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Help! I’m horny!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Help! I want to be horny!!  it’s your fault 
I was deliberately being unsexy and everything so you can't hold me accountable!! "
It’s the profile picture!!! Grrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles"
If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it
Think about beards
He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule "
#CrispyDuck |
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"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it
Think about beards
He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule
#CrispyDuck"
No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it
Think about beards
He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule
#CrispyDuck
No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one"
Well if you’re horny, have sex. That’s what I’m going to do |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it
Think about beards
He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule
#CrispyDuck
No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one"
I'd say me but I've not talked about the sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.
Still haven’t messaged me…"
Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.
Still haven’t messaged me…
Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt. "
No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.
Still haven’t messaged me…
Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt.
No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams. "
ooops |
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"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it
Think about beards
He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule
#CrispyDuck
No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one
Well if you’re horny, have sex. That’s what I’m going to do"
Maybe tomorrow... Or some time in the week (fingers crossed) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.
Still haven’t messaged me…
Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt.
No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams. ooops"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Same... And certain people aren't helping by only talking about it
Think about beards
He has actually got a beard lol he's the exception to the rule
#CrispyDuck
No, not Crispy Ostrich lol I'll have to think of a nickname for this one
Well if you’re horny, have sex. That’s what I’m going to do
Maybe tomorrow... Or some time in the week (fingers crossed)"
There’s someone near where you are that I’m hoping to sex actually. Maybe she’ll go to the beach with my |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is an enormous shock, Stephen. I need a lie down.
Still haven’t messaged me…
Can't. I'm too ancient remember. Anyway I'm having a fainting spell. Don't interrupt.
No, you’re actually just the age of woman I go for for my scams. ooops
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles
If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x "
That would have been...uncomfortable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles
If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x
That would have been...uncomfortable "
Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" 
What help are you looking for??
Naked pictures of someone’s wife
Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.
Honestly her eyes 
Have you seen them?  "
Maybe |
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What help are you looking for??
Naked pictures of someone’s wife
Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.
Honestly her eyes
Have you seen them?
Maybe "
Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles
If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x
That would have been...uncomfortable
Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start! "
Haven't you already done that thread here though?
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"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles"
True. The messages I got asking for the cost of a chippy tea prove otherwise 
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles
If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x
That would have been...uncomfortable
Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start!
Haven't you already done that thread here though?
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No. I’m torn between a foot job post and a rimming one. Find out tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
What help are you looking for??
Naked pictures of someone’s wife
Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.
Honestly her eyes
Have you seen them?
Maybe
Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice "
I’ll drown  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles
True. The messages I got asking for the cost of a chippy tea prove otherwise
J"
COZZIE LIVS |
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What help are you looking for??
Naked pictures of someone’s wife
Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.
Honestly her eyes
Have you seen them?
Maybe
Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice
I’ll drown "
Something like that! She'll get you doing alllllllll sorts. Like bringing her tea in bed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
What help are you looking for??
Naked pictures of someone’s wife
Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.
Honestly her eyes
Have you seen them?
Maybe
Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice
I’ll drown
Something like that! She'll get you doing alllllllll sorts. Like bringing her tea in bed "
Like a naked butler? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Have a wank, Brucey
Twisted threadstarter
My thoughts too
I actually forgot about that game ffs
It's not a game, Pickles
If I had played I would’ve made Bruce start a race thread obvs x
That would have been...uncomfortable
Idea- you do a thread that you be THINK I’d start. I’ll do one I think you’d start!
Haven't you already done that thread here though?
No. I’m torn between a foot job post and a rimming one. Find out tomorrow. "
Yours are erratic though! It could go anywhere between how many cocks can fit into your vagina at one time to do you believe in white privilege? |
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"
What help are you looking for??
Naked pictures of someone’s wife
Mr KCs wife is on here somewhere. Apparently.
Honestly her eyes
Have you seen them?
Maybe
Don't look into them for too long, that's my advice
I’ll drown
Something like that! She'll get you doing alllllllll sorts. Like bringing her tea in bed
Like a naked butler?"
Do you know one? |
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By *olkiMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Sameeeeeeee.
I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.
Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.
Or a man.
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I'm here for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sameeeeeeee.
I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.
Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.
Or a man.
"
In |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sameeeeeeee.
I’ve had a really long day and I just want to be thrown around a little in bed by a devastatingly handsome man.
Doesn’t have to be devastatingly handsome.
Or a man.
"
I’m really handsome. Really really really handsome. Except next to most of the guys in my year at school. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello.
You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit 
Pics?
You don't look at pictures when people send them to you "
True
Dang not me getting hotted up |
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"Hello.
You missed me having a shower and the bit before that when I was in my gym kit
Pics?
You don't look at pictures when people send them to you
True
Dang not me getting hotted up "
hoisted by own petard |
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