive her.
I don't know if I've quite forgiven her for passing so suddenly before her time and leaving me without my soulmate, though. 
There won't be another partner in that sense, so it's irrelevant. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was nothing I wouldn't forgive her.
I don't know if I've quite forgiven her for passing so suddenly before her time and leaving me without my soulmate, though.
There won't be another partner in that sense, so it's irrelevant. "
God.
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"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.
FTFY 
Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.
Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet" "
I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute. |
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"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.
FTFY
Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.
Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"
I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute."
Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th. |
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"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.
FTFY
Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.
Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"
I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.
Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th. "
That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way. |
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"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.
FTFY
Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.
Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"
I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.
Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.
That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way."
You've got a shitload of injuries right now though, plus a player on a ban.
I rate Eddie Howe. |
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"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.
FTFY
Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.
Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"
I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.
Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.
That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way.
You've got a shitload of injuries right now though, plus a player on a ban.
I rate Eddie Howe. "
I back Eddie 100%. I don’t back our medical team. The amount of reoccurring injuries and set backs in unheard of but it should get easier now we’re out of 2 cup competitions and will mostly only be playing one game a week. |
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"Bunching up the socks together before putting them in the washing basket.. gives me the rage "
My husband moans like fuck if I put a load of washing into wash and I load one sock instead of the pair,and when I put them on the airer not putting them together in their pairs  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Putting dirty clothes on top of the clean washing pile.
Or nearly as bad putting dirty clothes on the floor beside the linen basket. "
Walking past the laundry cupboard and dumping clothes on the floor in the parlour. |
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"Saying “it’s only a game” after Newcastle lose again.
FTFY
Oooooooo shit. Geordie, I wouldn’t have that if it was me. Personally.
Give me some credit, it doesn't say "yet"
I can’t even say anything. We’re shite at the minute.
Could be worse, you could have spent a billion on players, just to be 10th.
That’s our future. Once the new sponsors kicks in we’ll assemble the most mediocre team in the league. It’s the Newcastle way.
You've got a shitload of injuries right now though, plus a player on a ban.
I rate Eddie Howe.
I back Eddie 100%. I don’t back our medical team. The amount of reoccurring injuries and set backs in unheard of but it should get easier now we’re out of 2 cup competitions and will mostly only be playing one game a week."
My shower are the same, we've got 11 out on the treatment table. Something isn't right.... |
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