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Can you make fun of your own extra padding?
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I can make fun of myself (so you don't need to):
(Belly,chest, love handle and arse references mostly)
*Chunky
*Have heavy bones
*Coming with an airbag
*Michelin Man
*Padded six packs
*Padded seat
*Bumper
*AAA 
*Pregnant bodybuilder (Used to be)
*Junior (Movie reference, but I'm more like Danny Devito probably)
*Tom-Tom (Drum)
*Bruv handle
*Passion pillow
*Mass (instead of ass/arse)
*Pork belly (I'm a man = pig)
*Dark side of the moon (My arse crack)
*Some hot summer days in the kitchen I'm Chafe not Chef
*Chinderella
(That would be my TV name, if...)
...etc.
Many more, but I want to hear yours.
Might steal some good ones, if you don't mind.
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"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape
My fat arse
Need I go.on lol"
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I'm more like a triangle in the middle.
If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree). |
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"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape
My fat arse
Need I go.on lol
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I'm more like a triangle in the middle.
If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree). "
Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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I wouldn't say I can make fun of myself but I am very open and accepting about the fact my body isn't perfect! I'm kind of like a delicious bowl of very wobbly jelly. I like some of your names. |
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"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape
My fat arse
Need I go.on lol
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I'm more like a triangle in the middle.
If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree).
Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol"
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Depends...
Are we talking about my love handles or my cock?
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"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape
My fat arse
Need I go.on lol
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I'm more like a triangle in the middle.
If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree).
Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol
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Depends...
Are we talking about my love handles or my cock?
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If your cock is triangular I'd suggest you have a Toblerone down your pants  |
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"I wouldn't say I can make fun of myself but I am very open and accepting about the fact my body isn't perfect! I'm kind of like a delicious bowl of very wobbly jelly. I like some of your names. "
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Mmmm... 
I like Lemon flavour. |
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"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape
My fat arse
Need I go.on lol
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I'm more like a triangle in the middle.
If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree).
Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol
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Depends...
Are we talking about my love handles or my cock?
If your cock is triangular I'd suggest you have a Toblerone down your pants "
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It's not really triangle shaped.
It looks like a cock, but weirder and smaller. Actually it looks like the D.J. 6", but I rounded up 0.33" on length and girth. Plus I have some extras on mine.
Both in features and look.
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"In the words of Tracy turnblad
Pleasantly plump or chunky
Acre...large surface area
Wumo ...sumo woman
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Acre is good. Can apply to my head and my chest too. My cock is "Over the hills and far away", when I try to look down.
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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No, because my body is perfect like a Goddess. 
Oh, I do say I have big, massive thighs but I turn that around by telling myself that if my legs weren’t big my bum surely would look funny sat upon two thin, modelesque, long legs like I once longed for. That’s neither helpful nor what you asked for in this thread is it? |
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"No, because my body is perfect like a Goddess.
Oh, I do say I have big, massive thighs but I turn that around by telling myself that if my legs weren’t big my bum surely would look funny sat upon two thin, modelesque, long legs like I once longed for. That’s neither helpful nor what you asked for in this thread is it? "
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You do have a perfect body, but it's not important.
I'm more attracted to your mind. |
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