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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands

I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’re 36 (allegedly). You’ve got a good 5 years before you start to fall off. The grumpiness comes on gradually I hear.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"You’re 36 (allegedly). You’ve got a good 5 years before you start to fall off. The grumpiness comes on gradually I hear. "

I do dribble in my briefs from time to time. Is this the transitioning phase?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’re 36 (allegedly). You’ve got a good 5 years before you start to fall off. The grumpiness comes on gradually I hear.

I do dribble in my briefs from time to time. Is this the transitioning phase?"

No . You’ll know your transitioning when you start to get frustrated with yourself and everyone else because you dribble in them.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fuck me. Really? Yeah, it's a downhill decent into smeared keks and sandals.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Well from your pics you’re already posing in your socks so you’ve stopped giving a shit which is the start…

K

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Well from your pics you’re already posing in your socks so you’ve stopped giving a shit which is the start…

K"

My feet are always cold these days. Bad circulation

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Fuck me. Really? Yeah, it's a downhill decent into smeared keks and sandals. "

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I'm not a man. Just need to make that clear, mostly for my own benefit

*Some* men are born that way. They just stop smelling if piss for about thirty years and smell of Paco Rabanne One Million or Lynx Africa instead.

I'm still not a man

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm not a man. Just need to make that clear, mostly for my own benefit

*Some* men are born that way. They just stop smelling if piss for about thirty years and smell of Paco Rabanne One Million or Lynx Africa instead.

I'm still not a man "

Always been more of a Chanel man myself.

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Well from your pics you’re already posing in your socks so you’ve stopped giving a shit which is the start…

K

My feet are always cold these days. Bad circulation "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not a man. Just need to make that clear, mostly for my own benefit

*Some* men are born that way. They just stop smelling if piss for about thirty years and smell of Paco Rabanne One Million or Lynx Africa instead.

I'm still not a man "

The one million

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?"

It’s quick and abrupt, now im over 40 I shat my kegs almost daily, you don’t even know it’s coming, you let a fart out and bang, brown leg.

The mr

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?

It’s quick and abrupt, now im over 40 I shat my kegs almost daily, you don’t even know it’s coming, you let a fart out and bang, brown leg.

The mr "

Never chance a fart. Sound advice

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I'm not a man. Just need to make that clear, mostly for my own benefit

*Some* men are born that way. They just stop smelling if piss for about thirty years and smell of Paco Rabanne One Million or Lynx Africa instead.

I'm still not a man

Always been more of a Chanel man myself. "

You've been taking notes

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I'm not a man. Just need to make that clear, mostly for my own benefit

*Some* men are born that way. They just stop smelling if piss for about thirty years and smell of Paco Rabanne One Million or Lynx Africa instead.

I'm still not a man

The one million "

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By *xfordjohnMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?"

As I don't believe I'm any of those things, I wouldn't worry about it. If it happens, it happens. Otehrwise just be cheerful and enjoy life while you can; that's my motto.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?14 years so make hay while the sun shines "

This is quite refreshing to hear

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

When you’re younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age — 24, 25 — your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without any warning at all, you’re suddenly a fat bastard.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm on the edge of it!

Things are happening. The grumpiness is not age related though.

The bad back and knees are!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?"

I am NOT jaded! When I was younger we simply had more respect. In fact, I'm no longer going to read your replies and I'm going to report this post, so nerr. Just after I visit the men's to freshen up.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

What is the sweet spot between too young and too old?

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the sweet spot between too young and too old?

J"

26

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the sweet spot between too young and too old?

J

26"

I mean 42?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are 36? I imagined older…. Your photos are in black and white.

You just need to get fucked over by a few people , and you become more cynical. Top tip.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What is the sweet spot between too young and too old?

J

26

I mean 42?"

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By *ags73Man  over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"What is the sweet spot between too young and too old?

J"

51.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"What is the sweet spot between too young and too old?

J"

48

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By *rbane PlayerMan  over a year ago

London

I think you have to go with the grain of what you can physically do at any age, but if you wish, to be the best you can whether by walking, yoga, etc

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By *acavityMan  over a year ago

Redditch


"When you’re younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age — 24, 25 — your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without any warning at all, you’re suddenly a fat bastard."

21 for me, but I had broken my leg. But continued eating and drinking as if I was as active as I was before.

Are you quoting Red Dwarf or Carter USM (sampling Red Dwarf)? Both excellent.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Once you hit your 50s your body naturally excretes the aroma of camphor and crushed digestive biscuits. Fact.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Once you hit your 50s your body naturally excretes the aroma of camphor and crushed digestive biscuits. Fact."

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Are you quoting Red Dwarf or Carter USM (sampling Red Dwarf)? Both excellent."

Both, obviously. But always go back to the source.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

I was a grumpy git from birth. Perhaps I'm doing things in reverse and will get happier and happier until I die, singing in my rocking chair.

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By *umagain58Man  over a year ago

London

Where on earth did you get that from? Older are no different to any other age groups. Lots of nice ones out there. Some not. It’s no different to younger. Check my verifies on what others say on older guy

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

I have been proudly pissing and shitting myself since my late 20’s which has contributed to early onset grumpiness… but smelling like a walking latrine Im still more if a catch than 80% of the daydreaming never wills on here….ladiiieeeees!!

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I wanna know this too. It’s essential for retirement planning, I reckon I’ve got max 5yrs left on here before it stops working

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"Where on earth did you get that from? Older are no different to any other age groups. Lots of nice ones out there. Some not. It’s no different to younger. Check my verifies on what others say on older guy"

Sisters!!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen

You also start making 'old man noises' and say weird phrases too. You fix something, you will stand back and go "yep, that'll do it", and "she ain't going anywhere"

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"can someone help me across the road please?"

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"You also start making 'old man noises' and say weird phrases too. You fix something, you will stand back and go "yep, that'll do it", and "she ain't going anywhere"

"

They don't make em' like they used to!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I seem to have misplaced my keys/phone"

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Check the shitter. It's there. Again.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"You also start making 'old man noises' and say weird phrases too. You fix something, you will stand back and go "yep, that'll do it", and "she ain't going anywhere"

They don't make em' like they used to!"

It was a door lock repair, but I remember a time when I could leave my house open...

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By *illy Idol OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlands


"You also start making 'old man noises' and say weird phrases too. You fix something, you will stand back and go "yep, that'll do it", and "she ain't going anywhere"

They don't make em' like they used to!

It was a door lock repair, but I remember a time when I could leave my house open..."

And kids played on the streets

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"You also start making 'old man noises' and say weird phrases too. You fix something, you will stand back and go "yep, that'll do it", and "she ain't going anywhere"

They don't make em' like they used to!

It was a door lock repair, but I remember a time when I could leave my house open...

And kids played on the streets"

Amongst the white dog shit (Exretia Chalkium Poodleria)

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?"

***

Er...What's your experience?

(36 = 40+ / "Big dick" = 7.1")

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By *umagain58Man  over a year ago

London


"I wanna know this too. It’s essential for retirement planning, I reckon I’ve got max 5yrs left on here before it stops working "

Still having plenty of fun here and intending to have more

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By *hrimper36Couple  over a year ago

Central France dept 36


"I've seen a few times on here now that older men are more immature, more bitter, more jaded and they stink of piss.

Is the transition slow or do you just wake up one day and you've changed? How long have I got left?"

Going by your threads and post Willy boy I’d say you’re already there but the piss smell will hit you later in life.

T

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh Mr fucking wonderful speaks!

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Enjoy your teeth whilst you can. One day you’ll sneeze and they’ll end up looking back at you from your chest.

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