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It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?  |
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"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race 
That's my favourite location!"
I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides* |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race
That's my favourite location!
I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*"
A deep, dark, cold cavern? |
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"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race
That's my favourite location!
I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*
A deep, dark, cold cavern? "
It would soon get warm  |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "
Google it |
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"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race
That's my favourite location!
I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*
A deep, dark, cold cavern? "
That some men may not come out of alive  |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "
Where else are the crabs going to live? |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "
Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.
Update to follow. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Warmth to prevent shrinkage so we can do the deed in a cold cave to expand the human race
That's my favourite location!
I was talking about the women... *Runs and hides*
A deep, dark, cold cavern?
That some men may not come out of alive "
You know me so well |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?
Google it"
Don't be silly. I wanted outlandish, funny answers. Facts can wait  |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?
Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.
Update to follow."
With a camera crew? |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?
Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.
Update to follow.
With a camera crew? "
Might have….
He said he’s tired of bbc1 and is hitting Valentine’s Day hard on channel 5 with some smut.
Smut. |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?
Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.
Update to follow.
With a camera crew?
Might have….
He said he’s tired of bbc1 and is hitting Valentine’s Day hard on channel 5 with some smut.
Smut."
Man's gotta eat I suppose. Could have been worse, could have been DMAX  |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?
Spooky - he’s round here examining my pubes.
Update to follow.
With a camera crew?
Might have….
He said he’s tired of bbc1 and is hitting Valentine’s Day hard on channel 5 with some smut.
Smut.
Man's gotta eat I suppose. Could have been worse, could have been DMAX "
More spookiness - that’s what David’s channel 5 handle is D-Max. He signs in with some hardcore rap about his switch from the natural world to depraved filth. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "
Using your logic, what purpose does the appendix serve then? (Other than to make people unwell when it bursts) |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him?
Using your logic, what purpose does the appendix serve then? (Other than to make people unwell when it bursts)"
When we had two stomachs. Guess in a thousand years, it'll probably dissappear  |
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"It must have a reason to be there. Through eons of development, we haven't lost it, so it serves a purpose. But what is it? Hygiene? Prevention of disease? A show of virility? Where's Dave Attenborough when you need him? "
It is there to stop sweat.Our bodies are covered in hair to stop us sweating. |
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It is believed by primatologists that while the great apes were covered in hair as a means of keeping warm, the hair around the groin grew thicker as a way of disguising where the genitalia were. This would mean that if a male was attacked it reduced the chances of injury which could lead to being unable to procreate, or lead to the animals death due to blood loss from an injury in an area with a large collection of veins, arteries and capillaries.
That all sounds good but I just made that up. |
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"It is believed by primatologists that while the great apes were covered in hair as a means of keeping warm, the hair around the groin grew thicker as a way of disguising where the genitalia were. This would mean that if a male was attacked it reduced the chances of injury which could lead to being unable to procreate, or lead to the animals death due to blood loss from an injury in an area with a large collection of veins, arteries and capillaries.
That all sounds good but I just made that up. "
Hey.....I'm updating Wikipedia as I read |
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