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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blowjob
06:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of Sun
07:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
08:15 Logan- Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
09:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
14:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
16:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
17:00 G4 back to Leeds/Bradford airport., massage & hand job enroute by naked Jenni McCarthy
18:45 Shit, shower and shave
19:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns; Cherie and Tony Blair farm animal video released and authenticated.
19:30 Quality Curry with six mates in Elland Road Executive box. , Leeds thrash Man U 8-0 . Harpal Singh debuts and scored hat-trick. Beckham sent off in first minute for flicking fringe too often. Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz.
21:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
21:30 Sex with three women
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
23:45 Bed (alone)
23:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
23:55 Sleep
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"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.
Then realised it was a dream
come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0 
Naaa should be Barnsley nobbleing Manure 8 - 0
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Dream on hun, dream on |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.
Then realised it was a dream
come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0
Naaa should be Barnsley nobbleing Manure 8 - 0
Dream on hun, dream on"
Well it happens! Barnsley did beat Liverpool and Chelsea in succession only 18 months ago and they both have more flair than manure lol |
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"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.
Then realised it was a dream
come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0 "
It took Leeds two games and extra time to get past lowly Kettering ffs.... and who was that other huge team that Leeds failed miserably to beat?.... Ah yeah, I remember now, the mighty HISTON hehehehehe
8-0.... dream on pal. |
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"Thouhgt this was an average day for you.
Then realised it was a dream
come on only way Leeds United would beat Man Utd 8 - 0
It took Leeds two games and extra time to get past lowly Kettering ffs.... and who was that other huge team that Leeds failed miserably to beat?.... Ah yeah, I remember now, the mighty HISTON hehehehehe
8-0.... dream on pal."
I wont mention Hereford....
Fingers crossed for Leeds, we're marching on together.. |
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