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By *acavity OP Man
over a year ago
Redditch |
For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.
Account advice = look at me.
Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.
Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.
Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone
Discreet = will tell everyone
Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.
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"For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.
Account advice = look at me.
Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.
Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.
Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone
Discreet = will tell everyone
Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.
Any more?"
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Personality is more important than size
= Big dick, but preferably not a big dick.
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BBC/BBC only = Assuming pigmentation has any effect on cock size
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XY race only = "preference"
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Annoying/Weird/Rude/Wrong Un/Causing drama = Usually a reasonably normal people for a Swinger/Fuck site, who has their opinion, regardless it's popular or not. (Not always going with the crowd)
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Weirdo = Above^ or people with not severe mental issues. (Depression, mild autism...etc.)
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Time waster/Fake =
1. Average/ Ugly guys didn't get a verification ever, because never had a meet.
2. Hot guy (10%) who received 10 offers the same day, but has only 1 cock. Drops at least 5 probably.
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Hot guy = Usually 5'10"+, not fat, not hairy,8"+, generally considered handsome enough.
Personality is the most important = For some yes. Just check out the profiles of people who left verifications sometimes. Many times they don't come across nice at all and smokers (smokers are a no-no for most).
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"For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.
Account advice = look at me.
Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.
Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.
Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone
Discreet = will tell everyone
Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.
Any more?
****
Personality is more important than size
= Big dick, but preferably not a big dick.
*
BBC/BBC only = Assuming pigmentation has any effect on cock size
*
XY race only = "preference"
*
Annoying/Weird/Rude/Wrong Un/Causing drama = Usually a reasonably normal people for a Swinger/Fuck site, who has their opinion, regardless it's popular or not. (Not always going with the crowd)
*
Weirdo = Above^ or people with not severe mental issues. (Depression, mild autism...etc.)
*
Time waster/Fake =
1. Average/ Ugly guys didn't get a verification ever, because never had a meet.
2. Hot guy (10%) who received 10 offers the same day, but has only 1 cock. Drops at least 5 probably.
*
Hot guy = Usually 5'10"+, not fat, not hairy,8"+, generally considered handsome enough.
Personality is the most important = For some yes. Just check out the profiles of people who left verifications sometimes. Many times they don't come across nice at all and smokers (smokers are a no-no for most).
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Roland, you promised no more deep posts today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t want to shag the whole site = I do but everyone already said no.
Site should separate TS and TV = I went to Tesco in a wig last week, I’m better than everybody.
I’m STRAIGHT = it was dark, I was d*unk, I’m trying to erase the memory of Bernard from Truro.
I agree/totally/well said etc = woman said something. Man agrees.
Timewaster = I asked them to meet 4:30 on weds for 20 mins and they declined.
All I get are men and TVs fabbing my pics, how do I stop it? = I’m not emotionally mature enough to be on here but it’s better than wanking to lingerie catalogues on my mum’s box room AKA I like it and I enjoy giving off gay vibes.
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"For the benefit of new forumites, what do certain words and phrases mean, on this website.
Account advice = look at me.
Fab Straight (male) = will shag anyone, but doesn't want to be judged.
Fab Bi (male) = will only sleep with women.
Discrete = thinks that they won't tell anyone
Discreet = will tell everyone
Professional = worries about some one at work recognising them. Actual job doesn't matter.
Any more?
****
Personality is more important than size
= Big dick, but preferably not a big dick.
*
BBC/BBC only = Assuming pigmentation has any effect on cock size
*
XY race only = "preference"
*
Annoying/Weird/Rude/Wrong Un/Causing drama = Usually a reasonably normal people for a Swinger/Fuck site, who has their opinion, regardless it's popular or not. (Not always going with the crowd)
*
Weirdo = Above^ or people with not severe mental issues. (Depression, mild autism...etc.)
*
Time waster/Fake =
1. Average/ Ugly guys didn't get a verification ever, because never had a meet.
2. Hot guy (10%) who received 10 offers the same day, but has only 1 cock. Drops at least 5 probably.
*
Hot guy = Usually 5'10"+, not fat, not hairy,8"+, generally considered handsome enough.
