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Can you make fun of your own extra padding?

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich

I can make fun of myself (so you don't need to):

(Belly,chest, love handle and arse references mostly)

*Chunky

*Have heavy bones

*Coming with an airbag

*Michelin Man

*Padded six packs

*Padded seat

*Bumper

*AAA

*Pregnant bodybuilder (Used to be)

*Junior (Movie reference, but I'm more like Danny Devito probably)

*Tom-Tom (Drum)

*Bruv handle

*Passion pillow

*Mass (instead of ass/arse)

*Pork belly (I'm a man = pig)

*Dark side of the moon (My arse crack)

*Some hot summer days in the kitchen I'm Chafe not Chef

*Chinderella

(That would be my TV name, if...)

...etc.

Many more, but I want to hear yours.

Might steal some good ones, if you don't mind.

*Give names to your bits, not others*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My belly is my jelly roll

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape

My fat arse

Need I go.on lol

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"My belly is my jelly roll "

***

That's not bad, but mine is big and hard.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I can take my extra padding off

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"My belly is my jelly roll

***

That's not bad, but mine is big and hard.

"

And what about your belly??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My belly is my jelly roll

***

That's not bad, but mine is big and hard.

And what about your belly?? "

Pahaha

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape

My fat arse

Need I go.on lol"

***

I'm more like a triangle in the middle.

If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree).

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"My belly is my jelly roll

***

That's not bad, but mine is big and hard.

And what about your belly??

Pahaha "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape

My fat arse

Need I go.on lol

***

I'm more like a triangle in the middle.

If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree). "

Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"My belly is my jelly roll

***

That's not bad, but mine is big and hard.

And what about your belly?? "

*

Stocky (short and thick) can be applied to my whole body.

Mostly hard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't say I can make fun of myself but I am very open and accepting about the fact my body isn't perfect! I'm kind of like a delicious bowl of very wobbly jelly. I like some of your names.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape

My fat arse

Need I go.on lol

***

I'm more like a triangle in the middle.

If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree).

Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol"

***

Depends...

Are we talking about my love handles or my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the words of Tracy turnblad

Pleasantly plump or chunky

Acre...large surface area

Wumo ...sumo woman

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape

My fat arse

Need I go.on lol

***

I'm more like a triangle in the middle.

If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree).

Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol

***

Depends...

Are we talking about my love handles or my cock?

"

If your cock is triangular I'd suggest you have a Toblerone down your pants

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"I wouldn't say I can make fun of myself but I am very open and accepting about the fact my body isn't perfect! I'm kind of like a delicious bowl of very wobbly jelly. I like some of your names. "

***

Mmmm...

I like Lemon flavour.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"I frequently poke fun at my size... I'm in shape, round is a shape

My fat arse

Need I go.on lol

***

I'm more like a triangle in the middle.

If I'd be more edgy, then I'd look like a Pine Tree (Christmas Tree).

Ah but which way up is the triangle? Lol

***

Depends...

Are we talking about my love handles or my cock?

If your cock is triangular I'd suggest you have a Toblerone down your pants "

***

It's not really triangle shaped.

It looks like a cock, but weirder and smaller. Actually it looks like the D.J. 6", but I rounded up 0.33" on length and girth. Plus I have some extras on mine.

Both in features and look.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Lol

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"In the words of Tracy turnblad

Pleasantly plump or chunky

Acre...large surface area

Wumo ...sumo woman

"

***

Acre is good. Can apply to my head and my chest too. My cock is "Over the hills and far away", when I try to look down.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"I can take my extra padding off "

***

Also, you wanted it. I didn't want my extra padding, but here it is.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Keep your chins up

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"Keep your chins up "

***

I try, but they fall back.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan  over a year ago

Belfast

It's winter, my extra padding is for staying warm

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"It's winter, my extra padding is for staying warm "

***

I'm always too hot.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich

Page 2 soon. Oh no!

*** ***

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I fucking hope so as I wobble a lot.

But then weebles wobble but they don’t fall over

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich

I also called myself Humpty Dumpty on occasions.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is it around my waist, in my pants, or on top of the immersion heater ?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I fucking hope so as I wobble a lot.

But then weebles wobble but they don’t fall over "

I'll catch you. I'll be naked, but hey, you want me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, because my body is perfect like a Goddess.

Oh, I do say I have big, massive thighs but I turn that around by telling myself that if my legs weren’t big my bum surely would look funny sat upon two thin, modelesque, long legs like I once longed for. That’s neither helpful nor what you asked for in this thread is it?

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By *olfandtazCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

I used to rock a 6 pack but now it looks more like a keg

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"Is it around my waist, in my pants, or on top of the immersion heater ?"

***

It's hidden Granny.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man  over a year ago

Norwich


"No, because my body is perfect like a Goddess.

Oh, I do say I have big, massive thighs but I turn that around by telling myself that if my legs weren’t big my bum surely would look funny sat upon two thin, modelesque, long legs like I once longed for. That’s neither helpful nor what you asked for in this thread is it? "

***

You do have a perfect body, but it's not important.

I'm more attracted to your mind.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Not really, my weight is something I often worry about.

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