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"I'm sure I've had that conversation before.
Though pretty sure I said least favourite wank sock rather than crusty sock 
 he asked me, why the sock has to be crusty!!"
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"Better a wank sock than the curtains I suppose."
If you think the curtains are bad. I had a partner who wiped it on the pillowcase when we were fucking in somebody’s bed we weren’t supposed to be fucking in.
(Yes I know, I’m horrible throw rotten tomatoes at me please. But all of you have done it at least once.)
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"Better a wank sock than the curtains I suppose.
If you think the curtains are bad. I had a partner who wiped it on the pillowcase when we were fucking in somebody’s bed we weren’t supposed to be fucking in.
(Yes I know, I’m horrible throw rotten tomatoes at me please. But all of you have done it at least once.)
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I broke someone else’s bed once. Not with the sex, I’m just fat  |
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"Better a wank sock than the curtains I suppose.
If you think the curtains are bad. I had a partner who wiped it on the pillowcase when we were fucking in somebody’s bed we weren’t supposed to be fucking in.
(Yes I know, I’m horrible throw rotten tomatoes at me please. But all of you have done it at least once.)
I broke someone else’s bed once. Not with the sex, I’m just fat "
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"Better a wank sock than the curtains I suppose.
If you think the curtains are bad. I had a partner who wiped it on the pillowcase when we were fucking in somebody’s bed we weren’t supposed to be fucking in.
(Yes I know, I’m horrible throw rotten tomatoes at me please. But all of you have done it at least once.)
I broke someone else’s bed once. Not with the sex, I’m just fat
Were you jumping up and down on it? "
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"Better a wank sock than the curtains I suppose.
If you think the curtains are bad. I had a partner who wiped it on the pillowcase when we were fucking in somebody’s bed we weren’t supposed to be fucking in.
(Yes I know, I’m horrible throw rotten tomatoes at me please. But all of you have done it at least once.)
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never on a pillowcase just never |
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