Personality is the most important = For some yes. Just check out the profiles of people who left verifications sometimes. Many times they don't come across nice at all and smokers (smokers are a no-no for most).
Roland, you promised no more deep posts today"
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I posted about 8 inches.
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Not here to shag the whole site - Not appealing enough to shag the whole site.
Weird - blames inability to connect on other people being closed minded rather than simple base compatibility issues.
Discretion guaranteed - Really doesn't want their wife to find out about this. Or you to find out about the wife.
Face pics on request - if sent a face pic the contract is formed and sex is an absolute given regardless of how the other party feels.
I like x, but also y and z - Any hole is a goal  |
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All I get are men and TVs fabbing my pics, how do I stop it? = I’m not emotionally mature enough to be on here but it’s better than wanking to lingerie catalogues on my mum’s box room AKA I like it and I enjoy giving off gay vibes.
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"Don’t want to shag the whole site = I do but everyone already said no.
Site should separate TS and TV = I went to Tesco in a wig last week, I’m better than everybody.
I’m STRAIGHT = it was dark, I was d*unk, I’m trying to erase the memory of Bernard from Truro.
I agree/totally/well said etc = woman said something. Man agrees.
Timewaster = I asked them to meet 4:30 on weds for 20 mins and they declined.
All I get are men and TVs fabbing my pics, how do I stop it? = I’m not emotionally mature enough to be on here but it’s better than wanking to lingerie catalogues on my mum’s box room AKA I like it and I enjoy giving off gay vibes.
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*chef’s kiss*
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"Not here to shag the whole site - Not appealing enough to shag the whole site.
Weird - blames inability to connect on other people being closed minded rather than simple base compatibility issues.
Discretion guaranteed - Really doesn't want their wife to find out about this. Or you to find out about the wife.
Face pics on request - if sent a face pic the contract is formed and sex is an absolute given regardless of how the other party feels.
I like x, but also y and z - Any hole is a goal "
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By *enk15Man
over a year ago
Evesham |
"Don’t want to shag the whole site = I do but everyone already said no.
Site should separate TS and TV = I went to Tesco in a wig last week, I’m better than everybody.
I’m STRAIGHT = it was dark, I was d*unk, I’m trying to erase the memory of Bernard from Truro.
I agree/totally/well said etc = woman said something. Man agrees.
Timewaster = I asked them to meet 4:30 on weds for 20 mins and they declined.
All I get are men and TVs fabbing my pics, how do I stop it? = I’m not emotionally mature enough to be on here but it’s better than wanking to lingerie catalogues on my mum’s box room AKA I like it and I enjoy giving off gay vibes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not my first rodeo = been kicked off more times than a shovel on Buckaroo AKA moved and no longer IP blocked AKA I couldn’t get laid last time and left after 3 weeks of incessant moaning. It I’m back. Again. Like a renegade master or a bad kebab.
Professional = I need an excuse not to identify myself while I wank over people who identify themselves and I last the imagination to come up with something more convincing.
Discrete = so discrete even my internet history doesn’t know I’m on here.
Open minded = just wish all the fags and ladymen would fuck off to fabguys cause that’ll improve my chances with women at the flat earth society meeting
No Timewasters = we can’t both be at the same time surely
Tell me about (sex details) = I will show my left small toe on here but in exchange want to hear graphic details of your sex lives
Glowupdoll isn’t top 5 funny = clearly a lie
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"Not my first rodeo = been kicked off more times than a shovel on Buckaroo AKA moved and no longer IP blocked AKA I couldn’t get laid last time and left after 3 weeks of incessant moaning. It I’m back. Again. Like a renegade master or a bad kebab.
Professional = I need an excuse not to identify myself while I wank over people who identify themselves and I last the imagination to come up with something more convincing.
Discrete = so discrete even my internet history doesn’t know I’m on here.
Open minded = just wish all the fags and ladymen would fuck off to fabguys cause that’ll improve my chances with women at the flat earth society meeting
No Timewasters = we can’t both be at the same time surely
Tell me about (sex details) = I will show my left small toe on here but in exchange want to hear graphic details of your sex lives
Glowupdoll isn’t top 5 funny = clearly a lie
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