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My ex wife was an Avon lady, was always horny when she came back from doing her round especially on a hot day, give it a try she would of fucked you so maybe yours will too |
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"Yes I know wrong on many levels. But it would be a Mount Everest shag ("why?" "Erm be because it's there")  "
Is she a big lady then? I don't have an avon lady mores the pity but did have a couple of rather tasty Jehovas witnesses that I would have threesomed with round last week.  |
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"Yes I know wrong on many levels. But it would be a Mount Everest shag ("why?" "Erm be because it's there") "
Does depend on your Avon lady really. had one call at our door 20+ years ago who I would happily have invited in and 'shown her my etchings'.., but the ex wouldn't have been to happy...
But, the one the ex bought her Avon from years later, well..... Two bottles of Scotch and two triple thickness carrier bags over her head wouldn't have convinced me it was a 'deed worth doing'...  |
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"Yes I know wrong on many levels. But it would be a Mount Everest shag ("why?" "Erm be because it's there")
Is she a big lady then? I don't have an avon lady mores the pity but did have a couple of rather tasty Jehovas witnesses that I would have threesomed with round last week. "
Hope The Mormons are coming round soon then. They're into moresomes in a big way anyway..  all that Polygamy and all that...  |
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"Yes I know wrong on many levels. But it would be a Mount Everest shag ("why?" "Erm be because it's there")
Is she a big lady then? I don't have an avon lady mores the pity but did have a couple of rather tasty Jehovas witnesses that I would have threesomed with round last week.
Hope The Mormons are coming round soon then. They're into moresomes in a big way anyway.. all that Polygamy and all that... "
I've only seen one Mormon and he was a real angry fucker. I suspect all his wives were nagging at him and that must have bee overkill. |
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"Yes I know wrong on many levels. But it would be a Mount Everest shag ("why?" "Erm be because it's there")
Is she a big lady then? I don't have an avon lady mores the pity but did have a couple of rather tasty Jehovas witnesses that I would have threesomed with round last week.
Hope The Mormons are coming round soon then. They're into moresomes in a big way anyway.. all that Polygamy and all that...
I've only seen one Mormon and he was a real angry fucker. I suspect all his wives were nagging at him and that must have bee overkill. "
Marie Osmond is a Mormon and I'd nail her ANY day!!! Well, ... all feckin day if I were honest....  |
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