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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 Nap
16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:30 Make love
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 Nap
16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:30 Make love
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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can we replace 22.30 with a hard fuck instead???? lol  |
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"08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 Nap
16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:30 Make love
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
can we replace 22.30 with a hard fuck instead???? lol "
Personally would want not to be asleep by 23.15 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be interested to see how a woman would have itemised her perfect day. Over to you ladies, I'd wage it is very different from how a man perceives what a woman's perfect day would be.
...I bet my life that there would a shotgun involved in it somewhere, possibly in conjunction with an ex or a mother-in-law... or maybe a blunt pair of rusty secateurs and a cheating hubby. hehehe  |
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"I'd be interested to see how a woman would have itemised her perfect day. Over to you ladies, I'd wage it is very different from how a man perceives what a woman's perfect day would be.
...I bet my life that there would a shotgun involved in it somewhere, possibly in conjunction with an ex or a mother-in-law... or maybe a blunt pair of rusty secateurs and a cheating hubby. hehehe "
tut...so cynical on such a beautiful day too...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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7.30 am wake up thinking surely it not that time already...
7.31 realise it is rub eyes cause not got balls to scratch
7.45 make dogs breakfast and own burn own save dogs
8.00 look in mirror and recoil from the sight wonderin when you turned into your mother
8.15 go for shower examine parts that seem to be saggin wonder about cosmetic surgery
8.30 get out shower dry body and hair slap on miracle potions and try n look human
8.45 hunt house for missin handbag/shoes/children etc
8.55 rush out door cursin everyone in a ten mile radius
9.00 deposit small people at school while laughin about writin the bad mothers hand book glower at the yummy mummys scummy mummys rule
9.15 head into town for christmas shoppin and repeatin mantras to keep the will to live goin
9.30 ponder if buyin ex mother in law a headstone would make her die quicker
10.00 costa fortune coffee for caffine fix
10.45 see childs father with new partner and realise you should have got glasses years ago.
12.00 come home hide purchases
12.30 attempt housework
12.35 give in no point in fightin losin battle
1.30 burn lunch
2.00 take dog a walk/drag it with lead
3.05 await children comin home with feelin of dread as its report card day
5.00 burn dinner
7.00 clear up dishes shout at children for homework etc
9.00 collapse into bed knackered realising you need to do it all again tomorrow and go to work
there you go a day in the life of nwty!!! |
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