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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.
Bless.
I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.
Bless.
I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... "
I thought I'd leave the pic there for you you timewaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.
Bless.
I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... "
Stalk him in the forums ? ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.
Bless.
I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation...
I thought I'd leave the pic there for you you timewaster"
That was sweet of you. Next time could you flush the loo before taking the photo? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I got one about 2 minutes past midnight, but I ignored the message because I was doing something else... this morning it turns out I'm a fake and a time waster and blocked. Yet he didn't remove his willy from the message.
Bless.
I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation...
Stalk him in the forums ? "
It's only stalking if you get caught.
Wait... erm... oops ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation... "
Posh, you know you only ever have to ask. The way you always say please is hard to resist. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm currently trying to figure out how to say "send me another picture of your pretty penis please" into a perfectly innocent conversation...
Posh, you know you only ever have to ask. The way you always say please is hard to resist."
You're always so delightfully accommodating of my requests (or begging... let's be honest here). |
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"Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour? "
Auld Elsie at number 308 offered to take it but I just kept hold of it myself instead. (If you’d like to arrange a redelivery just send a wee message.) |
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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Dammit! Does that mean you've handed it to a neighbour?
Auld Elsie at number 308 offered to take it but I just kept hold of it myself instead. (If you’d like to arrange a redelivery just send a wee message.)"
Good shout not leaving it with her as I would never get it back. Even if I did, she would have been all over it like a rat up a drain pipe. I will message you about my safe place....for the avoidance of doubt that's what I refer to my ...... as. |
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