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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else

… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deal haha.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Hey and I'll scratch yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on then lol

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By *he_Libertines_69Man  over a year ago

Leeds

I'm up for that

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Hey and I'll scratch yours "

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Deal haha. "

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle "

I need a rake, my back is hairy

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle "

They are the best. Got a couple in a chinese shop on holiday. 1€, best buy ever

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

They are the best. Got a couple in a chinese shop on holiday. 1€, best buy ever "

I second this

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else

I use the toilet brush.

Maybe.

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By *olfandtazCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Taz Is more of a back scratcher than I am, she would help out

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"I use the toilet brush.

Maybe."

...maybe. Is this your buzz word at the moment?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Find a tree, scratch it baloo style and you can come out of this with a scratched back and debt free to boot.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Will you be in the same position as is depicted in your profile image?

Would it be weird to scratch and also sniff?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You need one of those big sticks, or a knitting needle

I need a rake, my back is hairy "

Deploys Gillette and foam

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe "

Can I lick it instead?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead? "

Mutual?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course "

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac) "

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac "

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I use the toilet brush.

Maybe.

...maybe. Is this your buzz word at the moment? "

I prefer the term “catchphrase”

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions "

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking "

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then "

I like gentleman… and ladies

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead? "

Yes

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

I like gentleman… and ladies "

Oh, so it's MFM or MFF? I'm up for that

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac) "

Edgy

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes "

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

I like gentleman… and ladies

Oh, so it's MFM or MFF? I'm up for that "

I prefer that yes. Any

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you "

What do I get to lick? X

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

What do I get to lick? X"

her front

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

What do I get to lick? X"

Whatever you want darling. I’m nice like that

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac "

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

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By *rishVikingMan  over a year ago

Shankill


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe "

Greedy hehe

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Yes

You’re on…. Get your pretty back here. Please and thank you

What do I get to lick? X

Whatever you want darling. I’m nice like that "

Get your coat, luv. You’ve pulled.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you. "

I do love…. Big Macs

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

I'll buy. We'll make love smelling of onions

I can cope with the Big Mac darling. But making love? Errrr no thanks. Fucking. I like fucking

I was trying to be a gentleman, but come here and get em off then

I like gentleman… and ladies

Oh, so it's MFM or MFF? I'm up for that

I prefer that yes. Any "

We really need to get a meet planned

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs "

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty "

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty "

I don’t do the shakes…. You can have mine. I’m nice like that. Happy diabetes day

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis "

Sometimes it’s the only answer…

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

I don’t do the shakes…. You can have mine. I’m nice like that. Happy diabetes day "

Nah, I haven’t been able to eat crap like that in many years.

But there will be shaking. Legs, mostly.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis

Sometimes it’s the only answer… "

I am certain we can find a penis for this occasion.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

I don’t do the shakes…. You can have mine. I’m nice like that. Happy diabetes day

Nah, I haven’t been able to eat crap like that in many years.

But there will be shaking. Legs, mostly. "

FFS. Get in my bed already

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"… and I will owe you one…

Maybe

Can I lick it instead?

Mutual?

Of course

Now careful, cos LB may be taking a surreptitious bite (may get carried away and assume its a Big Mac)

Oh. I could just eat a Big Mac

You’ll need a few of them after I’m done with you.

I do love…. Big Macs

The shakes are pretty good too. Diabetes in a cup, but tasty

By the time it's melted for a suck, the straw has gone gooey. Stick to penis

Sometimes it’s the only answer… "

Mine's free

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By *illiamgMan  over a year ago

Cheshire

Warming my hands up

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