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Basically as the title says!
So I'm currently reading Lady Venom takes a Mistress, it's a gothic lesbian romance and it's great, I've just reached a chapter where she has had her favourite snake made into a soft object that's she's realised makes a great dildo.
Anyway after a quick Google it seems snake, tentacles and a vast array of animal shaped dildos are available I'm just curious who actually owns any.
It's not my thing saying that I've not tried it so who knows, but it has me curious this whole other world of dildos exists that I know nothing about!
Mrs
PS it's a good read  |
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"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones 
I was waiting for you to pop along, what other shapes do you have, sorry for asking just genuinely curious
Mrs "
I mostly go for straight tentacles, there's a lot of variety in tentacle designs already. But I've got some of the just weird monster ones from Phreak Club and a 'Minotaur' based one with a weird ridged head.
I'm not cracking them all out right now, but I can send you photos of the ones I have handy if you like |
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"I’m ordering that book right now!!!!
Honestly it's amazing, I've been reading it slow because I don't want it to end!
Mrs "
I want to order it from the library just for added fun when I check it out |
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"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones
I was waiting for you to pop along, what other shapes do you have, sorry for asking just genuinely curious
Mrs
I mostly go for straight tentacles, there's a lot of variety in tentacle designs already. But I've got some of the just weird monster ones from Phreak Club and a 'Minotaur' based one with a weird ridged head.
I'm not cracking them all out right now, but I can send you photos of the ones I have handy if you like "
Oww yes that would be amazing curiosity has definitely got the better of me with this subject.
I'm loving this book, highly recommend it.
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"I’m ordering that book right now!!!!
Honestly it's amazing, I've been reading it slow because I don't want it to end!
Mrs
I want to order it from the library just for added fun when I check it out "
I like your style!
Mrs |
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"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?
J
Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with
Mrs "
Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it 
J |
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"Um, I have a lot of tentacle and oddly shaped ones
I immediately thought of you… I don’t know why. 
Is it the 16 inch glow in the dark tentacle in my current profile pic perhaps? "
Well that’s got to hit the spot ?? |
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"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?
J
Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with
Mrs
Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it
J"
Yey let me know what you think! |
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"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting  I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.
J"
I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.
There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.
Mrs |
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"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?
J
Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with
Mrs
Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it
J"
I've heard it's off the scale |
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My good friend said the other day that she was watching a nature program in which a pair of rhinos were mating and the site of the male’s huge penis turned her on, which freaked her out a bit.
I thought…. We may be on to something and so I showed and suggested she explore the horse, dragon, reptile or unicorn dildo… the answer was “No!” |
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"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.
J
I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.
There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.
Mrs "
I'll add those to the list I've just ordered Taking Her Prize which is set on the high seas with lesbian pirates. Sounds awesome right?
J |
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"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.
J
I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.
There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.
Mrs
I'll add those to the list I've just ordered Taking Her Prize which is set on the high seas with lesbian pirates. Sounds awesome right?
J"
Meh, one measly chapter long. Do not recommend  |
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"I enjoyed it a lot! I think the forked tongue sounds interesting I was just sad it was over so quickly. I need to find something similar but longer, ahem.
J
I've not read it yet but bitterthorn K.Dunn is another gothic Sapphic Romance on my list.
There is also a lesbians guide to women, not gothic, a little predictable but hilarious I actually laughed out loud at this one.
Mrs
I'll add those to the list I've just ordered Taking Her Prize which is set on the high seas with lesbian pirates. Sounds awesome right?
J
Meh, one measly chapter long. Do not recommend "
Oh no, I've quite a few reccomendations let me go screenshot my kindle
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"I love the sound of that book! Is it a kindle book?
J
Yes it is, I'll pop you a pm with the cover read it please, I need someone to discuss this book with
Mrs
Ordered! Now I need to get home so I can read it
J
I've heard it's off the scale"
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"I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match... 
That sounds like something you'd use for a case of bad stool compaction "
Nah, the 20 inch silicon colon enema nose is for that job.
The 30 colon snake is just for fun!! |
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"I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match...
That sounds like something you'd use for a case of bad stool compaction
Nah, the 20 inch silicon colon enema nose is for that job.
The 30 colon snake is just for fun!! "
So the 20 inch is more of a semi-colon? . |
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"I have a 30 inch colon snake, with snake head and scales to match...
That sounds like something you'd use for a case of bad stool compaction
Nah, the 20 inch silicon colon enema nose is for that job.
The 30 colon snake is just for fun!! "
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